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Spartan Women

Source: Tumblr

I needs Merill
THIS IS MARRIAGE"
Thats right!
to be a had ass Nod
He looks back: at the guy like “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES.
Like. guys. Sparta was so lock ASS sometimes when it came to
ambled. Spartan women were given these small knives so that it their
husbands came borne and med to nit them or assault them, they had
areason within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEM.
******* FACES so that when he went but In public
everyone would know he was an ******* . abusing yellaface and they
would publicly shame him
I Dtd NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET' S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND
In Sparta. women could own land and were considered omens. THAT s A
HUGE EEG ******* DEAL Why"? Because that was RARE AS **** and
there are lots of places TODAY where women don' t even get that much
was totally tine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth
and get custody of the lads because paternal lineage wasn' t very
Important and bteloh' t matte her a pawn! She could totally WHERE. no big
deal at all
Spartan women participated in some fusion‘ badass sporting events. too
And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan
who all had to serve compulsory military _ riles_ blur. and couldn' t
marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn' t have time for lots of
mushy dresses. So they wore notoriously sh on starts. According to some
accounts. their thighs were wrote at all times. HOLY **** .
Also. in Sparta men only got their names on their graves it they died in
battle And women‘? Womb only got their names on their graves if they
died in chm birth THE COMPARED TO *******
BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAG' IBADASS AND
HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
******* SPARTAN WOMEN THIS DU DE HAD CKIN' BETTER MAKE
SURE SHE' S COOL WITH WHATEVER HES DOING. F HE KNOWS
WHAT' S ****** GOOD FOR HIM.
Att I throng my enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives
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#242 - potatotown (06/18/2013) [-]
I like her so much better without the blonde hair
#237 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Look at all the ******** down there thinking 300 was an accurate representation of historical events.
#235 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Of course the tumblrfag feminazis are all over this.
+1
#234 - yuihirasawa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #238 to #234 - mindsculptorjace (06/18/2013) [-]
**** STEERING.
GET MONEY
User avatar #229 - rmoran (06/17/2013) [-]
COME ON GUYS AM I COOL YET? I'M USING ******* CAPS AND ******* SWEARING A LOT GOD DAMN I MUST BE COOL HUH?
#220 - bionicpanda (06/17/2013) [-]
And the men raped little boys in their ********
#233 to #220 - verby (06/18/2013) [-]
It was actually consensual
#239 to #233 - neverposting (06/18/2013) [-]
Does that make it better or worse?
User avatar #230 to #220 - drunkasaurus (06/17/2013) [-]
They didn't rape them, it was supposed to help you bond with the older men in the military. (Translation: the older men in the military needed holes for the poles while they were away from home) still wasn't rape though.
User avatar #228 to #220 - demandsgayversion (06/17/2013) [-]
With all the GOOD things they've done, it more than evens out.
#226 to #220 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
Much like the Catholic priests of today!
User avatar #219 - ZeDoodler (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeaaaa but not really. As the anon comment below shows (anon did something cool for once, who knew) Sparta was a militaristic state and made the majority of their income by raping and pillaging nearby land. Furthermore, Sparta was still an aristocracy and the whole idea that Sparta didn't care about their lineage was a load of crap, soldiers would bare the crest of their lineage on their shields when they went off to battle. While the top 10% of the most powerful families in Sparta lived like kings in a near utopia, the remaining 90% lived in squalor and were typically slaves, indentured servants and if you were lucky you were a merchant. Otherwise you were off to battle dying for your state. Isn't history fun?
User avatar #254 to #219 - RandomAnonGuy (06/18/2013) [-]
Paternal lineage. As in the male side of the family was less important.
#215 - bdowns (06/17/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at Smile **
User avatar #211 - CRosBY (06/17/2013) [-]
Meh, Sparta is still overrated.
#210 - thepandaking (06/17/2013) [-]
Now, I understand that tumblr posts (a majority of them) have a funny little sense of humor they use, with their facetious use of caps lock and hyperbole, and I think it's funny. However, when I see it so often, it really starts to bum me out. Does it bother anyone else? I'm not saying no one should enjoy the tumblr sense of humor, go ahead I have no problem with that, but I personally can't stand it anymore. It just gets so old to me and makes me hate seeing the tumblr posts.   
Sorry for posting an unrelated comment, here's an unrelated gif (well it's kind of related in a way)
Now, I understand that tumblr posts (a majority of them) have a funny little sense of humor they use, with their facetious use of caps lock and hyperbole, and I think it's funny. However, when I see it so often, it really starts to bum me out. Does it bother anyone else? I'm not saying no one should enjoy the tumblr sense of humor, go ahead I have no problem with that, but I personally can't stand it anymore. It just gets so old to me and makes me hate seeing the tumblr posts.
Sorry for posting an unrelated comment, here's an unrelated gif (well it's kind of related in a way)
User avatar #240 to #210 - emptysuperman (06/18/2013) [-]
I've always hated Tumblr. FJ has made me hate it even more.
User avatar #243 to #240 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
I hated it at first, but then I saw some clever posts. I don't know I understand the humor of tumblr but it's just so bland and stupid after a while
User avatar #244 to #243 - emptysuperman (06/18/2013) [-]
get out/did you just/Omg/I'm so done/I cANT BREATH XDDD/what the **** is wrong with this website?/there are two kinds of people
#245 to #244 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
Mother of tits...
That's an overload right there. You nailed it.
#207 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
nobody else saw THIS IS MARRIAGE in the lightbulb?
#205 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
I haven't looked at all the comment, so I'm sure someone's mentioned this, but absolutely none of this had anything to do with respecting women. Sparta was a pure militaristic society. Marriage didn't mean much there anyway because the warriors were off training 11 months out of the year. They simply came in, screwed the woman to impregnate her that month, then left again. The woman wasn't concerned with cooking and cleaning, they had slaves for that. Her only job was to produce more warriors. Men often fell in love with other warriors and sex with women was simply a duty to the state. They'd often also get younger men in better shape to impregnate their wives in order to produce stronger children. They were only citizens because they had to run the state and the slaves when the men were at war. They couldn't keep their children either way. Boys left for agoge (military training) at 7 and Girls at 12. Finally, the little thing about the knives has no historical backing.
User avatar #200 - damandan (06/17/2013) [-]
Actually Spartan woman had knifes and were trained to fight was to defend themselves in case of a slave revolt when the men left for battle
User avatar #197 - lyder (06/17/2013) [-]
pretty sure this was on front page like 2 weeks ago...
#196 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
I saw that movie. Apparently spartan women have great tits
User avatar #225 to #196 - crazyhindu (06/17/2013) [-]
And are whores for information
#195 - Jowi ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
He didn't NEED her approval, the point is he respects her opinions because he loves her.
User avatar #198 to #195 - Mahazama (06/17/2013) [-]
She is the queen, and politically it would be best to ask for the other head of state's approval.
User avatar #202 to #198 - aclopolipise (06/17/2013) [-]
Sparta actually ran on two ruling families...the "other head of state" would be the patriarch or matriarch of the opposite royal clan.
User avatar #203 to #202 - Mahazama (06/17/2013) [-]
But the queen is still considered a head of state....
#257 to #203 - Jowi ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
No she wouldn't. Like in the UK, the Queen is head of state but Prince Phillip isn't.

When Henry the VIII ruled none of his six wives were head of state or else he wouldn't have been able to execute or divorce them as they would have been equal to him in power.
User avatar #194 - xjessicaxrabbitx (06/17/2013) [-]
Sparta was better for women compared to other Hellenic cities. The only exception is courtesans, who had a bit more freedom and didn't potentially get killed for being too weak. In the end, though, women were still oppressed in today's standards.
User avatar #192 - Gamby (06/17/2013) [-]
She is a Lanninininister too, don't **** with them if you are into that kind of stuff.
User avatar #185 - strangemoo (06/17/2013) [-]
I feel like the caps actually made this post better. Like one of those 'You see this ************ Right here?' posts.
User avatar #182 - toosexyforyou (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh boy... if you think this ****** true then I just feel bad for you. Way over-exaggerated facts being spewed by an idiot.
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