Fucking crayons. . IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FDR 30 MINUTES new lung will it burn if it isn' t an. This makes having romantic sex in a kindergarten class so much more enticing.
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Fucking crayons

IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FDR 30 MINUTES
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Submitted: 06/17/2013
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User avatar #1 - saintkarlos (06/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This makes having romantic sex in a kindergarten class so much more enticing.
User avatar #5 - nylak (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why are they burning a crayon balanced upright on the carpet? I can see this ending in two ways: melted, brightly-coloured wax all over your carpet, or the crayon tipping over and setting the carpet on fire.
#59 - elcampeon (06/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
About time we will have a use for him.
User avatar #25 - YugiDork (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So will a baby
User avatar #11 - ferndizzle (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
lets hope to god that crayon doesnt tip into that box of 24 crayons... then there would be a 12 hours of burning crayons AND an emergency
#14 - cheated (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Title is misleading.
Title is misleading.
User avatar #45 - miscarriage (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hope people won't laugh at me when i carry around my box of emergency crayons.
User avatar #24 - schmitty (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why are people saying this a crayon candle when its obviously a crandle?
#28 - cocainecowboy (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In all seriousness, those would be handy if you needed some type of warning marking or something.. idk seems useful
In all seriousness, those would be handy if you needed some type of warning marking or something.. idk seems useful
#96 - shamrockbandit (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always hated using crayons because I like to keep all of them looking fresh and pristine, with their tips full and intact. It saddened me when I used a crayon to the point where the tip was worn down and stumpy, because it felt like I lost something that could never be recovered, the almost-immaculate completeness of the crayon now lost forever. Yeah, you can just sharpen it to restore the tip again but it's not the same, dammit.
#135 - nephritho (06/18/2013) [-]
for no emergency it will last for about 5 crayons
#111 - kidsquicker (06/18/2013) [-]
Thank god he had the master race of crayons there. Those shit-tier RoseArt "crayons" would probably just explode and disappoint your parents.
which is exactly what someone must have done if their parents bought them RoseArt in the first place.
#97 - josieabby (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**josieabby rolled user garymotherfingoak **You are cordially invited to a Crandle-light dinner with me.  It'll be an evening you'll never forget.  There will be an elegant gourmet meal,  a vintage Chardonnay,  soft music,  great conversation while we sit by the fireplace on my bearskin rug, and buttsecks.  Lots and lots of buttsecks.   
   
So, what do you say?
**josieabby rolled user garymotherfingoak **You are cordially invited to a Crandle-light dinner with me. It'll be an evening you'll never forget. There will be an elegant gourmet meal, a vintage Chardonnay, soft music, great conversation while we sit by the fireplace on my bearskin rug, and buttsecks. Lots and lots of buttsecks.

So, what do you say?
#53 - combatfrogs (06/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
won't it be like


toxic as all hell?
#55 to #53 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
So i suppose the little nontoxic on every single box meant nothing to you
#114 - llonewolfv (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The lightbulb is a terrorist
#117 - Byte (06/18/2013) [-]
I love it when internet teaches me things.
I love it when internet teaches me things.
#57 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
i did tried it. for me it lasted like 40-50 mins then burned out. looks like in a emergency it get scared at burn out faster
#3 - polomomo (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Burn the white crayon first, aint nobody need that shit
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#154 - unclegrumpybastard (06/18/2013) [-]
yup already knew they burn
#131 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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