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#21 - butterisgood (06/16/2013) [-]
Google is such a cool guy
#223 to #21 - goldenglimmer (06/17/2013) [-]
Strange, I didn't get a help number. That's okay, though, they were probably just too busy to put one there for me. It's not like people don't care, hehe. I mean, loads of people care about me. This one time I was at McDonald's, a really cute employee said "have a nice day" after I received my order, but not like a regular, mandatory kind of way, it was like "have a NICE day", you know what I mean? She really cared about me. And sometimes, my mom would make me a pbj when I was hungry, and I've been called "bro" by at least three guys, so, yeah, life is good as long as you have people. Good going google, priority 1 are those who actually would attempt suicide, I know better, and you know that I know better, obviously.

Oh God I'm so alone.
#224 to #223 - goldenglimmer (06/17/2013) [-]
shieet google, y u display name?
User avatar #61 to #21 - dragontear (06/17/2013) [-]
that's because Bing is for doing
User avatar #60 to #21 - yojo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
And their second link is You need to login to view this link 's ten minute suicide guide. Which is the most clever way I've ever seen anyone try to prevent suicide. And it's probably helped many people
User avatar #131 to #60 - skylerr (06/17/2013) [-]
it actually has if you read the comments. i helped me when i was thinking of ending it all. really made me think about things and it made me laugh. Really is a great article.
#53 to #21 - fbiagent (06/17/2013) [-]
hate to be THAT guy... but bing offers a help number too. they both autofill the same, they both offer painless suicide techniques, and they both offer a help number...
#46 to #21 - swagbot (06/17/2013) [-]
... eh stealz ur internets and doesn't afraid of anything.
#43 to #21 - nyxion (06/17/2013) [-]
At least you can rely on Wikipedia
User avatar #26 to #21 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
That didn't appear when I typed it but it did have a link on where to not commit suicide. Well, it was close enough.
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