8 Fact Part 3. Source: .. knock on my hotel room at 2 AM, open the door, see a slut-ish looking woman, think it's a weird dress code for a maid derp: so........ do you have my extra pill
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#142 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
The reason sleeping in a hamock improves sleep quality is because the swaying motion of a rocking hamock imitates the feeling of being rocked in you your mothers arms as an infant.
#140 - damandan (06/17/2013) [-]
I was in London once and I was staying in a hotel with my family and I asked for an extra pillow. Someone knocks and it was a solid 10/10 in a maid uniform holding a pillow. I grab the pillow and thanked her and closed the door.   
MFW I read the "fact" and realize I missed out on having sex with a 10/10
I was in London once and I was staying in a hotel with my family and I asked for an extra pillow. Someone knocks and it was a solid 10/10 in a maid uniform holding a pillow. I grab the pillow and thanked her and closed the door.
MFW I read the "fact" and realize I missed out on having sex with a 10/10
User avatar #137 - xjessicaxrabbitx (06/17/2013) [-]
I rarely dream. Probably because I don't sleep until I'm really tired so I'm probably stuck in Stage 3 or 4 and very rarely get to REM.
#131 - thesinful (06/17/2013) [-]
< bee's fw
#127 - spartanian (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm depressed, and I barly dream at all
#139 to #127 - Jowi (06/17/2013) [-]
When I was going through my depressive patch I had anxious nightmares every night
#134 to #127 - diamondperzik (06/17/2013) [-]
Is there something that got you down bro?
User avatar #120 - toosexyforyou (06/17/2013) [-]
I always thought that maybe my generally happy attitude was me being in denial but I pretty much never have dreams so I guess my happiness is real.
User avatar #124 to #120 - vatra ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I have depression and I don't remember my dreams. Everyone dreams, it is part of the sleep cycle, it is a matter of if you remember them or not.
User avatar #116 - jacksipian (06/17/2013) [-]
i think i have athazagoraphobia, when my girlfriend doesnt text me back for a while i usually think she doesnt love me or want to talk to me anymore and i get really sad, and sometimes ill even make it worse for myself by just not texting her at all one day and the next day ill be mad at her, and when she says stuff like "oh i missed talking to you yesterday" i get pissed as **** and really hurt.

tl;dr im a whiny bitch
#115 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
The extra pillow one made me think about cheaper by the dozen, SHE ORDERED 12 PROSTITUTES
#107 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
what is the ninja forgs name again, i forgot ;)
#106 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, the hammock one is absolute ******** . It's next to impossible to find a comfortable position since the hammock tries to wrap around you if you weigh more than 50 lbs. Even if you do find a good position, the hammock will rock so it's no longer comfortable. Eventually, your body just stiffens up so you can stop rocking. This causes your muscles to strain while sleeping and you wake up stiff and sore, especially in the lower back. Plus, most hammocks are mesh and cut into your skin if you're in them for more than twenty minutes, often this cuts off circulation to extremities, which most medical practitioners consider to be bad for you. They're great for leisure time, but that's it. I'd rather sleep on hardwood floors than a hammock.

Source: Couldn't afford a bed when I moved and bought a hammock to sleep on for three months.
User avatar #110 to #106 - italianfrosttroll (06/17/2013) [-]
You have to hang it high and straight. I slept in a hammock for 8 months when I sailed and my back felt way better than sleeping in a bed.
#112 to #110 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I did, but there's still a huge difference between using a hammock on land and at sea. At sea, your inertia helps counteract the bounce of the waves so you don't move as much, but on land, that same thing makes you rock all the time.
User avatar #143 to #112 - italianfrosttroll (06/18/2013) [-]
That makes sense, exactly why I didn't get myself a hammock once home. However this could only be annoying to some people. I also have to say that the material of your hammock could really change a lot, mine was made of sail canvas but I find cotton ones annoying as **** .
#144 to #143 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Mine was canvas, still sucked monkey balls.
User avatar #146 to #144 - italianfrosttroll (06/18/2013) [-]
What kind of canvas? And I believe it, I find it to be a make it or break it kinda thing... some people like em' some people don't.
#103 - ilialiali (06/17/2013) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #4622875 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** source for these pics? as if it wasnt enough
User avatar #113 to #103 - spidahridah (06/17/2013) [-]
Dude, the description is RIGHT THERE.
#147 to #113 - ilialiali (06/19/2013) [-]
some people dont understand sarcasm..... the fact that it has 8FACT written all over it wasnt enough?
User avatar #101 - yunoknow (06/17/2013) [-]
I approve of the use of Dororo's picture.
User avatar #98 - Loppytaffy (06/17/2013) [-]
"Lay down, bitch; you're about to get cried into. All night long."

What if I want an extra pillow? Or a pillow for the ****** ?
User avatar #97 - wallsbad (06/17/2013) [-]
What.. what if I just want an extra pillow?
#102 to #97 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
tell them you can't sleep because your pillow is not fluffed enough, so you would like a prostitute
User avatar #99 to #97 - yunoknow (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry sir, the complimentary woman is not returnable nor refundable.
#96 - kanpai (06/17/2013) [-]
bee's face when
#93 - sweetellie (06/17/2013) [-]
How weird would you feel if you actually did want an extra pillow but rather than receiving said pillow, a bedraggled old 						******					 arrived, demanding a substantial payment.
How weird would you feel if you actually did want an extra pillow but rather than receiving said pillow, a bedraggled old ****** arrived, demanding a substantial payment.
#91 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
the last time i asked for an extra pillow    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
i got a 						*******					 pillow.
the last time i asked for an extra pillow








i got a ******* pillow.
#90 - snakefire ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Which is ironic considering most people will ignore or forget such a long silly word.
#88 - potatophucker (06/17/2013) [-]
&quot;hold on son, lemme call the front desk and ask for an extra pillow for your sister.&quot;   
   
dad's fw &quot;pillow&quot; arrives
"hold on son, lemme call the front desk and ask for an extra pillow for your sister."

dad's fw "pillow" arrives
User avatar #92 to #88 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
u just made me think of the dog dying, thanks for the unneeded feel man.
#94 to #92 - potatophucker (06/17/2013) [-]
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
User avatar #95 to #94 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
oh come on man.
#118 to #111 - triggathepirate (06/17/2013) [-]
You're weak, I can feel your sorrow.
You're weak, I can feel your sorrow.
User avatar #121 to #118 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
theres no need for the red thumbs bruh.. bit harsh..
#122 to #121 - triggathepirate (06/17/2013) [-]
Ain't me homie. I just came for the show.
Ain't me homie. I just came for the show.
#123 to #122 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
damn people and their red punches, it hurts after a while....
damn people and their red punches, it hurts after a while....
#125 to #123 - triggathepirate (06/17/2013) [-]
Nah it's kind of erotic after a while.
#126 to #125 - drhoffable (06/17/2013) [-]
i like pain.
User avatar #105 to #87 - rainbowpanda (06/17/2013) [-]
That is ******* horrifying.
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