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User avatar #187 - useroftheLOLZ (06/18/2013) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS ON NUMBERS 2, 3, 5, 6, and 9! YOUR DAUGHTER WILL BE A SOCIALLY AWKWARD, VIRGIN, UNTIL SHE IS 18, AND IF SHE STAYS AT HOME FOR COLLEGE, WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS, I HOPE YOU LIKE CATS!
User avatar #247 to #187 - jorah (06/18/2013) [-]
It's a ******* t-shirt.
User avatar #201 to #187 - spidahridah (06/18/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me? That's considered a bad thing now? I really hate this society.

Wow, staying abstinent while you're still a kid until you have a reliable college education, what a loser.

**** off, you retarded cunt. Stop making this world worse than it is.
User avatar #205 to #201 - useroftheLOLZ (06/18/2013) [-]
God damn it, I am not saying being abstinent is bad, I'm saying that she isn't going to have a boyfriend for her high school carrier, and college too, if she stays at home. And besides, the numbers I listed off are pretty ******* extreme, "Get a lawyer?" If I was going to date a girl, and saw that her father had a shirt like that, I would turn around, and NOPE the **** out of there
User avatar #211 to #205 - useroftheLOLZ (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, lets not forget, "I don't mind going to jail."

There is loving your daughter, and wanting to make sure she doesn't date a scum bag, and then there is being a god damn over bearing parent who wouldn't mind killing a ******* TEENAGER, because he didn't like them dating his daughter.
User avatar #215 to #211 - spidahridah (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I too thought that one was a bit extreme/silly. But I'm sure that's just on the shirt to seem intimidating, without really meaning it. Adding the "again" shows that he isn't "scared of doing something" which is the point, while not necesarily true.

Also if he by any chance do mean it, I'd think he'd rather kick your ass rather than actually killing you.
User avatar #216 to #215 - useroftheLOLZ (06/18/2013) [-]
Still, look at it through the kids eyes, that being the daughter picked a nice guy to date.

"Oh wow, this girl I met is so nice, cute, and loads of fun. Her parents must be really nice if they raised such a fine child, and her parents want to meet me! Oh god, what if I am not good enough, I will just have to be on my best behavior then."

>Goes to her house
>Opens the door
>Sees shirt
>Notices the "Back to jail"
>Kid processed-es to dump girl because he thinks her father is going to kick his ass if he so much steps out of tune, due to the fact that it is stated on his shirt, "I don't like you."
User avatar #208 to #205 - spidahridah (06/18/2013) [-]
Well that just shows that he is doing a good job protecting his daughter. See that's the point, he doesn't want her to get a boyfriend until she's mentally mature. (Assuming she is in collede)
User avatar #210 to #208 - spidahridah (06/18/2013) [-]
college* My bad.
User avatar #195 to #187 - wellimnotsure (06/18/2013) [-]
You this like theres a problem with being a virigin until your 18, or cats
#191 to #187 - diamondperzik (06/18/2013) [-]
It isn't that awfull to be a virgin till age 18 y'know,
i was till 16 but still
User avatar #196 to #191 - useroftheLOLZ (06/18/2013) [-]
No, it's not, but considering that guys are going to be scared **** less, about dating his daughter if they see his shirt, it looks like she isn't going to be getting any experience for a long time.
User avatar #262 to #196 - shenro (06/18/2013) [-]
well if they're scared ******** of her dad then they probably couldnt even protect her
#218 to #196 - diamondperzik (06/18/2013) [-]
True, i say above 18, depending on how the father acts and when the girl lieaves home
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