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Spartan Women

Source: Tumblr

I needs Merill
THIS IS MARRIAGE"
Thats right!
to be a had ass Nod
He looks back: at the guy like “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES.
Like. guys. Sparta was so lock ASS sometimes when it came to
ambled. Spartan women were given these small knives so that it their
husbands came borne and med to nit them or assault them, they had
areason within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEM.
******* FACES so that when he went but In public
everyone would know he was an asshole. abusing yellaface and they
would publicly shame him
I Dtd NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET' S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND
In Sparta. women could own land and were considered omens. THAT s A
HUGE EEG ******* DEAL Why"? Because that was RARE AS **** and
there are lots of places TODAY where women don' t even get that much
was totally tine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth
and get custody of the lads because paternal lineage wasn' t very
Important and bteloh' t matte her a pawn! She could totally WHERE. no big
deal at all
Spartan women participated in some fusion‘ badass sporting events. too
And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan
who all had to serve compulsory military _ riles_ blur. and couldn' t
marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn' t have time for lots of
mushy dresses. So they wore notoriously sh on starts. According to some
accounts. their thighs were wrote at all times. HOLY **** .
Also. in Sparta men only got their names on their graves it they died in
battle And women‘? Womb only got their names on their graves if they
died in chm birth THE COMPARED TO *******
BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAG' IBADASS AND
HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
******* SPARTAN WOMEN THIS DU DE HAD CKIN' BETTER MAKE
SURE SHE' S COOL WITH WHATEVER HES DOING. F HE KNOWS
WHAT' S ****** GOOD FOR HIM.
Att I throng my enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives
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User avatar #2 - luthervonappledorf (06/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Man, I wish I lived in Sparta.

Inb4, 'you would have been killed for being too much of a faggot'.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Silver Quantum (06/17/2013) [-]
you would have been discarded at birth
User avatar #7 - subaqueousreach (06/17/2013) [+] (17 replies)
>Women could own land and were considered citizens
>Divorce was totally fine and women could keep their wealth and custody of their children
>Wore notoriously short skirts

Sounds a lot like modern society. Except that now when a woman divorces a man she gets to keep her wealth, the kids, his house, his dog, and if she doesn't want to work she gets half of his paycheque for the rest of his life on top of child support.
User avatar #17 - mylazy (06/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I remember the last time this was posted some guy posted a response in the comments then. I will try to reiterate it, but I am doing it solely out of memory. While most of these facts are true, they are completely over-glorified. The only reason women were considered citizens and could own land is because all the men would be off fighting or training. They did not give a **** about the women. A woman could not expect to keep her kids whether she was married or divorced. At the age of 13 (I think that was the age) they leave their parents to go training. Marriage for a spartan was solely for the purpose of reproduction and the creation of more warriors. Sex pretty much mean the man came in, cut the woman's hair, and raped her. For recreational sex, men were more likely to turn to his buddy. Dying in childbirth was compared to dying in battle because childbirth produced more warriors. That is all they cared about: the production of more warriors.

I wasn't as colorful as the original commenter on the last time this was posted, but I think I got all the information.
#1 - labs (06/17/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Then there's her in Game of Thrones.
Then there's her in Game of Thrones.
#110 - nooneofinterest (06/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Same with Viking women

Apparently slaughtering your enemies all day makes you less sexist
User avatar #56 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Spartans also threw babies off a cliff.
I'm just saying...Sparta may have been hardcore and rad as **** , but they also were kind of psychotic.
#31 - samoaspider (06/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
It was also told that men were raised slightly homosexual, so they would mourn over fallen warriors and fight even stronger after a comrade was fallen. I can't prove this but I've read it somewhere   
   
Pic unrelated.
It was also told that men were raised slightly homosexual, so they would mourn over fallen warriors and fight even stronger after a comrade was fallen. I can't prove this but I've read it somewhere

Pic unrelated.
#81 - lamarsmithgot (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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very first thing i thought of...
#24 - tehbomb (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What a bunch of feminist ******** .
User avatar #27 to #24 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Actualy, the things writen above are true. All spartan men were forced into military duty, leaving the women and slaves to do everything else.

That said, Spartan women were the only women allowed to enter the olympics. Why? The spartan men literally killed the competition during wrestling.
#83 - nextgenmidgett (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i live in greece and i can say after 9 years of ancient greek history in school, all of this is correct
i live in greece and i can say after 9 years of ancient greek history in school, all of this is correct
#174 - usaisnotamerica (06/17/2013) [-]
AND HOLY **** DUDE IT WAS LIKE A ******* **** AND A DAMN ******* LOAD OF UNNECESSARY CAPS.

So remember kids; the more you swear, the cooler you look.
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#88 - datgermanguy (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #197 - lyder (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pretty sure this was on front page like 2 weeks ago...
#195 - Jowi (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He didn't NEED her approval, the point is he respects her opinions because he loves her.
#220 - bionicpanda (06/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
And the men raped little boys in their assholes
#164 - iamtheblackgoat (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So I jumped on this one a little late, but eh...for the record, Sparta today is probably the sleepiest, dopiest town imaginable....the most exciting thing that me and my cousins do is stare at the Leonidas statue while eating ice cream
#107 - luiselvergas (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
other than the pedophilia Sparta was pretty ******* dope
pic barely related
#96 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Mongols would kick Spartans' ass.
User avatar #101 to #96 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Get to it, Dealiest Warrior.
#92 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Feminazis are cancer
User avatar #143 to #92 - mattseven (06/17/2013) [-]
This post isn't about feminazis. Get your **** together, anon.
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