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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#164 - iamtheblackgoat
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(06/17/2013) [-]
So I jumped on this one a little late, but eh...for the record, Sparta today is probably the sleepiest, dopiest town imaginable....the most exciting thing that me and my cousins do is stare at the Leonidas statue while eating ice cream
User avatar #217 to #164 - impaledsandwich
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(06/17/2013) [-]
And does that statue stare back, judging you on your pitiful weakness with its cold, dead eyes? It's probably thinking, "Look at these soft northmen. I'll bet they can't even form a phalanx, let alone properly use a sarissa. By the gods, if I weren't a statue I'd slay them all with my glorious man-skirt."
User avatar #224 to #217 - iamtheblackgoat
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(06/17/2013) [-]
No, it probably wants to go to the video rental store on the corner of the square...there's nothing else to do in Sparta, except play with my uncle's goats