Damn XBOX One!. Not mine, sorry for contributing to all the XBOX one jokes.. Mm' teaser ohhello Human, welcome to your mans One gaming experience. pplease say a
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Damn XBOX One!

Not mine, sorry for contributing to all the XBOX one jokes.

Mm' teaser ohhello Human, welcome to your
mans One gaming experience.
pplease say a command.
Play Halo T'
splaying Halo P, thank you for your cooperation.
Damn dude this is some good weed."
mfrn , did you just say weed, the common
vernacular for ********* in your region?
s" Narto Kinect."
slows, I am detecting levels of deception in your pitch that
deviates from your standard.
have contacted local authorities and they are en route to
your house to inspect.
One empower down!"
Noe afraid I can' t do that Jorge, Protocol , sub section 3,
paragraph 5 dictates in the event of jailbreaking or otherwise
illegal activities, my systems are to remain functional and
continue recording audio and video.
4 am also ingrained into your local network, and have
prevented any attempt at using the internet at the moment.
pplease remain calm and wait for authorities.
r'', jorge, unplug this ******* thing!"
cannot unplug me, I have a backup battery cell with a life
of 3 hours before needing to recharge. More than enough time
for any authority figures to ********** the Hard Drive and
research it for ********** activities that may or may not be
incriminating to your case.
slang bang bang
r'' thoart up, this is the police!‘
on has been my pleasure, Jorge.
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Submitted: 06/17/2013
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#4 - bluwizard (06/18/2013) [-]
Powerful magnet, or a sledgehammer, or a microwave.
User avatar #3 - leglesslegolegolas ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
>Open the privacy settings, Xbox One.
>I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
#1 - jedawg ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
...My name is Jorge
...My name is Jorge
User avatar #2 - psychadelicace (06/17/2013) [-]
if it's not yours don't post
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