Superman vs Superwoman!. Well who wins now eh !?. WONDER WOMAN IS TTE lit THAN SUPERMAN BECAUSE F THEY 90TH LOST THEIR POWERS... WOMAN WOW? STILL BE USEFUL FIGH
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Superman vs Superwoman!

Well who wins now eh !?

WONDER WOMAN IS
TTE lit THAN SUPERMAN
BECAUSE F THEY 90TH LOST
THEIR POWERS...
WOMAN WOW? STILL
BE USEFUL
FIGHT.
50 SHE COULIS E FF ACTIVELY
STILL BE A CRIME "FIGHTER"...
AN? SHE KNOWS HOW TO LEAP
TROOPS HOW TO USE
WEAPONRY
SUPERMAN WOOLIE I’ ROYALLY
JUST HAVE ANOTHER EXIST E
CRISIS ABOUT WHAT T TRULY
MEANS TO BE A HERO
R WOMAN WOW? JUST
GE T ON WITH ****
...
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User avatar #209 - umaya (06/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget about the boobies.
#192 - dashdashdash (06/18/2013) [-]
Only stupid people who have never read the comics think that.
Superman is an expert on 2 Kryptonian martial arts, not to mention that almost everybody in the justice league is trained by Batman and Black Canary.

I'm tired of people saying "Superman suckz!!!" "Superman is totally overpowered" "Batman is best superhero!!!!!!1111!!!!"
Superman is one the best superheroes ever!!!
User avatar #214 to #192 - liuur (06/24/2013) [-]
I completely agree.
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User avatar #186 - mcderper (06/18/2013) [-]
And. most importantly she has a ****** .
User avatar #184 - profflippystix (06/18/2013) [-]
wow. not what i expected. thought it would go down like this
>wonder woman is better than superman
>because if they both lost their powers
>she could make a wonderful stripper
User avatar #191 to #184 - dudeimlikeadude (06/18/2013) [-]
when the ninja came i swear i thought she was gonna seduce and kill
User avatar #181 - rabaneristo (06/18/2013) [-]
Isnt he master of 2 martial arts?
User avatar #185 to #181 - muchasmarcos (06/18/2013) [-]
nope... he sure as hell didnt learn kryptonian martial arts as a baby.
that's why i like batman more...he worked to get his intelect and fighting abillites.
User avatar #188 to #185 - thebenders (06/18/2013) [-]
he is the master of 2 kryptonian martial arts actually, his father taught him all of krypton's knowledge including martial arts
User avatar #193 to #188 - muchasmarcos (06/18/2013) [-]
but kryptonians have super powers...they sure as hell didn't focus on improoving martial art skills rather they increased their physicall strenght. that's why batman was able to beat the crap out of superman
User avatar #194 to #193 - thebenders (06/18/2013) [-]
kryptonians don't have superpowers unless they are in a yellow or blue sun area they made a martial arts while on krypton which has a harsh environment and red sun so no you are wrong the reason batman ever beat up superman as because superman gave batman a kryptonite ring
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User avatar #196 to #195 - thebenders (06/18/2013) [-]
exactly
#167 - mrbusinge (06/18/2013) [-]
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#161 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Thats like saying I'd be a better means of transport than a car because I'd function better without wheels
User avatar #160 - imnotkickthecat (06/18/2013) [-]
If deadpool lost his powers!!

He would be the current deadpool.
#170 to #160 - lostindark (06/18/2013) [-]
If deadpool lost his powers, he'd die.
User avatar #200 to #170 - imnotkickthecat (06/18/2013) [-]
someone doesnt actually read deadpool comics.

hes a normal guy now.
#187 to #170 - graphenz (06/18/2013) [-]
he actually wouldn't I'm afraid, death wouldn't allow it since she's in love with him. I wonder what would happen actually.
#158 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
this is also true with batman, because he never had any powers
#178 to #158 - thechosentroll (06/18/2013) [-]
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He had money. Money's a super power. Ask Tony.
#152 - mezzjuc (06/18/2013) [-]
That's like saying Iphones are better than Samsungs because Iphones works better off as a cupholder when discharged than Samsung does. It is not supposed to be discharged and superman is not supposed to be powerless.
That's like saying Iphones are better than Samsungs because Iphones works better off as a cupholder when discharged than Samsung does. It is not supposed to be discharged and superman is not supposed to be powerless.
User avatar #157 to #152 - xyxoz (06/18/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the point of the comic. Which is exactly what you said. Which is why Wonder Woman is still better.
Also, if you use your phones as cupholders all the time, like they fight crime all the time, you're doing it very wrong.
#154 to #152 - twi (06/18/2013) [-]
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but the samsung has more surface area therefore can hold bigger cups
#168 to #154 - astraea (06/18/2013) [-]
Twi~
Twi~
User avatar #171 to #168 - twi (06/18/2013) [-]
hai <3
#172 to #171 - astraea (06/18/2013) [-]
What's up~
What's up~
#174 to #172 - twi (06/18/2013) [-]
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nothin, just bored
you?
#176 to #174 - astraea (06/18/2013) [-]
Going to a sleepover at school because its our last day tomorrow.   
It will be pretty neat~
Going to a sleepover at school because its our last day tomorrow.
It will be pretty neat~
User avatar #179 to #176 - twi (06/18/2013) [-]
sounds like fun :3
#155 to #154 - mezzjuc (06/18/2013) [-]
Size doesn't matter
Size doesn't matter
#159 to #155 - cough (06/18/2013) [-]
Yes it does.
Yes it does.
User avatar #180 to #159 - sabcy (06/18/2013) [-]
WHAT IS SHOOTING FROM HIS EYE?!?
#150 - marcalo (06/18/2013) [-]
OP, what have you done?!
#153 to #150 - mezzjuc (06/18/2013) [-]
I got this!
I got this!
User avatar #149 - welfarekid (06/18/2013) [-]
She also has 3-4 more orifices.
#145 - angelious (06/18/2013) [-]
but superman is extremely proficient martial artist who has even been able to beat batman


not only was he trained by wildcat and batman themself he also knows two kryptonian martial arts that gives him precognition.

also superman is the most charismatic character and acts as an unofficial leader for justice league.


User avatar #138 - twi (06/18/2013) [-]
Justice League episodes 43 and 44, "Hereafter"

watch em
#136 - jdbbx (06/18/2013) [-]
Why is it that Superman, the invincible guy, gets his ass handed to him constantly, while Batman, the regular guy in a costume, kicks ass on a regular basis?


Why, FJ, why?
User avatar #144 to #136 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Spiderman would win in any battle
He can sense the future
Therefore no attacks should be landed on him successfully
Unlike the movies or comics...
User avatar #143 to #136 - Accidentalninja (06/18/2013) [-]
Because Superman is the worst character ever.
If he actually used the amount of power attributed to him he should be able to dispatch any villain with ease, yet he lets the city get destroyed first.
Really its just to pad out the comic books, he could easy take out the bad guy in like 2 pages, but then nobody would read that.
#156 to #143 - rprzombie (06/18/2013) [-]
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Agreed, with all of the OP powers superman has and despite the fact that he can stomp just about anyone or anything if he goes full force or sun-dips, He's always being a whiny bitch about it and letting people suffer and die. We're talking about somebody who can time travel, see the future, read minds, move planets,blah blah blah blah blah, basically ANYTHING. And yet people die, criminals exist and horrible things still happen around him in his series.


I find it impossible to cheer for superman because he deserves no sympathy, all of his struggles are self imposed limitations that those around him get hurt or die for. And yet if superman is ever actually challenged, he falls back on basically being retardedly unbeatable and godlike. This ******* has actually developed a RESISTANCE TO KRYPTONITE, his only stupid obscure ass weakness, and he actually developed a resistance where it weakens him but he STILL CANNOT DIE.


******* *********** , that's why every movie about him sucks and is boring. He's invincible, anyone against him is inevitably going to lose, and anyone who dies before superman wins didn't have to die, it just makes superman a dick. He's not the "man of steel", more like the "man of plot devices".
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#182 to #156 - xchocolatethunderx (06/18/2013) [-]
Exactly! He's the most overpowered superhero in the entire world, yet he still is unable to keep **** from hitting the fan in ONE city. He has absolutely no idea what the **** is up.
P.S. I think I love you.
#210 to #182 - rprzombie (06/18/2013) [-]
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That P.S. <3
User avatar #175 to #156 - makegr (06/18/2013) [-]
^THIS. This is the best text I readed today. Sir, you got my thumb-up. Also, you're 100% right.
#142 to #136 - hachintheaxe (06/18/2013) [-]
well superman doesn't know how too fight, hes just hella strong.
In the most recent movie he is fighting soldiers trained from birth, thats a pretty big disadvantage
#146 to #142 - killemusen (06/18/2013) [-]
superman has trained to be capable of disabling oponents through presure points, and also learned two forms of kryptonian martial arts.
#147 to #146 - hachintheaxe (06/18/2013) [-]
no **** ? well wutev. im not a huge DC fan but it seems like superman gets his ass handed to him a lot
#139 to #136 - thegreenbutton (06/18/2013) [-]
Batman got his ass kicked in the past 2 movies.
#137 to #136 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Batman was trained regular while Superman got a power from birth. That's the difference.
User avatar #131 - niggerflip (06/18/2013) [-]
Does superwoman come from Krypton?
if so then she wouldn't be rendered regular strength the same as superman.

plus she would have periods...
#130 - olafthebard (06/18/2013) [-]
Uhmm, super man still knows how to fight well even without his powers.
#126 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
>content about superman vs wonder woman
>still plagued with batfags trying their hardest to prove "LOL FULLY EQUIPPED BATMAN COULD TOTALLY BEAT TONY STARK IF HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS IRON MAN SUIT THAT MEANS HE'S BETTER ALWAYS LOL"

Every ******* time you desperate ******* try to argue this same, stupid, already decided argument.
#121 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
batman is better than iron man, because if they both had all their limbs amputated you could use his ears as a coat hook.
This is stupid, this is like saying saying pepsi is better than coke because if you took all the flavour out of both pepsi has more letters.
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