Superman vs Superwoman!. Well who wins now eh !?. WONDER WOMAN IS TTE lit THAN SUPERMAN BECAUSE F THEY 90TH LOST THEIR POWERS... WOMAN WOW? STILL BE USEFUL FIGH Superman superwoman win
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Superman vs Superwoman!

Well who wins now eh !?

WONDER WOMAN IS
TTE lit THAN SUPERMAN
BECAUSE F THEY 90TH LOST
THEIR POWERS...
WOMAN WOW? STILL
BE USEFUL
FIGHT.
50 SHE COULIS E FF ACTIVELY
STILL BE A CRIME "FIGHTER"...
AN? SHE KNOWS HOW TO LEAP
TROOPS HOW TO USE
WEAPONRY
SUPERMAN WOOLIE I’ ROYALLY
JUST HAVE ANOTHER EXIST E
CRISIS ABOUT WHAT T TRULY
MEANS TO BE A HERO
R WOMAN WOW? JUST
GE T ON WITH ****
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#13 - Lewx ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Here's superman without powers.
Now get the **** out.
User avatar #9 - hazelino (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
After the sentence: "wonder woman would be still kinda useful", the only thing i could think of was "well.. she still got holes.."

#5 - sinery (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed.
#26 - thatonesmartdude ONLINE (06/18/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Tony Stark would simply build another damn suit and resume business as usual.
#67 - thatkiddonovan (06/18/2013) [-]
>superman vs superwoman
>first two words in the comic are "Wonder Woman"

OP you just went full retard.
#1 - xast (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Wasn't he trained in some weird Kong-fooOoo from krypton?
User avatar #100 - azraelthemage (06/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Except for the fact that Kal-El is a master of Kryptonian martial arts.
User avatar #27 - atrumaliger (06/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Not true: This has been done several times throughout the comics. Superman learned several martial arts, some from batman, some from his own planet. He's lost his powers and still turned out to be a badass; in fact, even more so because of it. He thinks critically, and usually finds another way to get things done, and usually gets his powers returned.

Wonder woman is well trained and what not. But her martial arts is based against weapons. And her powers mostly come from her suit, bracelets, stuff like that. Yes, she'd be great. Against her own enemies. But it'd be wrong to compare the two.
#92 - lordraine (06/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, no. This would be a really interesting fight, because Diana is a fully trained tactician, an extremely skilled swordsman, shieldbearer, and spearbearer, and has fully mastered a number of different forms of ancient combat.

Kal El, on the other hand, has a genius level intellect, is a natural fighter, and has utterly mastered at least eight different forms of Kryptonian martial arts, of which there is no parallel on Earth, and the lies of which Diana would have never seen before.

Diana with a gladius and metal buckler versus an unarmed Superman, with both of them depowered, would actually be a really, really entertaining fight. It would be close. So close I'm not sure who I could call it in favor of. It's basically a Shaolin Master Monk versus a veteran Spartan warrior. It would be entertaining as hell no matter who took it. It's close enough that it might even be a tie.
#89 - thype (06/18/2013) [-]
#65 - usernamecannotload (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Frank Castle would just.. well he doesn't have any powers to begin with, so.. he'd still be a hero.
User avatar #160 - imnotkickthecat (06/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If deadpool lost his powers!!

He would be the current deadpool.
#170 to #160 - lostindark (06/18/2013) [-]
If deadpool lost his powers, he'd die.
#136 - jdbbx (06/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Why is it that Superman, the invincible guy, gets his ass handed to him constantly, while Batman, the regular guy in a costume, kicks ass on a regular basis?


Why, FJ, why?
#156 to #143 - rprzombie (06/18/2013) [-]
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Agreed, with all of the OP powers superman has and despite the fact that he can stomp just about anyone or anything if he goes full force or sun-dips, He's always being a whiny bitch about it and letting people suffer and die. We're talking about somebody who can time travel, see the future, read minds, move planets,blah blah blah blah blah, basically ANYTHING. And yet people die, criminals exist and horrible things still happen around him in his series.


I find it impossible to cheer for superman because he deserves no sympathy, all of his struggles are self imposed limitations that those around him get hurt or die for. And yet if superman is ever actually challenged, he falls back on basically being retardedly unbeatable and godlike. This asshole has actually developed a RESISTANCE TO KRYPTONITE, his only stupid obscure ass weakness, and he actually developed a resistance where it weakens him but he STILL CANNOT DIE.


******* superfaggot, that's why every movie about him sucks and is boring. He's invincible, anyone against him is inevitably going to lose, and anyone who dies before superman wins didn't have to die, it just makes superman a dick. He's not the "man of steel", more like the "man of plot devices".
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User avatar #11 - flusteredmoose (06/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
There is a comic where superman goes onto a krypton-like planet and becomes a batman-like hero. Not too sure what it is called and it was so long ago since I read it but he called himself Nightwing I think it was.
User avatar #14 to #11 - SlowpokeForever (06/17/2013) [-]
Kandor. It was a Kryptonian City shrunk down into a bottle. For some reason he didn't have his powers there, so would dress himself and Jimmy Olsen up in costumed identities as Nightwing and Flamebird respectively. This was retconned later as Nightwing was a legendary Kryptonian Clark told Dick Grayson about, inspiring Dick Grayson to take on the new Nightwing name. I'm not sure how New 52 does it.
#107 - batwill **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
...and Batman would just beat them even more afterwards.
User avatar #59 - fukkentyranitar (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doesn't Superman know some kind of Kryptonian Kung-fu **** ?
#158 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is also true with batman, because he never had any powers
#178 to #158 - thechosentroll (06/18/2013) [-]
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He had money. Money's a super power. Ask Tony.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He knows two kryptonion martial arts, amongst other things.
User avatar #7 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
Excuse me but I'd like to challenge that, exhibit A: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA the defense rests
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