A lawyer' s dog, running around town unleashed, heads fer a
butcher shep and steals a reast. The butcher gees the
lawyer' s efface and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a
piece meat frem my stere, do T have a right demand
payment fer the meat frem the deg' s owner"?" The lawyer
Then yeu ewe me 58. 50. Year dog was leese and stele a reast
frem me taday."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check fer
50. The butcher, having a feeling satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds; a bill frem the lawyer:
due fer a consultation.