chuck norris can handle the pain. . CHUC % RS% TO{ PAPER This isn' t even his heavy duty toilet paper.. Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
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chuck norris can handle the pain

CHUC % RS% TO{ PAPER
This isn' t even his heavy duty toilet paper.
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Submitted: 09/09/2009
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User avatar #5 - Soviet Russia Guy (09/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
#46 - betterthanyou (09/10/2009) [-]
[comment killed by chuck norris]
User avatar #30 - xSnowman (09/10/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Chuck use's Acid insted of mouthwater
#39 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Who's Chuck Norris?
User avatar #43 to #39 - picklejuice (09/10/2009) [-]
i didn't thumbs you down cause you were curious about other guys
#24 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris once invented his own toilet paper.,.....
too bad the invention went horribly wrong because it took no **** from anybody
User avatar #27 to #24 - mitchmack (09/10/2009) [-]
no i think thats what he wanted. the toilet paper was called G.W Bush... it was famous for being full of **** even before you wiped your ass.
#10 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. .
User avatar #33 to #10 - Boozehound (09/10/2009) [-]
These ain't jokes, chump...these are Chuck facts
User avatar #47 - grracelynn (09/10/2009) [-]
chuck norris feels no pain.
User avatar #44 - crotchmahogony (09/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't Chuck Norris sue for these things at first? That's pretty lame, if Bruce Lee was still alive it would be the Lee facts
#57 - staudt (09/12/2009) [-]
chuck norris can send a fax by scrathcing his beard near a phone
#64 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
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#63 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is the way to go, not nasty, bacteria ridden toilet paper.
User avatar #58 - Mr waffles (09/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck eats nails for breakfeast
#59 to #58 - anonymous (09/15/2009) [-]
And ***** bullets
#50 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [-]
ive seen chuck die. he aint **** .
#42 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [-]
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#40 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [-]
how the **** dont you no chuck norris hes everywhere
#18 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
#16 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [-]
i think this is what you use when you **** brix!
#15 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [-]
OH MY GOD! is that two-ply?
#13 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [-]
WTF is my toilot paper doin on the internet...
User avatar #3 - RemNinja (09/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Chuck Norris' heavy duty is sandpaper.
#11 to #3 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [-]
His heavy doodie is his poo after eating Fiber One cereal. I just calls it like I sees it, guys...
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