Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme. This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale Jack and Jill rhyme Randy transvestite ecards
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Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme

Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme. This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale

This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale about a boy and a girl, it is shocked into the contemporary age by twisting the "Jill" character into "Randy" at the very end, revealing that Jill is actually a transvestite. Remember that the original source is on the bottom right corner.

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
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#2 - tormain ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
and all the other times
#4 - ibleedbmx (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #47 - captainwow (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down, and broke his crown,
Jack is kill
no
#11 - antigravitycake (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
doesnt matter, thats my fetish
#8 - qwertyninja ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I learnt a slightly different version:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To try and lick some fanny,
But all Jack got was a mouth full of cock,
Cause Jill was a tranny

This is my fetish
User avatar #5 - ilovemyguns (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Jack and Jill went up the hill, ol Jack thought he'd get laid.
Jack would kill to be with Jill, "there has to be a way!"
So he pulled down his pants and flat out asked "Can I come in to play?"
Jill said "No" and Jack said "Ho, I'll come in anyway!"
Jill cried and screamed, and begged and pleaded, and things were getting heated,
But jack was ready, and pumped away, until poor Jill was seeded.
User avatar #53 - hahailold (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna...
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
User avatar #48 - sweetellie ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I think Buzz Killington might have written the description.
#43 - heisenberger (06/16/2013) [-]
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#22 - soonerman (06/16/2013) [-]
my god, that description

pic unrelated
unless you think so
#56 - datfozzy (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#31 - tokitoki (06/16/2013) [-]
Ahh, Jack and Jill.
The classic rhyme of a boy cracking his skull and a girl committing suicide.
User avatar #67 - Crusader (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To smoke a little Leaf
Jack got High
Pulled down his Fly
And Jill asked "Where's the Beef?"
User avatar #64 - lightninghedgehog (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with $2.50
#62 - taurusman (06/16/2013) [-]
sigh, off to **** i go again
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