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Shit stories? Sure, why not
its 3 years old
seat nothing but Kraft dinner (mac and cheese)
ddon' t peep fer a few days
ttention this to mam
Makes mete
skives me weird milky medicine
Make medicine
twerking an the biggest shit of my life to this day at age 3
aactually hurts SC) much
god to kill me
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aged won' t kill me
finally pass a shit the size ma softball out Ma 3 year old anus
aactually pass out
awake upthe next day an atheist because any god that med me would of provided me with a mercy killing in mytine of need.
their: I' m mad God would not strike me dawn mid shit at the age of 8
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#15 - fantomen
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/k/ has the best **** stories, because every single guy there has eaten nothing but MREs for some period of their lives.
#38 to #15 - teoberry
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/k/ just has the best stories in general
#16 to #15 - fantomen
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#32 to #16 - dederplaol
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>somebody starts the slow clap
>somebody starts the slow clap
#28 to #16 - durkadurka
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#18 to #16 - thamuz
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I ate a couple of Vegan MREs when I was camping with some friends.   
   
Just that couple was enough for me. I like the normal not vegan ones. But those..were..I was having orbital farts for days..   
   
(I think they were vegan..said soy product on the side)
I ate a couple of Vegan MREs when I was camping with some friends.

Just that couple was enough for me. I like the normal not vegan ones. But those..were..I was having orbital farts for days..

(I think they were vegan..said soy product on the side)
User avatar #19 to #18 - fantomen
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The US military Vegetarian cheese omelet with vegetables is by far the worst MRE I've ever tasted, I can't imagine how bad Vegan MREs would be.
#20 to #19 - thamuz
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Seeing as I'm a ******* retard I didn't read the label till after I made them. They are horrible. Bland,and taste like cardboard,puke and **** at the same time. Don't reccomend unless starving. I rather like those tactical sandwiches and lasagna MREs. Just now I always read the labels.
Seeing as I'm a ******* retard I didn't read the label till after I made them. They are horrible. Bland,and taste like cardboard,puke and **** at the same time. Don't reccomend unless starving. I rather like those tactical sandwiches and lasagna MREs. Just now I always read the labels.
#31 to #16 - upsiepoopsie
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#39 to #16 - crazyeyedbioll
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When he tries to get a ride with his squadmates
User avatar #26 to #16 - redtooth
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I haven't giggled like such a retard in a long, long time, thank you
User avatar #40 - dudenectar
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Anyone care to tell me what an MRE is? Sounds like horrible.
User avatar #41 to #40 - TimBisley
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Meal, Ready to Eat. Military rations containing a **** ton of calories and makes you **** cement.
User avatar #42 to #41 - dudenectar
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Sounds glorious. Thank you fine sir.
User avatar #52 to #42 - ironsoul
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Three lies in one, its not a meal, its not ready, and no you can't eat it.
Meal rejected by ethiopians.
Meal Refusing to Exit
Meals Rejected by Everyone
Meals Rarely Enjoyed

Take your pick
#46 - harryblazer
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>be me age 9
>gotta drop a dooker
>for the past 4 weeks ive survived on nothing but TV dinners
>bear grills and got **** on me
>go to the bathroom to the statue of liberity of *****
>suddenly hear a squeak and hissing sound
>assume a pulled a muscle/blew out my anus
>jump of the toilet and yelp like a was back in bible camp
>**** miss fire and torpedos the godamn wall
>mfw the noise was just dad turning on the hose
#12 - drewsky
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HFW
#9 - Jesusnipples
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That summary at the end made me laugh harder than the story itself
That summary at the end made me laugh harder than the story itself
#33 - lastkingofx
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Gods FW
Gods FW
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#37 - guu
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#2 - monkeybrains
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