In a bathroom. . THIS It IN THE WOMEN' S RESTROOM AT THE PURPLE tall RESTAURANT IN FREEPORN. TX. F YOU LIFT THE ATTLE WHITE OMB, A LOUD BUZZER GOES OFF THROUGHO
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THIS It IN THE WOMEN' S RESTROOM AT THE PURPLE tall RESTAURANT
IN FREEPORN. TX. F YOU LIFT THE ATTLE WHITE OMB, A LOUD BUZZER
GOES OFF THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT, FORUMS YOU Til DO
THE WALK OF SHAME. OUT OF THE RESTROOM.
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Submitted: 06/18/2013
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User avatar #75 - omnomsaade (06/19/2013) [-]
Will you still see his junk?
User avatar #67 - buttinspecter ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
...Okay, but do you still get to see it.
User avatar #61 - goldenarm (06/19/2013) [-]
Surfside beach!


Also, the Purple Cow ******* blows as a restaurant.
#51 - thype (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #51 - onceman (06/19/2013) [-]
My name is Sebastian...

#71 to #62 - CptDinosaurMagee (06/19/2013) [-]
well...are you hot?
User avatar #50 - thatotaku (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd pull it up with someone else in the bathroom. then go back to my stall and wait for that person to come out, setting the blame on them.
#48 - onceman (06/19/2013) [-]
GENDER EQUALITY
User avatar #81 to #48 - ichbinzweijahrealt (06/19/2013) [-]
Or we can stop censoring female ******* ...
#77 to #48 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
women ******* are censored due to the high amount of attraction people have for them..
so.. you're implying you're highly attracted to male ******* ?
User avatar #80 to #77 - onceman (06/19/2013) [-]
No matter how right you are, you will get thumbed down because your comment goes against popular content.

That's how **** works here, take a thumb.
#73 to #48 - drdisrespect (06/19/2013) [-]
fck off,
#47 - papaspipi (06/19/2013) [-]
This is the real, uncensored version.
User avatar #42 - sixsicsix (06/19/2013) [-]
I would wait until someone was walking the door and flip the door
User avatar #43 to #42 - dosburritos (06/19/2013) [-]
no, don't walk the door. It needs to be kept inside at all times and under no circumstances is it allowed to go outside.
User avatar #44 to #43 - sixsicsix (06/19/2013) [-]
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY DOOR!
#45 to #44 - lostdagame (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #45 - sixsicsix (06/19/2013) [-]
Glad I made you laugh.
User avatar #38 - camexdick (06/19/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzRScIlqxQ8
i got to brazosport in freeport. this place is so ******* ghetto. get me out please.
also this place sucks dick.
User avatar #39 to #38 - camexdick (06/19/2013) [-]
They had one in the mall a town over that was soooo much better and less crowded and smelled alot better.
User avatar #29 - usbfridge (06/19/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that women are even more sexual than men, the restaurant must serve earplugs complimentary with your meal.
#69 to #29 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
"more sexual than men" In a certain age frame, but otherwise, hell no. Anyway, I'm sure the buzzing noise is low but noticeable.
User avatar #82 to #69 - usbfridge (06/21/2013) [-]
No, not even in a certain age frame. They literally are the more sexualy-minded gender, and I'm not even joking.
User avatar #26 - Lambda (06/19/2013) [-]
That reminds me of the joke about the priest and the fig leaf.
User avatar #34 to #26 - RlCK (06/19/2013) [-]
...go on?
#35 to #34 - originalanonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain it. First of all it was a nun, but now for the joke. A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a ***** man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out.”
#25 - bloobtoob (06/18/2013) [-]
**bloobtoob rolled a random image posted in comment #654743 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** even if i was a dude i would've lifted it.
User avatar #24 - StareHitler (06/18/2013) [-]
I love the fact that FJ gets so distracted over ***** guys that no one even noticed that the sign says "our septic is sensitive" you heartless ******** ... Poor septic!
#27 to #24 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
It also says you aren't aloud to put paper of ANY kind in their toilets. I wonder what they wipe with.
#33 to #27 - teenytinyspider (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure they still use toilet paper, they just have to throw it in the trash.
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I don't care how straight you are, you'll lift that door out of curiosity.
#74 to #23 - tehlulzbringer (06/19/2013) [-]
That means you're gay... ******
User avatar #31 to #23 - daringdestiny (06/19/2013) [-]
if its the womens restroom wouldn't it mean that the straight ones are the ones that lift it though anyway?
User avatar #28 to #23 - dudeimlikeadude (06/19/2013) [-]
plus hes ******* sexy
#22 - natedizzie (06/18/2013) [-]
I've been there I live 30 minutes away from that place.
There food was good but there drinks were tasted like piss in the water.
User avatar #63 to #22 - goldenarm (06/19/2013) [-]
Alvin here.

Purple Cow blows.
Stop by Buc-ee's on the way and load up on crispitos and I'm good for the day.
#68 to #63 - natedizzie (06/19/2013) [-]
Man do i love that beaver! lol They always have the best jerky and snack mix
#57 to #22 - jazzyietheferret (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd much rather go to Chachos.
User avatar #58 to #57 - natedizzie (06/19/2013) [-]
Only time I went there was after a bunch of got drunk at the beach.
#36 to #22 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
***** i like 8 minutes from this place. every drink in freeport tastes like metal and piss. the the most run down ghetto town around.
#37 to #36 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
i forgot how to english, my bad. but i'm from freeport, so what can i say.
User avatar #53 to #37 - natedizzie (06/19/2013) [-]
haha im from south of rosenberg in Needville
#55 to #53 - soycabron (06/19/2013) [-]
**** i dont leave to far from yall i live up in the H
User avatar #66 to #59 - natedizzie (06/19/2013) [-]
Depends on if its a girl or not?
User avatar #20 - jpg (06/18/2013) [-]
Assuming I had a ****** (or if this were in the Men's bathroom), I'd just stand there and as people left I'd lift the panel up.
User avatar #70 to #20 - burtgasm (06/19/2013) [-]
how many notifications a day do you get?
User avatar #79 to #70 - jpg (06/19/2013) [-]
When I have the name thingy turned on about 200+
User avatar #18 - berserkilr (06/18/2013) [-]
that would make a good glory hole. they wouldn't lift it if they didn't want it
#17 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
"THE PURPLE tall RESTAURANT
IN FREEPORN"
#16 - restfullwicked (06/18/2013) [-]
see if that were in the mens room, i would set it off then walk out with a really smug look on my face like " **** yeah, mines bigger bitches".
#64 to #16 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Youre the guy who looks at other peoples junk when we're ******* in the trough arent you?
#78 to #64 - restfullwicked (06/19/2013) [-]
not really. thats just impolite, and i am a firm believer in bathroom etiquette. i just think its funny ******* with people.
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