Don't forget the combination

Reply+188

(06/19/2013)[-]

Step 1. Pick up the bike

Step 2. Walk off with it

?????

#43 to #9 - anon id: 311cb9ca

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

Yeah but you're going to look a hell of a lot more suspicious. Bike thieves are usually a little more low profile I would think.

#61 to #43 - bigmanblue

Reply-7

(06/19/2013)[-]

also the seat looks like it has a lock on it meaning the wheel cant turn so stealing the bike is completely pointless

#65 to #61 - mrthezho

Reply+11

(06/19/2013)[-]

Bikes are often stolen for spare parts.

#77 to #61 - theunlimited

Reply+5

(06/19/2013)[-]

4 digits.

Give it a few hours maybe a day of fidling through all possiblities, free bike. Also this product would have hipster value and probably retail for like a few hundred dollars so ka-ching!

#138 to #77 - anon id: cdba8bd8

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

Seeing as it is a four code lock and every number can range between 0 and 9, there are 10x10x10x10 = 10.000 possibilities. I'm guessing that would take more than a day.

#73 to #61 - derpismaherpis

Reply+1

(06/19/2013)[-]

Not if it's a code lock.

#91 to #73 - anon id: 5fe00f5b

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

It's not digital, you got all the time in the world to unlock it...

#126 to #91 - derpismaherpis

Reply-1

(06/19/2013)[-]

That's what I meant dude... check your lines.

#66 - matralith

Reply+101

(06/19/2013)[-]

Didn't notice the lock at first, thought it was a new saddle position for people who like it in the butt.

#29 - theyeti

Reply+88

(06/19/2013)[-]

#59 to #29 - nastoy

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

which episode?

#60 to #59 - graafgatenkaas

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

S5 E11

#7 - mostlyshits

Reply-4

(06/19/2013)[-]

Except you can stand on the peddles when biking.
So that doesn't help me. [Assuming this is for robbery prevention.]

#8 to #7 - militarybus

Reply+35

(06/19/2013)[-]

the wheel wont turn

#18 to #8 - mostlyshits

Reply+12

(06/19/2013)[-]

Well aren't I stupid.
Thank you for the correction sir or madam.

#22 to #8 - ddylann

Reply+4

(06/19/2013)[-]

didnt even think of that

#31 to #8 - anon id: fe923fdd

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

I thought the front wheel is the one that needs to turn, and that's definitely the back wheel being locked...?

#37 to #31 - anon id: d2d35e0d

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

look at where the chain is connected.

also, if you think only one wheel on a bike turns, you should probably sit down and rethink everything.

#44 to #7 - anon id: 308012d5

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

hahah this comment. ++++111111 for smart!

#27 - patriotpenguin#291 on commentsRank#291

Reply+32

(06/19/2013)[-]

i'd still ride it

#46 to #27 - anon id: 283367db

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

the wheel is locked...

#70 to #46 - rjgnal

Reply+15

(06/19/2013)[-]

thats not the only way you can ride it

#17 - haseotakaeda

Reply+26

(06/19/2013)[-]

>pick up bike
>walk away
>get Mickey from the auto shop to cut the lock for you
>???
>profit

#90 - heyayayakilla

Reply+23

(06/19/2013)[-]

>place the bike near a pole
>make it lay on the side and insert the bike into the pole inside the red marked area
>lock the bike
>????
>profit
13/10 would get

#94 to #90 - newall

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

>walk up to bike at night
>remove quick release front wheel
>walk off
>?????(sell as a spare)
>profit.

#96 to #94 - anon id: e04882a9

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

You say this like it's a bad design of this bike, but you can steal the ******* wheel on any bike, this is still a good bike.

#98 to #96 - newall

Reply0

(06/19/2013)[-]

oh no, don't get me wrong, i think it's brilliant, i just think having quick releases on something like that is a waste of money.

#112 - gitanisme

Reply+19

(06/19/2013)[-]

Op's favorite bike.

#81 - thepineapple

Reply+16

(06/19/2013)[-]

It's not that I don't want people to ride my bike,
it's that I don't want them to pick it up and walk away with it.

2/10 would not insert into rectum.