How the fuck do you eat these?
How do you eat this Tampico freezer Pop? my roommates and I may just be dumb, we can't figure out what the proper way to eat these is. It has got a little tag on one end that looks like it should be cut off or it's from the filling poses. then read somewhere you twist them in half. However they are mad from some kinda of monkey proof welding and some twisting and bending i got it to rip in half but then the hole is so small the stuff doesn't come out. the only thing i can think of is the is just a cleverly disguised dildo, that looks and enough like a Popsicle that you can take it into public.