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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - awildniglet
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Because children ******* suck
#7 to #5 - anon id: 71219e68
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no. its because of republicans. they are religous. adn they want the guns
#12 to #7 - williamshatner
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they are religious and they want guns, you do understand that most religious are pacifists (not talking about extremists or WBC) and dont really support guns. republicans support the constitutional rights of americans, including the right to bare arms, therefore **** off commie
User avatar #75 to #12 - toosexyforyou
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Most religious are pacifists? How far up your ass did you have to dig for that one?
#17 to #12 - anon id: dc880e7f
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bare arms? that surely isn't allowed in saudi arabia.
#63 to #17 - williamshatner
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im not even going to say anything else
User avatar #41 to #7 - thatotaku
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I am a republican, an athiest, and I think taking away guns and such will not help.
#96 to #5 - anon id: f622a7b9
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(06/18/2013) [-]
cock... they suck priest cock
#141 to #5 - anon id: 385ac4b2
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(06/18/2013) [-]
not children... the parents your society created
User avatar #11 to #5 - cammyT
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(06/18/2013) [-]
i would blame the parents and not the kids
#103 - mrmeatman **User deleted account**
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Because if children hear curses they'll get the weird idea in their heads that people curse in real life.
Because if children hear curses they'll get the weird idea in their heads that people curse in real life.
User avatar #140 to #103 - steelcock
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I only heard one guy curse in real life and he's dead now
#115 to #103 - mvtjets
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Who the **** curses in real life?
User avatar #128 to #115 - guymandude
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I can't even imagine the asshole who would curse in real life, that's some ******* weird ****.
#92 - harryblazer
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(06/18/2013) [-]
>watching Hannibal
>guy with a violin shoved down his ripped open throat, guy with 7 different spears thrusted in him, nurse gets her eyes gouged out, a columbian necktie and a ******* totum pole full of bodies
>mfw im glad I didnt hear the f-word or I would have seriously upset
#175 to #92 - hauntzor
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Mfw not quite remembering what a Colombian Necktie is, having to Google it and immediately seeing real-life example images on the first page
Mfw not quite remembering what a Colombian Necktie is, having to Google it and immediately seeing real-life example images on the first page
#161 to #92 - xpeh
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Reminds me of when I was watching Pineapple Express on TV. '***** was replaced with a ******, dubbed-over 'freak.'***** was replaced with 'Doo-doo' ( I guess crap was too much of a bad word). All this swear censoring while still showing the gunfights with all the blood and a guy with his head smashed against a car.
#182 to #161 - harryblazer
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(06/19/2013) [-]
my personal favorite. I think its better than the cursewords

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
User avatar #16 - fantomen
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The story of the FCC is a strange one.
It all started about 80 years ago when a priest in Mississippi heard something on the radio that he didn't like. So he wrote to the president and said he should create a department to make sure you couldn't say offensive things on the radio.

Back then there was usually only one or two radio channels per state, and about 10 news papers in each city, so it was reasoned that people could still get news with free speech in the papers, so that it was OK to censor the radio. So they said "if you dislike what it says in the paper you can buy another paper, but you can't always change the radio station." And so the FCC was born as a temporary measure until there were enough radio stations so that there was one for each taste.
But then it just sort of... stayed.
Now every town has more radio and TV stations than news papers, but the FCC is still there as the proud guardians of moral virtues, making sure that anyone who damages the collective psyche of the nation by saying a bad word is punished with a hefty fine.

Oh, and the FCC only answers directly to the president, so the congress or voters can't affect them.



And somehow I know all this without even being American.
User avatar #156 to #16 - linktheherooftime
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It's sort of like Social Security. It was originally supposed to be a temporary program, but it just kinda stayed. Mostly because once you start something in the U.S. government it's almost impossible to get out.
User avatar #158 to #156 - fantomen
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Sales tax is/was like that for Sweden.
It was supposed to be a temporary fee after WWII to rebuild the economy, but 70 years later it's still around and higher than ever at 25% or more.
User avatar #35 - iliketires
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"OH MY GOD CENSOR THOSE BOOBS" - Primetime TV in America

"Hey, show a kid shooting his own mother in the face." - Primetime TV in America
User avatar #40 to #35 - eliteqtip
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Nudity? lol -Yurop
Violent games? **** NO- Yurop
#132 to #40 - anon id: e620637d
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Watershed, UK.
Look it up for nudity on tv.
Violent games are allowed too.
#98 - mattymc
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(06/18/2013) [-]
because of bitches like this
#67 - flauquestrian
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#2 - anon id: d3b331bf
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America, where you can buy semi automatic weapons online, but can't hear a swear word on TV.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ldial [OP]
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(06/18/2013) [-]
'Murica
User avatar #150 to #2 - dmkstarstar
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Where I live you can but only at night.
If you're lucky you might see tits.
#157 to #2 - elizabethmakai
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User avatar #100 to #2 - thedungeonmaster
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But don't even think about biting a poptart into the shape of a gun
User avatar #38 to #2 - eliteqtip
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I also enjoy only telling half truths.
#60 - anon id: 6a7443c6
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Because what's the point of swearing?
User avatar #61 to #60 - rototornjik
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because **** you
#20 - anon id: 19f094d8
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Also, why can I fly a plane, and go into a government building, but not both at the same time?
User avatar #102 to #20 - iliveinrackcity
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(06/18/2013) [-]
why can i eat,and have a baby? but not eat a baby?
#22 to #20 - toughactintinactin
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(06/18/2013) [-]
What could it mean!?!
What could it mean!?!
#176 to #22 - BroadSword
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I saw this Gif and was thinking, wow what spiderman game is this, he has a gun on his back. Then I realised that it was just cause 2 by seeing the way he fell.
I saw this Gif and was thinking, wow what spiderman game is this, he has a gun on his back. Then I realised that it was just cause 2 by seeing the way he fell.