8 Fact Part 3. Source: 8fact.com.. knock on my hotel room at 2 AM, open the door, see a slut-ish looking woman, think it's a weird dress code for a maid derp: so........ do you have my extra pill
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User avatar #11 - Silver Quantum (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*knock on my hotel room at 2 AM, open the door, see a slut-ish looking woman, think it's a weird dress code for a maid*
derp: so........ do you have my extra pillow or what?
#3 - emberingphoenix (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So you're telling me that to get over my fear of Athazagoraphobia, I should kill a Panda as it will be punishable by death and will surely make international news, before I do that however I should go to a specialist hotel and have a room with a hammock. I will then ask for an 'extra pillow' so that I am comforted on my last night on Earth by a prostitute. As I lay there crying myself to sleep a Lisotrigona bee will drink up my tears. Finally I will dream up to 3 times as much in the night compared to that of normal people and will awake the next day to face my inevitable fate.

Cool...
#9 - bocatadesesos (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - solarisofcelestia (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bees drinking human tears, horrifying.
#35 - improbable (06/17/2013) [-]
dont hate me for posting this again.
i sincerely think its hillarious.
#87 - scizthereaper (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#57 - spaceking (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
cry pls
#8 - protectyballs (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have worked front desk at a Marriott for 2 years now and i have never heard about this extra pillow bs.
#18 - agentmoleman (06/17/2013) [-]
Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
#96 - kanpai (06/17/2013) [-]
bee's face when
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User avatar #97 - wallsbad (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What.. what if I just want an extra pillow?
#31 - reigndrac (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Poor Dororo....
#1 - walkerjam (06/16/2013) [-]
I think I'm gonna need an extra pillow.
#90 - snakefire (06/17/2013) [-]
Which is ironic considering most people will ignore or forget such a long silly word.
User avatar #76 - seniorawesomesauce (06/17/2013) [-]
I await the day we actually get 8 facts in one post.
#47 - sharksloveme (06/17/2013) [-]
Is this from 8fact.com?
#36 - bubbleisacat (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#93 - sweetellie (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How weird would you feel if you actually did want an extra pillow but rather than receiving said pillow, a bedraggled old hooker arrived, demanding a substantial payment.
How weird would you feel if you actually did want an extra pillow but rather than receiving said pillow, a bedraggled old hooker arrived, demanding a substantial payment.
#88 - potatophucker (06/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)
"hold on son, lemme call the front desk and ask for an extra pillow for your sister."   
   
dad's fw "pillow" arrives
"hold on son, lemme call the front desk and ask for an extra pillow for your sister."

dad's fw "pillow" arrives
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