Every man in a relationship. Please share your below. > Be 16 > Have girlfriend > Wants to know her bra size > Asks out of nowhere because I'm a mor zits girlfriend dodged a Bomb story time funny
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Every man in a relationship

Please share your ************************ below.

> Be 16
> Have girlfriend
> Wants to know her bra size
> Asks out of nowhere because I'm a ******* morron
> ''why do you want to know that? That is weird!''
> ''Because I... I love every inch of you, and I want to know about you''
> ''Awww I'm so lucky with you!''

Not the best story but it's what I got.

Obviously not mine, this is from a comic strip called 'Zits'. Name is on the .jpg.

BY JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BERGMAN
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User avatar #1 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get it.
#2 to #1 - jbkubel (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't thumb him down for not knowing ^^

- Basically she asked him a question, where if he made a wrong answer, a wrong answer out of many, it might end with a huge ********* from her. The thing is, he doesn't know what is a right or wrong answer, therefore he is taking a risk og trying to ''defuse'' the situation, thus making the connection beween the real thing and a bomb (making the girl being the bomb).
-16
#13 - kaycie has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#18 to #13 - ihatecarltonbanks (06/20/2013) [-]
That's only like 5 months in advance. renting a limo for prom takes planning and if hes paying for it himself then saving money or if his parents are then saving money. you dont get a limo a week before prom.   
   
pic related. HFW he has a limo with his probably more attractive prom date who may appreciate that he plans ahead
That's only like 5 months in advance. renting a limo for prom takes planning and if hes paying for it himself then saving money or if his parents are then saving money. you dont get a limo a week before prom.

pic related. HFW he has a limo with his probably more attractive prom date who may appreciate that he plans ahead
#21 - koltan (06/20/2013) [-]
#24 - newborn (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
lol i read this in the newspaper when it printed.

coolstorybro.jpeg
User avatar #5 - hollyisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
The vagina wanted comfort that Jeremy wouldn't leave her for some skank. In case if anyone is wondering.
#52 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It`s pathetic for men in this situation to tell this kind of ******** ,basically giving her false hope,illusions for her future with you,at least usually,because most of you don`t see tropical bananas dropping in both of your mouths in the future on a beach.I`ve been in this kind of situation and feel like it`s best to honestly tell what you see in the future(if you have a spine of course),in my case I said that it mostly depends on her future actions what the future will be and I`d fancy just enjoying the relationship we have at this moment and less thinking about the future together as possible,because it`s destructive for both of us to talk about it.Of course,there was a **** storm after that,but at least i didn`t flip flop my way out of this with lies just to have pussy and it ended well,we men also have the right to have demands on relationships just have the spine to show her you know your worth and don`t want to be walked on.
#53 to #52 - jbkubel (06/20/2013) [-]
Now you need to stfu and sit down. Girls don't want to hear the truth, where as in 99% of the cases the couple breakes up in an age like this. If the guys said that, she would break up with his ass immediatly.    
The truth is here that the girl wants to hear something specific, not the truth.
Now you need to stfu and sit down. Girls don't want to hear the truth, where as in 99% of the cases the couple breakes up in an age like this. If the guys said that, she would break up with his ass immediatly.
The truth is here that the girl wants to hear something specific, not the truth.
User avatar #37 - DoktorHax (06/20/2013) [-]
**** yes, zits
User avatar #23 - reican (06/20/2013) [-]
I would answer " standing back to back until the end of days" would sound more real and less like... well. hollywood/Hallmark **** .
+1
#22 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 - henryfordthegod (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if men just let them detonate
#3 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you need to detonate your gf think twice about your and her future together. You will eventually regret.

posting as anon because **** you.
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