Dreams. . the gentleman’; armchair IT' S THIS cum De THING- WHERE mu can ENTER EACH i% ' l' "Em. >Be me two weeks ago >Sexless Virgin > Trying a long time to lucid dream >Nothing works > Have dream where I'm having sex in it > Think "
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the gentleman’; armchair
IT' S THIS cum De THING-
WHERE mu can ENTER EACH i% ' l' "Em
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#4 - navacoo (06/16/2013) [+] (66 replies)
>Be me two weeks ago
>Sexless Virgin
> Trying a long time to lucid dream
>Nothing works
> Have dream where I'm having sex in it
> Think "this can't be real"
>Lucid dream for first time
#8 - willindor ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Think of the possiblities of a shared dream state.
Think of the possiblities of a shared dream state.
#2 - jschwartz (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be me in dream
>see sexy woman like any old dream
>Suddenly realize you are the dream master
>Proceeds to sex everything that moves
>Goodtimes
#13 - rumbata ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this should come in handy sometime
User avatar #53 - reican (06/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
if someone shared dreams with me they would ask why I do not wake up from what they define as nightmares.
User avatar #60 to #53 - mrwightproductions (06/16/2013) [-]
Found an emo
#63 - xxlexanxx (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lightbulb edition
#10 - dragemit (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the gentleman’; armchair
IT' S THIS cum De THING-
WHERE mu can ENTER EACH i% ' l' "Em
User avatar #14 to #10 - Metallicock (06/16/2013) [-]
At least the little lightbulb thing tried
#17 - clydeninetyseven (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - GmCity ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be lightbulb
>try to understand website posts
>see one post and give it a try
>the gentleman’; armchair
>get pissed off
>start swearing and shouting
>IT' S THIS cum De THING- WHERE mu can ENTER EACH
>Decide that I'm no good at this
>% ' l' "Em
#96 - amuro (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Me ages 18    
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow    
>Dream starts.exe    
>I am at a bizarre version of my school_ (classes are different, rooms are different arranged)_, again, like 3 days before graduation. (yeah, 3 days, ala Majora's mask)    
>See girl i used to love but in the end i didnt pick.   
>talk with her, laugh a lot.    
>Final math test.    
>Teacher puts all the answers in the board, all the class just copies and i do the same, i laugh and talk with a few classmates.    
>teleport.exe i am at my graduation   
(In real life i cofessed to a cute girl who didn't love me and like a week later she moved to Canada. My female BF was in love with me and i didn't realize that untill some years passed)    
>I get my diploma, give a speech (same as real life) but in the end i go with my FBF.   
>told her my feelings. cry.    
>i feel free, finally.    
>i realize it was all a dream, but i dont wake up.    
 >see to her eyes, and she is crying too.    
>see all my classmates, and all of them are watching me, smiling.    
>i feel 						*******					 depressed    
>now in present day, i am at work, everything is grey.    
>finally wake up.    
   
And i have this kind of lucid dream every 3 months or so. In real life i found her a year ago but she is with another guy.    
   
   
   
yeah, i am 						*******					 pathetic. Not a beta, BTW, i have dated a few girls but... i dont feel it quite good enough to pick one and start a relationship-
>Me ages 18
>Fall asleep as soon as head hits pillow
>Dream starts.exe
>I am at a bizarre version of my school_ (classes are different, rooms are different arranged)_, again, like 3 days before graduation. (yeah, 3 days, ala Majora's mask)
>See girl i used to love but in the end i didnt pick.
>talk with her, laugh a lot.
>Final math test.
>Teacher puts all the answers in the board, all the class just copies and i do the same, i laugh and talk with a few classmates.
>teleport.exe i am at my graduation
(In real life i cofessed to a cute girl who didn't love me and like a week later she moved to Canada. My female BF was in love with me and i didn't realize that untill some years passed)
>I get my diploma, give a speech (same as real life) but in the end i go with my FBF.
>told her my feelings. cry.
>i feel free, finally.
>i realize it was all a dream, but i dont wake up.
>see to her eyes, and she is crying too.
>see all my classmates, and all of them are watching me, smiling.
>i feel ******* depressed
>now in present day, i am at work, everything is grey.
>finally wake up.

And i have this kind of lucid dream every 3 months or so. In real life i found her a year ago but she is with another guy.



yeah, i am ******* pathetic. Not a beta, BTW, i have dated a few girls but... i dont feel it quite good enough to pick one and start a relationship-
#68 - imyourdaddy (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who has those end of the world dreams where you try to hump everthing before eminent demise?
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#108 to #103 - mattdoggy (06/17/2013) [-]
Even though i'm pretty sure this is the guy above me just commenting as an anon because he can't log in like a man and say it, i'm willing to provide further information   
   
The textbook definition according to Wikipedia is:   
"A lucid dream is any dream in which one is aware that one is dreaming"   
   
There have been multiple systems developed to encourage lucid dreaming such as special goggles, medicines, alarm clocks, and basic routines. Aside from countless people claiming they can, there are tests where the brain functions can be monitored to prove that people are not only dreaming, but are lucid dreaming. They are eve able to confirm with machines that the person has been dreaming of specific items or situations.   
   
The only skeptical claims that it doesn't exist comes from people who say that there is no way to measure it, which has been altered, and that people can not recall dreams once they have had them, which we know to be very difficult but still possible.
Even though i'm pretty sure this is the guy above me just commenting as an anon because he can't log in like a man and say it, i'm willing to provide further information

The textbook definition according to Wikipedia is:
"A lucid dream is any dream in which one is aware that one is dreaming"

There have been multiple systems developed to encourage lucid dreaming such as special goggles, medicines, alarm clocks, and basic routines. Aside from countless people claiming they can, there are tests where the brain functions can be monitored to prove that people are not only dreaming, but are lucid dreaming. They are eve able to confirm with machines that the person has been dreaming of specific items or situations.

The only skeptical claims that it doesn't exist comes from people who say that there is no way to measure it, which has been altered, and that people can not recall dreams once they have had them, which we know to be very difficult but still possible.
#29 - intelligentdowney (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sharing dreams with your girlfriend, parents, friends, pet at the same time.
#1 - luckymowse (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
honestly, i'd be flattered if people fantasized/dreamed about having sex with me
User avatar #19 to #1 - raquelian (06/16/2013) [-]
i wanna have sex with you then
#97 - warioteam ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Well, she said "Let's do it"
#117 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/17/2013) [-]
**ieatyououtaldaylon rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at That bad boy ** my dream
User avatar #83 - dookaargetman (06/16/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>Lucid dream first time
>Lucid dream about everyday life, then I learn that for as long as I fap and/or **** something, it feels like a never ending orgasm from beginning, until exhaustion.
>Wake up
>Fap
>Can't wait for that dream to happen again
User avatar #25 - wolpertinger (06/16/2013) [-]
I swear Lightbulb is retarded
#22 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wish i could lucid, but i cant lucid. feelsbadman.jpeg
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