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User avatar #43 to #32 - dedaluminus (06/19/2013) [-]
I am the very model of a modern awesome gentleman
I've knowledge of things both scientific and human
I know what all the ladies like, and beverages alcoholical
My repertoire of drinks is quite truly diabolical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters of diplomacy
When talking with near anyone, there's nobody better you see
About the state of the world I've heard all the latest news
Both from the atheistic and those who like to sit in pews.

With every kind of worldly skills I'm really quite proficient
From fixing cars to cooking meals to protecting the innocent
In short, in matters scientific as well as those that are human,
I am the very model of a modern awesome gentleman.
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