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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#11 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>be 16
>first job at McDonalds
>A guy walks in
>"I would like a burger with pickles, cheese, lettuce, and ketchup"
>"Would you like onions with that sir?"
>How dare he disrespect Shrek
>Make burger but spit on it for disrespecting him
>Customer sees
>The customer talks to the manager and I get fired
>I pray to Shrek about my problems
>Hear a faint whisper
>"Your problems will all be ogre soon"
>Get excited cause Shrek heard my prayer
>Go to bed
>Next day I wake up and turn on the news
>There has been a double homicide in my town
>Victims were the customer and manager
>Hear another faint whisper
>"They should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"
#47 to #11 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/17/2013) [-]
Let this be a lesson to you: Stop while you're ahead.
#22 to #11 - fuckedbyapony
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Well that was ****
User avatar #43 to #22 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(06/16/2013) [-]
thank you