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#3 - xxabbiexx (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Funny? No   
Helpful? Yes   
   
I shall give you a thumb for the good advice. I just tried it on one of my old papers but i made it 16 pt, and it got two pages longer.
Funny? No
Helpful? Yes

I shall give you a thumb for the good advice. I just tried it on one of my old papers but i made it 16 pt, and it got two pages longer.
User avatar #1 - fuggy ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't know how it works where you come from, but at my school, and most of my country it is the amount of words we have written that counts, not the amount of pages.
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (06/16/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Just going to throw this out there, as a teacher. We know most of the tricks used to make papers longer, to cheat on tests, etc. We were students once too. Hell, we probably invented some of them.

Also, don't use the 'broken file' trick. There's very few things that annoy us more. You're better off just being honest, saying that you haven't completed it.
#11 - samoaspider ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh, I just usually submit a wrecked file to the teacher and while she responds "Anon, I couldn't open the essay, resend it in another format" I use my time to make it harder better faster stronger.   
   
No seriously, wrecked files help.
Oh, I just usually submit a wrecked file to the teacher and while she responds "Anon, I couldn't open the essay, resend it in another format" I use my time to make it harder better faster stronger.

No seriously, wrecked files help.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You're teachers don't go by actual word count?


step it ^
#34 to #32 - iwillrulenorway ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
you are teachers don't go by actual word count?
#50 - Lintutu (06/16/2013) [-]
That feel when the teacher can tell the difference and makes you write another one and now has to be longer
#38 - mikthacool (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Instructions wasn't clear at all, it'll only select one at a time




Also my dick got caught in a ceilingfan
#44 to #38 - yurestu (06/16/2013) [-]
so original
+5
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#6 - karmakoala (06/16/2013) [-]
How in God's name is this useful?    
   
Scratch that, if I use this for my dissertation they are sure to give me full marks.
How in God's name is this useful?

Scratch that, if I use this for my dissertation they are sure to give me full marks.
User avatar #95 - tabarzins (06/16/2013) [-]
I got a better way. Just write some more words. Pretty sure that makes it longer.
User avatar #99 - ekseevi **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
Suck when I'm at a school focused on computers and communications, all teachers already now this :<
-10
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#71 to #67 - souljatoy (06/16/2013) [-]
You obviously didn't read the post right then... He said they changing the font size from 12 to 14 doesn't change the size of the periods at all but makes the paper look longer.
You obviously didn't read the post right then... He said they changing the font size from 12 to 14 doesn't change the size of the periods at all but makes the paper look longer.
User avatar #63 - greatboobya (06/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Too bad our essays are rated by amount of words and not length by paper.
#108 - mooghens ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im in university now. I'll never get to write essays again

Trust me kids, enjoy it while it lasts
#113 to #108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
>university
>not writing essays

hahahahaahahahaa, that's a good one mooghens.
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
Be careful, because if there are lines without periods the space between them will be visibly smaller.
#74 - lesmiserables (06/16/2013) [-]
There's a reason why you have to use a certain line spacing, eh?
User avatar #52 - Akwardweirdo (06/16/2013) [-]
Also works with space, which makes it significantly longer compared to just using a "."
User avatar #49 - ipaintmyfloor (06/16/2013) [-]
Teachers can compare it with other essays and the teacher will be able to tell there's a difference.
User avatar #58 - nooc (06/16/2013) [-]
When essays start to actually mean something, they'll start asking for a word count
But bloating that is a whole other martial art in itself
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
Just did that to see what happens. The lines moved farther apart. You don't think that will be noticed?
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