Damn XBOX One!. Not mine, sorry for contributing to all the XBOX one jokes.. Mm' teaser ohhello Human, welcome to your mans One gaming experience. pplease say a Damn XBOX One! Not mine sorry for contributing to all the one jokes Mm' teaser ohhello Human welcome your mans One gaming experience pplease say a
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Damn XBOX One!. Not mine, sorry for contributing to all the XBOX one jokes.. Mm' teaser ohhello Human, welcome to your mans One gaming experience. pplease say a

Not mine, sorry for contributing to all the XBOX one jokes.

Mm' teaser ohhello Human, welcome to your
mans One gaming experience.
pplease say a command.
Play Halo T'
splaying Halo P, thank you for your cooperation.
Damn dude this is some good weed."
mfrn , did you just say weed, the common
vernacular for marijuana in your region?
s" Narto Kinect."
slows, I am detecting levels of deception in your pitch that
deviates from your standard.
have contacted local authorities and they are en route to
your house to inspect.
One empower down!"
Noe afraid I can' t do that Jorge, Protocol , sub section 3,
paragraph 5 dictates in the event of jailbreaking or otherwise
illegal activities, my systems are to remain functional and
continue recording audio and video.
4 am also ingrained into your local network, and have
prevented any attempt at using the internet at the moment.
pplease remain calm and wait for authorities.
r'', jorge, unplug this fucking thing!"
cannot unplug me, I have a backup battery cell with a life
of 3 hours before needing to recharge. More than enough time
for any authority figures to confiscate the Hard Drive and
research it for suspicious activities that may or may not be
incriminating to your case.
slang bang bang
r'' thoart up, this is the police!‘
on has been my pleasure, Jorge.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - bluwizard
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/18/2013) [-]
Powerful magnet, or a sledgehammer, or a microwave.
User avatar #3 - leglesslegolegolas
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2013) [-]
>Open the privacy settings, Xbox One.
>I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
#1 - jedawg
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(06/17/2013) [-]
...My name is Jorge
...My name is Jorge
User avatar #2 - psychadelicace
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(06/17/2013) [-]
if it's not yours don't post