Don't forget the combination. .. Step 1. Pick up the bike Step 2. Walk off with it ????? bike combination funny fail
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#66 - matralith (06/19/2013) [-]
Didn't notice the lock at first, thought it was a new saddle position for people who like it in the butt.
#9 - xjester (06/19/2013) [-]
Step 1. Pick up the bike

Step 2. Walk off with it

?????
#43 to #9 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but you're going to look a hell of a lot more suspicious. Bike thieves are usually a little more low profile I would think.
#61 to #43 - bigmanblue (06/19/2013) [-]
also the seat looks like it has a lock on it meaning the wheel cant turn so stealing the bike is completely pointless
User avatar #65 to #61 - mrthezho (06/19/2013) [-]
Bikes are often stolen for spare parts.
User avatar #77 to #61 - theunlimited (06/19/2013) [-]
4 digits.

Give it a few hours maybe a day of fidling through all possiblities, free bike. Also this product would have hipster value and probably retail for like a few hundred dollars so ka-ching!
#138 to #77 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Seeing as it is a four code lock and every number can range between 0 and 9, there are 10x10x10x10 = 10.000 possibilities. I'm guessing that would take more than a day.
User avatar #73 to #61 - derpismaherpis (06/19/2013) [-]
Not if it's a code lock.
#91 to #73 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
It's not digital, you got all the time in the world to unlock it...
User avatar #126 to #91 - derpismaherpis (06/19/2013) [-]
That's what I meant dude... check your lines.
User avatar #59 to #29 - nastoy (06/19/2013) [-]
which episode?
#60 to #59 - graafgatenkaas (06/19/2013) [-]
S5 E11
User avatar #17 - haseotakaeda ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
>pick up bike
>walk away
>get Mickey from the auto shop to cut the lock for you
>???
>profit
#90 - heyayayakilla (06/19/2013) [-]
>place the bike near a pole
>make it lay on the side and insert the bike into the pole inside the red marked area
>lock the bike
>????
>profit
13/10 would get
#94 to #90 - newall (06/19/2013) [-]
>walk up to bike at night
>remove quick release front wheel
>walk off
>?????(sell as a spare)
>profit.
#96 to #94 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
You say this like it's a bad design of this bike, but you can steal the ******* wheel on any bike, this is still a good bike.
#98 to #96 - newall (06/19/2013) [-]
oh no, don't get me wrong, i think it's brilliant, i just think having quick releases on something like that is a waste of money.
#112 - gitanisme (06/19/2013) [-]
Op's favorite bike.
User avatar #81 - thepineapple (06/19/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't want people to ride my bike,
it's that I don't want them to pick it up and walk away with it.

2/10 would not insert into rectum.
#92 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Dear diary,

today OP bought himself a bike that can transform to a dildo he can sit upon.
Thats mighty ghey mah ***** .
#93 to #92 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
btw.
The saddle can also be added with a dildo while in normal horizontal position. Now OP can enjoy ghey dildo while riding through town.
Reall, reall ghey mah ****** .
#120 - fuckingjigsaw (06/19/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
#27 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
i'd still ride it
#46 to #27 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
the wheel is locked...
#70 to #46 - rjgnal (06/19/2013) [-]
thats not the only way you can ride it
thats not the only way you can ride it
#137 - hardongo ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
gay thiefs will love this
gay thiefs will love this
User avatar #67 - mycatislookingatme (06/19/2013) [-]
Then the thief picks it up, and walks away and proceeds to unlock your £400 bike at home.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Dantee (06/19/2013) [-]
I think its meant to be used with an additional lock for the whole bike, its just that your sattle (or whatever its called in english) isnt stolen, that happens a lot
User avatar #69 to #68 - mycatislookingatme (06/19/2013) [-]
Saddle

And fair enough, I know people who've had their saddles stolen loads, but I can't help thinking people wouldn't remember an extra lock.
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#101 to #100 - yunablade (06/19/2013) [-]
You better not cry.
#102 to #101 - yunablade (06/19/2013) [-]
Better not pout
#103 to #102 - yunablade (06/19/2013) [-]
And now I just made myself sad.
User avatar #105 to #103 - yunablade (06/19/2013) [-]
WRONG FUKCING TOPIC, DELETING
User avatar #74 - silithas (06/19/2013) [-]
The genious behind this idea never though of the fact that bicycles can be carried.
#38 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2013) [-]
that designer's career is made
that designer's career is made
#39 to #38 - itraxx (06/19/2013) [-]
Unable to adjust the hight of the seat, a frame that's obviously too weak, and the point where the seat connects with the frame is obviously going to be too weak to be durable.

Nice concept, but not a good one.
User avatar #40 to #39 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2013) [-]
it might need a szcond version
User avatar #3 - BlueWaffleGringe (06/18/2013) [-]
keep it unlocked and you can put the seat in your ass
#20 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Let me educate you non-city-biking fags -

Seats get stolen a lot; you'd obviously still lock the frame and front wheel to something (ideally with a u-lock). The seat+back wheel might still be a good target depending on how easy they are to get off.
#76 - robertelee (06/19/2013) [-]
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looks like a torture device for guys

locks around the balls and shaft and ride a stationary bike for hours at a time with the tip of the head dragging the tire
User avatar #63 - doobiesnax (06/19/2013) [-]
This is genius. People have tried to steal my bike and back tires many times in the city, but I use 2 locks to keep that from happening. I would not mind having this kind of seat for that extra protection.
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