Ohhh Snapp. . King Kong Bundy If we drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood, why don' t vampires suck meek? Oh wait?. Twilight. g/ FIVE
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#32 - justbrandonreally (06/20/2013) [-]
King Kong ******* Bundy???
User avatar #43 to #32 - richardastley (06/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand why you brought him up, but **** yeah!
#63 to #43 - redneckraider (06/20/2013) [-]
He made the Twitter post.....Dumb ass
#72 to #63 - Zyklone (06/20/2013) [-]
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#73 to #72 - redneckraider (06/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, saved :p
Thanks, saved :p
User avatar #96 to #72 - edforce (06/21/2013) [-]
The "you are a" and exclamation make it sound like Starfire is saying it.
User avatar #80 to #32 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
The Walking Condominium
#18 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just me and my fetish for monster girls, but after all my time on exhentai I've seen a LOT of vampires sucking cock for sustenance instead of blood. Hell, just look up the Monster Girl Encyclopedia and you'll find that plenty of different monsters feed on semen for life force.
User avatar #20 to #18 - fedegon (06/20/2013) [-]
Actually, vampires can consume any thing filled with life from what I've read, but it's mostly represented as blood. Following this theory, they could live by semen alone, and that would make a ******* awesome comic/manga/movie/anything; vampire girls who literally raid towns to suck the cocks of the villagers.
#46 to #20 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Or they could take the gore path and rip open men's nuttsacks...
#49 to #20 - chaoticwaffle (06/20/2013) [-]
And just like that Van Hellsing's the bad guy.
#65 - walkingdisaster (06/20/2013) [-]
How clever
#70 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
KING KONG BUNDY!!! When we were kinds and wrestling was watchable. I miss this man.
User avatar #77 to #70 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
I thought of ted bundy.
User avatar #78 to #77 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
And what about Al Bundy??
User avatar #79 to #78 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
I don't know who that is.
#81 to #79 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
He scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and you don't know who he is??
User avatar #82 to #81 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
Football player?
#83 to #82 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
Expand your visions, my buddy. If you've missed this show, you missed one of the greatest sitcoms ever made.

P.S. Christina Applegate is totally fuc*able in this series!!!
User avatar #84 to #83 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
I've seen some episodes of this show a while back. I basically know his personality in the show and I now remember what actor you're talking about.

Oh, and the girl, isn't she the one who voices Leelah in futurama?
User avatar #86 to #84 - hacksaw (06/20/2013) [-]
Nope, that's Katey Sagal, that totally fuc*able red head I was talking about the blonde girl, which had had her head sewed to a dog body in Mars Attacks!
User avatar #87 to #86 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
I guess she is, but seems almost a little too "mom-ish" to me.
User avatar #40 - Mecryte (06/20/2013) [-]
If the Twihards are still having problems with this, then imagine if you will; If all the Vampires portrayed in the Twilight series were from the Nosferatu clan.
User avatar #53 to #40 - mrnotsosafeforwork (06/20/2013) [-]
What kind of Twihards? Twilight or Twilight?
User avatar #91 to #53 - Mecryte (06/20/2013) [-]
What do you think?
User avatar #11 - themurp (06/20/2013) [-]
Succubus? Incubus?
#28 - typeonegative (06/20/2013) [-]
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#1 - makegr (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh my Gawdd, I just farted cause of laughihng so hardd...
User avatar #38 - poodleschnerks (06/20/2013) [-]
Wow. Something about Twilight being gay. How new and original.
User avatar #60 to #38 - redneckraider (06/20/2013) [-]
Wow, a comment complaining about a Twilight post. How new and original
#2 - thejestermime (06/19/2013) [-]
This made me crack a smile, but did it really need to beat up a dead cow?
#3 to #2 - worstcase (06/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much this, entirely.
User avatar #88 - ksmore (06/20/2013) [-]
why don' t vampires suck meek?
#85 - ohhhsnap (06/20/2013) [-]
MFW my username and title of post
MFW my username and title of post
User avatar #75 - doodogger (06/20/2013) [-]
What the hell does hashtag even mean and why do people feel so compelled to use it?
#37 - bahgawd (06/20/2013) [-]
I kinda assumed king kong bundy would have been dead by now. With his weight and the short lifespan of professional wrestlers and such.
User avatar #36 - hajmahkra (06/20/2013) [-]
Question Mark - Period new meta?.
#26 - blakhawk (06/20/2013) [-]
than*
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Vampires drink blood because they are unable to digest foods properly (due to an extremely slow metabolism), and so they need the most efficient liquid that also contains the perfect amount of vitamins and minerals needed for them to survive and have proper nutrition

Blood
User avatar #33 to #24 - reican (06/20/2013) [-]
they can still drink beer or coffee then right?
User avatar #90 to #33 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Allegedly. Although that wouldn't really do anything for them, so they would have no reason to do so
User avatar #92 to #90 - reican (06/20/2013) [-]
but could they still taste it? if yes. then there is reason enough
User avatar #93 to #92 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Then sure
User avatar #95 to #93 - reican (06/21/2013) [-]
I wish i were a Vampire... Unless there is a Valhalla. that would be awesome. to see the heroes and the people holding the knowledge of old times.
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User avatar #89 to #68 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Of course it does, nutrients are absorbed through the colon and passed into the bloodstream
User avatar #12 - davisdamen (06/20/2013) [-]
ok, before today, i'd never heard of King Kong Bundy
i watched achievement hunter's PRS Let's Build about 4 or 5 hours ago
i've seen or heard the name King Kong Bundy about 5 or 6 times now since then
#10 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Technically semen only has HALF of that life. The other half is somewhere else.

Jeeze guys, we weren't semen we weren't semen before we were born.
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