Ohhh Snapp. . King Kong Bundy If we drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood, why don' t vampires suck meek? Oh wait?. Twilight. g/ FIVE
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Ohhh Snapp

King Kong Bundy
If we drop of semen contains
more life then a drop of blood, why
don' t vampires suck meek? Oh
wait?. Twilight. g/ FIVE
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Submitted: 06/19/2013
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#35 - thedevilsriddle (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - justbrandonreally (06/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
King Kong ******* Bundy???
#65 - walkingdisaster (06/20/2013) [-]
How clever
#70 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
KING KONG BUNDY!!! When we were kinds and wrestling was watchable. I miss this man.
#81 to #79 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
He scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and you don't know who he is??
#18 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe it's just me and my fetish for monster girls, but after all my time on exhentai I've seen a LOT of vampires sucking cock for sustenance instead of blood. Hell, just look up the Monster Girl Encyclopedia and you'll find that plenty of different monsters feed on semen for life force.
User avatar #20 to #18 - fedegon (06/20/2013) [-]
Actually, vampires can consume any thing filled with life from what I've read, but it's mostly represented as blood. Following this theory, they could live by semen alone, and that would make a ******* awesome comic/manga/movie/anything; vampire girls who literally raid towns to suck the cocks of the villagers.
User avatar #40 - Mecryte (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If the Twihards are still having problems with this, then imagine if you will; If all the Vampires portrayed in the Twilight series were from the Nosferatu clan.
#28 - typeonegative (06/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - themurp (06/20/2013) [-]
Succubus? Incubus?
#2 - thejestermime (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This made me crack a smile, but did it really need to beat up a dead cow?
#3 to #2 - worstcase (06/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much this, entirely.
User avatar #88 - ksmore (06/20/2013) [-]
why don' t vampires suck meek?
User avatar #75 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
What the hell does hashtag even mean and why do people feel so compelled to use it?
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User avatar #38 - poodleschnerks (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. Something about Twilight being gay. How new and original.
#37 - bahgawd (06/20/2013) [-]
I kinda assumed king kong bundy would have been dead by now. With his weight and the short lifespan of professional wrestlers and such.
User avatar #36 - hajmahkra (06/20/2013) [-]
Question Mark - Period new meta?.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (06/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Vampires drink blood because they are unable to digest foods properly (due to an extremely slow metabolism), and so they need the most efficient liquid that also contains the perfect amount of vitamins and minerals needed for them to survive and have proper nutrition

User avatar #12 - davisdamen (06/20/2013) [-]
ok, before today, i'd never heard of King Kong Bundy
i watched achievement hunter's PRS Let's Build about 4 or 5 hours ago
i've seen or heard the name King Kong Bundy about 5 or 6 times now since then
#10 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Technically semen only has HALF of that life. The other half is somewhere else.

Jeeze guys, we weren't semen we weren't semen before we were born.
#9 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
It is very easy. I don't live in a english-speaking country. But as most young adults I've had basic english in school. Otherwise I've watched movies and such, like most people. However I've never had a problem telling the difference, neither have anyone I know. If you are a foreigner and haven't had english taught to you it's fine, no biggie. But are you instead born and raised in a country which has english as primary language, you better be able to tell the difference or you might suffer from a bad case of stupidity, but what do I know, it could be a typo.
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