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#22 - emberingphoenix
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm the person who works at the motel who spontaneously combusts acting as human bait, to save my secret crush.

I don't know how this would happen nor how it would save my secret crush, but it's honourable and the right thing so **** it, why not.