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User avatar #29 - CaptainWaffles (06/17/2013) [-]
I used trojan and knocked up my ex, so yes, happy father's day to me.
#63 to #29 - nighkey (06/17/2013) [-]
Maybe it wasn't yours.

There was a man who got a vasectomy and was "shooting blanks." His girlfriend of 3 months turns up pregnant and wanted marriage (food card) or child support. He decided to get legal documentation of his infertility and not show it to her for a few days, let her get more emotional and demanding not knowing he couldn't have kids, then BAM. He pulls out the document and hands it to her. HFW
User avatar #71 to #63 - CaptainWaffles (06/18/2013) [-]
Naw, it is mine. She isn't a ho. Super clingy, but not a ho.
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