Omegle. Omegle is fun, OC and such. Just my way to spread the glorious word of shrek. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on
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Omegle. Omegle is fun, OC and such. Just my way to spread the glorious word of shrek. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on

Omegle is fun, OC and such. Just my way to spread the glorious word of shrek

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Stranger ls using ohmegle' s mobile Web site
You: hi
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: horny?
You: a little, yeah
Stranger: got a kik?
You: no
Stranger: aaww
You: sorry
Stranger: I' m so horny...
You: well we eould do something on here
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what odor are your panties?
You: blue, a little wet i)
You: what' s your size'?
Stranger: mam
Stranger: I wanna lick those panties
Stranger: I' m 7 inches
Stranger: good for you?
You: ooh nice
You: yeah
Stranger: how' s your ass
You: pretty well toned, i work out a lot
You: first name?
Stranger: Zap
Stranger: u?
You: I ike it i)
You: fiona
Stranger: and tits?
You: b cup
Stranger: cute name
Stranger: mamm
You: thanks
Stranger: I like that
You: not huge, sorry
Stranger: even Vetter
Stranger: better
You: thanks :)
Stranger: my soaks so hard
You: I wish i was there to suck on it
Stranger: where do you like cum?
You: right on my face
Stranger:
You: Hang on
You: before we go any further on here theres
something you should know
Stranger: okka
You: I' m married to shrek, if he figured out i was on
here my life would be ogre.
Stranger: Jesus
Stranger: good job
You: I will now take my leave
You have .
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#2 - redbeardfj (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Heres a tip: Set interests as roleplay.   
Have maximum fun.
Heres a tip: Set interests as roleplay.
Have maximum fun.
#5 - pappathethird (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - pappathethird (06/16/2013) [-]
It's a new thing called Shrexting
#59 - originalanonymous (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - hipsophobadon (06/16/2013) [-]
I like how even the horny 			******		 had to give props.
I like how even the horny ****** had to give props.
#9 - bokkos ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have officially gone to far from the front page.
User avatar #8 to #3 - maggotarms (06/16/2013) [-]
shhh, its ok, it'll all be ogre soon
#63 - swegyolo **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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>be living in parents basement
>no motivation to move out because i have found my passion
>my passion is shrek
>buy 500 dvds of each of his movies
>spend days constructing shrek shrine out of dvds in basement
>leave hose on in yard for weeks
>my yard is now a swamp
>parents get angry
>it matters not, for the time has come
>time for the shrekoning
>tie parents to stake in my shrek shrine
>"This... is maye swamp...." i say menacingly
>light them on fire
>feel burst of ogre energy
>shrek is within me
>i have become shrek
>strangle parents with large green ogre cock
>the fire of their bodies burns
>mfw i love the pain
>mfw shrek is love
>mfw shrek is life
#46 - pornonlyha (06/17/2013) [-]
That'll do
#54 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
#44 - sackit (06/16/2013) [-]
Played to muhc League of legends   
Only read zac and fiora-.-
Played to muhc League of legends
Only read zac and fiora-.-
#61 - Thehappyemu (06/17/2013) [-]
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#56 - wilfredfanforever (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
dump
User avatar #13 - mion (06/16/2013) [-]
"Zac"
"Fiona"

I thought of LoL. Crap >.<
User avatar #79 - guymandude (06/17/2013) [-]
"You are chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol"

"Stranger: What odor are your panties?"

good job, lightbulb, making me chuckle once again.

#11 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be 16
>first job at McDonalds
>A guy walks in
>"I would like a burger with pickles, cheese, lettuce, and ketchup"
>"Would you like onions with that sir?"
>"No"
>How dare he disrespect Shrek
>Make burger but spit on it for disrespecting him
>Customer sees
>The customer talks to the manager and I get fired
>I pray to Shrek about my problems
>Hear a faint whisper
>"Your problems will all be ogre soon"
>Get excited cause Shrek heard my prayer
>Go to bed
>Next day I wake up and turn on the news
>There has been a double homicide in my town
>Victims were the customer and manager
>Hear another faint whisper
>"They should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"
#47 to #11 - ICEDgrunge (06/17/2013) [-]
Let this be a lesson to you: Stop while you're ahead.
#1 - potatophucker (06/16/2013) [-]
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