Durex win Father's Day.. This is why I love Durex.. To all those who use nut ' products: Happy Father's Day. Funny how Durex made that poster. One evening I decided to bring 2 condoms with me: one was a regular durex, the other was a 'microthin' Kimono. Needless to say durex fathers day Funny Advertisin
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Durex win Father's Day.

This is why I love Durex.

To all those who use
nut ' products:
Happy Father's Day
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Submitted: 06/16/2013
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#17 - euthyphro (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Funny how Durex made that poster. One evening I decided to bring 2 condoms with me: one was a regular durex, the other was a 'microthin' Kimono.

Needless to say, the durex broke while the thinner Kimono was able to continue onward like the little engine who could.


Buy kimonos, they're unreal condoms.
#10 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Used durex once... It broke
User avatar #19 to #16 - balloketchup (06/17/2013) [-]
If your FJ profile picture is you, I highly doubt you were having sex with anything human. Yes, condoms tend to break if you stick them in fruit or a plastic doll.
#28 - greyswordsman (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i feel really ******* stupid.

it took me a full-on minute to realize it.
i'm gonna go get Burger King.
#27 - gmarrox ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Durex is actually terrible
Durex is actually terrible
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#1 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#43 - RitchieBlackmore (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Durex makes ****** condoms.

>Trojan ftw
User avatar #54 to #47 - dolantehduk (06/17/2013) [-]
Now Spartan, on the other hand is awesome.
User avatar #30 - yulster (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Put your womens on the pill and creampie them daily
#12 - Crimeater (06/17/2013) [-]
"To all those who use
nut ' products:"
#64 - josieabby (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - CaptainWaffles (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I used trojan and knocked up my ex, so yes, happy father's day to me.
User avatar #53 - subaqueousreach (06/17/2013) [-]
I've had condoms of every brand break on me at least once, but Durex has done it the least.
#51 - joochy (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
run over it after the show
#60 to #51 - silverhellion (06/17/2013) [-]
friggin' love that song.
friggin' love that song.
#48 - fukyeahraptorr ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
marketing done right
marketing done right
+1
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#56 - xxcxpxx (06/17/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4767930 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** happy not  a father's day
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4767930 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** happy not a father's day
#52 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a lesbian... took me a second to remember what durex was.
#34 - defeats (06/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The comments below are funny for this one, just so you guys all know!   
   
I've only ever had one problem with condoms and that's because the condom wasn't the right size. My girlfriend only had medium sized, (all girls only have medium sized for some reason) despite telling my how small my penis is (and how big their exes were) when I broke up with her.   
   
Anyway, this was pretty much MFW I asked her "Why (if your exes penis was so big) do you only have medium sized condoms laying around?" before (st)rollin' away.
The comments below are funny for this one, just so you guys all know!

I've only ever had one problem with condoms and that's because the condom wasn't the right size. My girlfriend only had medium sized, (all girls only have medium sized for some reason) despite telling my how small my penis is (and how big their exes were) when I broke up with her.

Anyway, this was pretty much MFW I asked her "Why (if your exes penis was so big) do you only have medium sized condoms laying around?" before (st)rollin' away.
#32 - crimsondarkness **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
Mirena not only brings my preg probability to less than 1%, but it punched my period in the face and told it to go home and never come back.   
   
Now I'm a randomly psycho-horny bitch for a week, but without the "bloodshed".   
   
pic related, me when i learned i wouldnt need to buy tampons/pads anymore.   
   
get the mirena from a good doctor you trust, though
Mirena not only brings my preg probability to less than 1%, but it punched my period in the face and told it to go home and never come back.

Now I'm a randomly psycho-horny bitch for a week, but without the "bloodshed".

pic related, me when i learned i wouldnt need to buy tampons/pads anymore.

get the mirena from a good doctor you trust, though
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