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#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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#53 - crazyolitis (06/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Actually, it's just the past 500 years. History has been a shift of power between Europe, the middle east, Asia and North Africa. One time there were Romans who were really powerful, the next time it's the Otoomans, you know? A constant shift of power.

The 'Evil White Man' as some call it, basically started with Spain, capturing South-America. Since then, Europe rose in power, and eventually lost a part of it.

Right now, America is a major power, with China on the rise. Even though those cheating ***** get a second round of major power. Stop being so greedy, Cina, and give Africa a chance for once, jeesh.
#12 - harshy (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they're unstoppable
they're unstoppable
#15 - gibroner (06/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#70 - koltan (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - alucord ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Why do you hate me?
#208 - typeonegative (06/20/2013) [-]
that's funny
#38 - pappathethird (06/19/2013) [-]
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#109 - iluvharrypotter (06/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
If Native Americans truely wanted to keep their land how come they no longer have it?   
   
Christians: 1   
Atheist: 0
If Native Americans truely wanted to keep their land how come they no longer have it?

Christians: 1
Atheist: 0
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [+] (48 replies)
In all honesty, I don't give a **** about the native Americans. They were a bunch of uncivilized savages. They didn't even believe in the concept of ownership so we didn't take anything from them. They were basically people who lived in an abandoned apartment and not pay rent, like squatters. What happened here built the greatest country ever. It had to be done and i'm glad it did. I'm just going to be honest and blunt, just straight out say it. I do not nor will I ever give a **** about those savage Indians. I'm sorry but that's just how I feel. They are not me, I am white, not native American. It has no negative impact on me what happened to them, only good things came out of it. Why should I care? You think they cared about us when they were savagely scalping the dead bodies of their enemies? No respect for the dead.
#16 to #7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
everything wrong with the world in one paragraph
#103 - zhao (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
white people may have done a whole 						********					 of disgusting things in history, but so have many other people, for an example   
   
 the Mongolian empire They were masters of psychological warfare and intimidation, and built the second largest empire ever, smaller only than the British Empire (But nothing’s scary about tea and crumpets).   
   
the Aztec empire About 20,000 people were killed yearly to appease gods. Hearts of sacrifice victims were cut out, and some bodies were eaten ceremoniously. Other victims were drowned, beheaded, burned or dropped from heights. In a rite to the rain god, shrieking children were killed at several sites so that their tears might induce rain. In a rite to the maize goddess, a virgin danced for 24 hours, then was killed and skinned; her skin was worn by a priest in further dancing.   
   
The Maori They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October, 1809, a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors, in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board, and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors, who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat, were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night and in to the next morning.
white people may have done a whole ******** of disgusting things in history, but so have many other people, for an example

the Mongolian empire They were masters of psychological warfare and intimidation, and built the second largest empire ever, smaller only than the British Empire (But nothing’s scary about tea and crumpets).

the Aztec empire About 20,000 people were killed yearly to appease gods. Hearts of sacrifice victims were cut out, and some bodies were eaten ceremoniously. Other victims were drowned, beheaded, burned or dropped from heights. In a rite to the rain god, shrieking children were killed at several sites so that their tears might induce rain. In a rite to the maize goddess, a virgin danced for 24 hours, then was killed and skinned; her skin was worn by a priest in further dancing.

The Maori They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October, 1809, a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors, in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board, and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors, who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat, were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night and in to the next morning.
#159 - chism (06/20/2013) [-]
feminist is one phrase
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil - Ladies and Gentlemen, mankind describes with one sentence.
#115 - kitsunemochalite (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#91 - helenwheels (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
<Whoever made this
<Everyone who thumbed this up.

Why is it that you white people try so hard to not be racist.
The conflict between the Native Americans and the European settlers was a war. A war that the Native Americans readily participated in. Yes, it was evil. Yes, it was genocide. But its been done before by every race. Africans do it. Middle easterners do it. Asians do it. The native Americans did it. Europeans do it.
The difference is that white people apologize for it, and teach future generations how bad it was and not how glorious.

TL;DR: Can't we all just live together, as one big angry hateful human race, killing and raping one another without end or guilt.
#246 - xsap (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
guys, racism is bad
#93 - demystify (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People have actually argued to me that minorities can't be racist against white people.

mfw
#50 - alucord ONLINE (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The settler's face when
The settler's face when
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