8 Fact Part 3. Source: .. knock on my hotel room at 2 AM, open the door, see a slut-ish looking woman, think it's a weird dress code for a maid derp: so........ do you have my extra pill
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8 Fact Part 3

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Submitted: 06/16/2013
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User avatar #11 - Silver Quantum (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*knock on my hotel room at 2 AM, open the door, see a slut-ish looking woman, think it's a weird dress code for a maid*
derp: so........ do you have my extra pillow or what?
#3 - emberingphoenix (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So you're telling me that to get over my fear of Athazagoraphobia, I should kill a Panda as it will be punishable by death and will surely make international news, before I do that however I should go to a specialist hotel and have a room with a hammock. I will then ask for an 'extra pillow' so that I am comforted on my last night on Earth by a prostitute. As I lay there crying myself to sleep a Lisotrigona bee will drink up my tears. Finally I will dream up to 3 times as much in the night compared to that of normal people and will awake the next day to face my inevitable fate.

Cool...
#9 - bocatadesesos (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - solarisofcelestia (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bees drinking human tears, horrifying.
#35 - improbable (06/17/2013) [-]
dont hate me for posting this again.
i sincerely think its hillarious.
#87 - scizthereaper (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#57 - spaceking (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
cry pls
#8 - protectyballs (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have worked front desk at a Marriott for 2 years now and i have never heard about this extra pillow bs.
#18 - agentmoleman (06/17/2013) [-]
Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
#96 - kanpai (06/17/2013) [-]
bee's face when
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#21 - lordjordn has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #97 - wallsbad (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What.. what if I just want an extra pillow?
#31 - reigndrac (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Poor Dororo....
#1 - walkerjam (06/16/2013) [-]
I think I'm gonna need an extra pillow.
#90 - snakefire (06/17/2013) [-]
Which is ironic considering most people will ignore or forget such a long silly word.
User avatar #76 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I await the day we actually get 8 facts in one post.
#47 - sharksloveme (06/17/2013) [-]
Is this from 8fact.com?
#36 - bubbleisacat (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#140 - damandan (06/17/2013) [-]
I was in London once and I was staying in a hotel with my family and I asked for an extra pillow. Someone knocks and it was a solid 10/10 in a maid uniform holding a pillow. I grab the pillow and thanked her and closed the door.   
MFW I read the "fact" and realize I missed out on having sex with a 10/10
I was in London once and I was staying in a hotel with my family and I asked for an extra pillow. Someone knocks and it was a solid 10/10 in a maid uniform holding a pillow. I grab the pillow and thanked her and closed the door.
MFW I read the "fact" and realize I missed out on having sex with a 10/10
#17 - lastkingofx ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I NEED AN EXTRA PILLOW! LIKE, FIFTY OF THEM!
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