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    #10 - PIPExDAD
    Reply0
    (06/18/2013)[-]
    Made me rage. Now prepare for a bro to share a cool story! I have had multiple girls do such a thing to me, not sleep with a mouse, but to say that they do not want a boy friend later I find out threw other sources (my comrades) that said girl is now infatuated with a random cotton blood sucker and now going out for strolls with him! photograph related it is what I told the harlot.
    Made me rage. Now prepare for a bro to share a cool story! I have had multiple girls do such a thing to me, not sleep with a mouse, but to say that they do not want a boy friend later I find out threw other sources (my comrades) that said girl is now infatuated with a random cotton blood sucker and now going out for strolls with him! photograph related it is what I told the harlot.
    #11 to #10 - batleth
    Reply+16
    (06/18/2013)[-]
    You know, sometimes, when a girl says "I don't want a boyfriend right now" it's actually a polite way of saying "I don't want YOU for a boyfriend". They figure it's not as insulting as saying "I am not attracted to you/ I am repulsed by you". It's more subtle, while still getting the message across ( although guys have a tendency to take it literally).
    Source: I've talked to girls
    User avatar#12 to #11 - PIPExDAD
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    (06/18/2013)[-]
    Girls also like to lead men on cause they are sluts and or skanks.
    #13 to #12 - batleth
    Reply+5
    (06/18/2013)[-]
    Yeah, I guess some of them are. But then again, so are some guys. Being a sack of filth is not gender-specific.
    So some girls use that line to try and be thoughtful and not hurt a guy's feelings. Guys can use it too, for the same reason. Imagine if a girl you really weren't attracted to (but otherwise,is a really nice person) wanted to be your girlfriend. How would you reject her without offending her?
    #17 to #13 - anon id: b3ce377a
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    (06/18/2013)[-]
    I´m asexual, and all i can think of, whenever i read such posts is, why does everybody waste his time with relationships. There are so many other things you can do.
    #20 to #17 - batleth
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Well, first of all, relationships are not mainly focused on sex (or at least they shouldn't be). I think they are more about sharing your most valuable assets ( time, feelings, energy) with another person. Sometimes, when I get really cynical, I think that the need to be in a relationship is a selfish one, a selfish need to feel appreciated and wanted by someone else. Putting yourself on a pedestal by using someone else.
    Secondly, being in a relationship doesn't stop you from doing other things. And you can do them either by yourself ( provided your partner is a rational human being and not some control freak) or together, whichever way you prefer.
    User avatar#22 to #20 - PIPExDAD
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
    wait wait wait guys how the hell did I end up with red thumbs am I being a dick? No. I am just saying that is what I have experienced. this is why I don't like having conversations on the internet.
    #16 to #13 - thestupidstopper**User deleted account**
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    #23 to #16 - PIPExDAD
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
    Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack **** to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something)  I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
    Implying I don't? Well not that I have to prove jack **** to some guy and or girl (sexism is bad or something) I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo (In case you are wondering this is a joke)
    #24 to #23 - thestupidstopper**User deleted account**
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    #25 to #24 - PIPExDAD
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    (06/19/2013)[-]
    not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
    not really it was less satire and more insult you have to be careful with that also puns are fantastic
    #26 to #25 - thestupidstopper**User deleted account**
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    #27 to #26 - PIPExDAD
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