Best Aunt in The World. . I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian Best Aunt in The World I was telling my aunt that had achieved blue belt karate Looking at short hair she says Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian
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I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says,
Yourre Ewing to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Lave you tern. PML
i? I agree, your life sucks (I 50381 - Inou deserved it 1221
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - montanus
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"I made sure he was dead"

-A farewell to arms, Ernest Hemingway
#21 to #10 - anon id: 71469848
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Pretty clever, dude
#14 to #10 - gentlemanotaku
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ha!
ha!
User avatar #9 - sketchE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
i like short haired girls
User avatar #13 to #9 - redtooth
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me too man, I find it hot as hell
User avatar #19 to #9 - natanhiel
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Best girls.
User avatar #22 to #9 - uzerc
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(06/17/2013) [-]
maybe you're a lesbian
User avatar #2 - mexicandudeinsd
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(06/17/2013) [-]
im two belts away from a black belt
#6 to #2 - Tommovdv
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I'm two months away from my second degree black belt
User avatar #31 to #6 - cormy
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I still have a year and a bit, do you take karate?
What do you have to know for your 2nd degree? I need to know my 13 strikes of bo staff, tiger bo, second taki and up to 17th technique.
#52 to #31 - Tommovdv
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Wado Ryu Karate. I have to know 10 Kata's, and I need to be able to explain every move in three of them. I need to react to 3 different bo strikes, 3 different tanto strikes, 3 different kicks and three different punches. I need to know a total of 5 kihon kumite's, 8 ohnyo kumite's and 12 sanbon kumite's. And then I still need to know all the basic moves and combination moves. So basically everything I've learned up until now.
User avatar #54 to #52 - cormy
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Second Taki would be my 12th Kata, What's Kihon Kumite, Ohnyo Kumito and Sanbon Kumite?
I take Shorin Ryu Karate, we don't work with Tanto as far as I know....
#55 to #54 - Tommovdv
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Kihon, ohnyo and sanbon kumite's are basically 3 step attack patterns if you will. Very traditional and choreographed. One attacker and one defender. You have to attack in a specific way and defend in a specific way. The difference between the three is just style and complexity.
#24 to #6 - dreaddune
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I'm 5 days from getting green belt
#53 to #24 - Tommovdv
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For me, from the green belt onward it started to get really cool. It only got better and better.
#37 to #2 - dragonmark
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I'm one belt away from black belt.


For 5 years straight.
User avatar #56 to #37 - mexicandudeinsd
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hahahaha i also have that kind of situation i left karate to take a break and i never went back because of many different reasons that kept accumulating
User avatar #5 to #2 - theblondefetus
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that's nice
#11 to #2 - hsm
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm ten days away from playing DEADPOOL
#33 - slowpokerfast
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Everyone is saying how they love short hair girls. I can't be the only guy here who prefers longer haired girls, can I?
Everyone is saying how they love short hair girls. I can't be the only guy here who prefers longer haired girls, can I?

User avatar #34 to #33 - azumeow
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I don't mind either way, but a girl with really long hair (like halfway down her back) is a....particular fetish for me.
#35 to #33 - AreyouSerious
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Short hair looks are nice but I like long hair more.   
   
as long as it isn't nappy.
Short hair looks are nice but I like long hair more.

as long as it isn't nappy.

User avatar #39 to #33 - bubbleisacat
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Long hair is sexeyest
User avatar #26 - thelostsheperd
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shabbarbie
#23 - kualeifarne
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I really hope she ends up one
User avatar #30 to #23 - cormy
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Damn those rectangular underwear, damn them to hell.
#40 to #23 - saladtongsofdeath
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why? so you have less of a chance of sleeping with her?.... i would have said i really hope she turns out bisexual
User avatar #41 to #40 - kualeifarne
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I'd have a greater chance of sleeping with her if she was a lesbian
#43 to #41 - saladtongsofdeath
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refer to rule number 16
User avatar #45 to #43 - kualeifarne
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16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure

What..?
#46 to #45 - saladtongsofdeath
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
User avatar #47 to #46 - kualeifarne
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That's rule 37
#49 to #47 - saladtongsofdeath
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37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo..... where are you getting your source my good sir?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kualeifarne
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You need to login to view this link

I wrote the wrong number, it's 30
#51 to #50 - saladtongsofdeath
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ok mister, i believe different sites mix up different rules... but none the less, the rules still apply
User avatar #48 to #47 - kualeifarne
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30*
#25 - harryblazer
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I always found gilrs with shorter hair sexier. especially androgirls
User avatar #29 to #25 - jarmakla
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(06/17/2013) [-]
**** yeah
#42 to #25 - anon id: 82edfa76
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Amen!
#20 - redrummurder
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User avatar #38 to #20 - immpossibru
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Are you a boy or a girl?
#18 - anon id: 9bec2c7f
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(06/17/2013) [-]
do you have a boyfriend? no?

grandma: 1
Lesbian : 0
#7 - anon id: 371e11d1
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(06/17/2013) [-]
A super sand lesbian.
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