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#63 - swegyolo **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
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>be living in parents basement
>no motivation to move out because i have found my passion
>my passion is shrek
>buy 500 dvds of each of his movies
>spend days constructing shrek shrine out of dvds in basement
>leave hose on in yard for weeks
>my yard is now a swamp
>parents get angry
>it matters not, for the time has come
>time for the shrekoning
>tie parents to stake in my shrek shrine
>"This... is maye swamp...." i say menacingly
>light them on fire
>feel burst of ogre energy
>shrek is within me
>i have become shrek
>strangle parents with large green ogre cock
>the fire of their bodies burns
>mfw i love the pain
>mfw shrek is love
>mfw shrek is life
#73 to #63 - qxangelxp (06/17/2013) [-]
"maye swamp"
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