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User avatar #11 - musalana (06/17/2013) [-]
fucking laughed for ten minutes straight.

I can just see the realization on the birds face.
all alone.
and it whispers.


"I'm a bird..."
User avatar #97 to #11 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I imagined it being scary.
A dark, cold night, that guy and the bird. A feeling of eeriness is in the air, as the parrot sits there, unblinking, watching him as he prepares his meal. As he readies to retrieve his food from the oven, plate in hand, he looks at the bird, realising only now it has watched him this whole time. A sudden sense of dread washes over him like the water of a shower. And as each of them looks the other in the eye, one in fear, the other filled with malice, it whispers through the cold darkness..."I'm a bird..."

2spooky.
#36 to #11 - devout feminist (06/17/2013) [-]
its becoming self aware
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