let this be a lesson ladies. . Today, after years {if Faking pleasure with my botfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she teached my privates I Insti
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let this be a lesson ladies

Today, after years {if Faking pleasure with my botfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she teached my
privates I Instinctively let cut a Fake moan. PML
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User avatar #3 - TheFreak (06/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The lesson is if a guy can't pleasure you, don't spend years dating him.

Also stop pretending to enjoy bad sex.
#9 - acksl (06/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why the **** would any woman fake an orgasm?
If you let your guy get away with godawful sex, nothing will ever change. He will think he's gods gift to womankind and never try harder to actually please you.
#6 - scant (06/19/2013) [-]
TBH, If you're in a relationship where you don't even have the honesty to admit to your boyfriend/girlfriend that they suck, you shouldn't be in a relationship.   
Pic semi-related.
TBH, If you're in a relationship where you don't even have the honesty to admit to your boyfriend/girlfriend that they suck, you shouldn't be in a relationship.
Pic semi-related.
#7 - hudis ONLINE (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Girls who moan as soon as you touch them must be the biggest turn-off there is. That's my opinion, anyway.
#1 - feffog (06/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i cant put my finger on it but something about this post both angers and bothers me
i cant put my finger on it but something about this post both angers and bothers me
#21 - newall (06/19/2013) [-]
oh for god's sake, women.

STOP PRETENDING.
if he has no idea what he's doing, give him gentle instructions. TEACH THAT ************ . he's not going to magically, all of a sudden become a ******* vaginal spelunking expert, and honestly, we'd rather KNOW it was genuine, after learning what you like, than listen to your fake moans, and yes, we can tell when they're fake. (most of the time.)

TLDR: You're more likely to insult our intelligence by faking it, than our pride by instructing us.
#19 - jalaven (06/19/2013) [-]
>years of faking pleasure
>women logic
#27 - varanfenix (06/19/2013) [-]
And on that day, Funnyjunk transformed into a relationship advice service to a dumb cunt
who will never see their advice.
User avatar #25 - mikaelkid (06/19/2013) [-]
You should be able to tell when they fake it or not.


The way my girlfriend gets when shes close to climaxing is amazing, it becomes wetter, hotter, kinkier, it's never the same position, the most recent one she was on top and I was grabbing her ass, making her ride up and down, anyways, her breathing got heavier than it already was, she didn't know what to do with her hands, she was saying my name and moaning, i would stop and pull out to stop me from cumming and rub her clit and then make love to her more. I repeated this until she was the one who got off and her vagina becomes very sore and ticklish when done, the amount of warmness when she cums is amazing, a feel good sort of thing. Then I finish inside of her (she has an IUD so we can have unprotected sex and yes both tested).

TL;DR. You can tell when it's genuine cuz' vagina becomes sore and sensitive. Don't stop until she does first. Listen to her reactions and breathing. Cumming is easily achieved by rubbing clit as well and multiple positions.
User avatar #34 - fuckthepolice (06/19/2013) [-]
Pro Tip: Never fake sexual pleasure. Chances are that if you're with a long term partner they will be willing to experiment and learn new sexual techniques so they can actually please you. Faking is detrimental to both parties and quickly turns sex into a chore rather than an enjoyable activity. Communication is key.
#24 - cossackwhoop (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And that's why I like chicks with dicks.
#36 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who gives a **** if the girl is pleasured? They are just sex objects for men. Their sole purpose in life is to pleasure their man. If they get pleasure back then that's just a ******* gift and they should appreciate that.
User avatar #44 to #36 - specialone (06/19/2013) [-]
Did someone really favourite this comment?
User avatar #42 - xepicnameherex (06/19/2013) [-]
SHE ****** DESERVES IT
#37 - beckilaa (06/19/2013) [-]
Just because you don't have an orgasm doesn't mean the sex is **** ...
#26 - demothrin (06/19/2013) [-]
ive only been with one woman (my true love;) ) but we both know and understand that we can tell each other whether something is good or bad if you dont say anything you have to put up with it and you wont enjoy it.

also people like things differently the last woman he was with may have liked it that way but your different he needs to be told you want it differenly.
User avatar #23 - silverangelwolf (06/19/2013) [-]
So yeah saw this and I hate when some one does this (Man have done this too, so can't say it just women) If the person sucks... Tell them! Say hey, you know when you hump me in that weird way, yeah don't do it again or tell them we need to work on that honey you'll get better. But if you don't love the person like you used to, don't lie about sex cause now you have to deal with it every time they want same.
User avatar #12 - daisuke (06/19/2013) [-]
sounds like porn to me
User avatar #31 - srskate (06/19/2013) [-]
... I should do this when I get a hernia exam.

Does anyone know how to ejaculate on command?
#29 - bloxicity (06/19/2013) [-]
Maybe she is faking it because she loves him so much and knows it turns him on?
Kind of like neglecting your own pleasure for your partners sake?
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