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Butthurt like none other

Ouch

**** stories? Sure, why not
its 3 years old
seat nothing but Kraft dinner (mac and cheese)
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awake upthe next day an atheist because any god that med me would of provided me with a mercy killing in mytine of need.
their: I' m mad God would not strike me dawn mid **** at the age of 8
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Submitted: 06/16/2013
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#15 - fantomen (06/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
/k/ has the best **** stories, because every single guy there has eaten nothing but MREs for some period of their lives.
User avatar #40 - dudenectar (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone care to tell me what an MRE is? Sounds like horrible.
User avatar #41 to #40 - TimBisley (06/17/2013) [-]
Meal, Ready to Eat. Military rations containing a **** ton of calories and makes you **** cement.
#46 - harryblazer (06/17/2013) [-]
>be me age 9
>gotta drop a dooker
>for the past 4 weeks ive survived on nothing but TV dinners
>bear grills and got **** on me
>go to the bathroom to the statue of liberity of *****
>suddenly hear a squeak and hissing sound
>assume a pulled a muscle/blew out my anus
>jump of the toilet and yelp like a was back in bible camp
> **** miss fire and torpedos the godamn wall
>mfw the noise was just dad turning on the hose
#12 - drewsky (06/17/2013) [-]
HFW
#9 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
That summary at the end made me laugh harder than the story itself
That summary at the end made me laugh harder than the story itself
#34 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
Lightbulb pls 'twerking an the biggest **** of my life to this day at age 3'
#33 - lastkingofx (06/17/2013) [-]
Gods FW
Gods FW
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#37 - guu (06/17/2013) [-]
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#50 - thekinganon (06/17/2013) [-]
Short and sweet, I loved this story.
Short and sweet, I loved this story.
#49 - augustusxxiv (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh my god that was hilarious, hahahaha   
   
   
   
this reminds me recently of when my friend took a massive 						****					, and decided to take a video with his phone of his face during the ordeal. He was grunting and then screaming and then crying from the pain, it was amazing.
Oh my god that was hilarious, hahahaha



this reminds me recently of when my friend took a massive **** , and decided to take a video with his phone of his face during the ordeal. He was grunting and then screaming and then crying from the pain, it was amazing.
#4 - brokentrucker (06/17/2013) [-]
I passed a kidney stone once.

I felt like so much **** that I just laid down in the bathroom floor, pants down, and woke up, in that same spot, some time later, still feeling a little like **** . And THEN, when I peed the ****** out, it wasn't nearly that bad. Was tiny sharp rock.
#1 - pennydragon (06/16/2013) [-]
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#51 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
I have never laughed so much at one post in over 2 years of funny junk
User avatar #47 - thelostsheperd (06/17/2013) [-]
Shabbarbie, I hope you have enjoyed being mentioned, however, I am finished mentioning you. I hope you have a good day, and a nice life.
#30 - dederplaol (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - afriasdelrio (06/17/2013) [-]
This is the first thing that has made me laugh out loud for a while, usually I just blow more air out my nose than usual.
User avatar #10 - sinonyx ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
i lreaned the dangers of too much cheese when i was 14..
kraft mac and cheese
added velveta and cheddar cheese to it
didn't **** for 3 days
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