8 October 2012 near Laguna Beach
Sometimes I think to myself "Do i want to buy this chocolate bar?" And then i
remember there is a super volcano under yellow stone that is 40, 000 years
over due and when it erupts it potentially cover most of North America in
ash and create a volcanic winter that will kill half the worlds population.
And I' m like "Ya, i wanna buy this chocolate bar."
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13 June 2012 It
Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until 1977 when your mother
jumped on one.
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24 September 2012 it
On my mind all day: If someone threw a stone hard enough to knock you off
you pet donkey, would you be considered stoned off your ass?
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19 August 2012 If
I like my people how i like my coffee.
I dont like coffee.
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6 July 2012 It
Ted: A movie about Stewie and Rupert grown up.
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16 May 2012 It
God created everything and nothing created god.
Cod is all knowing so he knows nothing created him.
Cod is an Atheist.
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12 May 2012
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing off everyone
is easy and fun.
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4 September 2011 It
When you are with an idiot they drag you down to there level and beat you
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17 December 2011 It
I have something to say to all the young girls out there. Love yourself.
Appreciate your body. Tell yourself your beautiful, every day. Are you
listening? Its important. telling you this because you don' t realize you are
going to get so, SO much fatter in the next 20 years. Oh my god. So fat.
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