why have i tried this?. .. " hold on Matt someone's at the door" drops Matt to his death ding dong ditch odd random
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User avatar #2 - pokaythetokay (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
" **** hold on Matt someone's at the door" *drops Matt to his death*
#3 - aesis (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 10 years old
>Playing Ding Dong Ditch or whatever we called it at the time
>In friend's housing estate that I've never been in
>Ring the bell and almost instantly someone answers
>Nearly **** my self and sprint off, hiding behind a car that is parallel to the front of the house
>Can hear the lady shouting at me, saying she knows I'm there
>Friends are at the curve in the road behind a wall laughing at me, trying not to be seen
>Hear the person approach
>Friends run off, fearing they may be seen
>Jump up and throw some rocks
>Trip over my feet on the way down
>Faceplant into the ground
>Rocks just hit the windshield and set the alarm off
> ******* hightail the **** out of there, blood running down my face
>Meet up with friends not long after
>Convince them I got into a fight with the lady and won
>Friends think I'm a badass for about a month

User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
"Ding Dong Ditch level: Darwin Awards"
User avatar #4 - stijnverheye (06/18/2013) [-]
ding dong ditch level : your house
User avatar #17 - dudeimlikeadude (06/18/2013) [-]
but hes doing it to himself
User avatar #9 - Dave Cee (06/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
We call it Chappy here in Scotland
User avatar #27 - mattseven (06/19/2013) [-]
In Québec, we call this "Sonne-Décrisse".
Literally, it means "Ring-Get the **** Out of Here".
User avatar #24 - ReyzorSnype (06/19/2013) [-]
****** Knocking? Anyone?
#23 - Absolute Madman (06/19/2013) [-]
"Ding Dong Ditch - Level: Canada"
#6 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2013) [-]
What kind of name is Ding Dong Ditch?
Its chappy runaway where I'm from, chappy because you chap the door, since we can't afford doorbells.
#5 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2013) [-]
#1 - youcantkilllaurice (06/18/2013) [-]
Laurice is ready for your throbbing cocks
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