Anakin. . L l " father ‘Hull tta RENE Mil -" fir I HATE YOU!. Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER. Anakin L l " father ‘Hull tta RENE Mil -" fir I HATE YOU! Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad For you see Luke's is actually DARTH VADER
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User avatar #7 - aerius
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Spoiler alert: Obi Wan lied to Luke about his dad... For you see, Luke's father is actually... DARTH VADER.
#170 to #7 - storkillen
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I'm Swedish, so I'll have to translate it but it'll be the same
User avatar #176 to #170 - ost
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**ost rolls 80** Hejsan, jag har märkt att dina bröst är ovanligt fasta i utseendet. Må jag ha den äran att eventuellt känna på dem?
User avatar #177 to #176 - storkillen
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haha, vad synd! Den hade vart bra ;)
User avatar #178 to #177 - ost
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Ja, hade varit roligt att se, haha.
User avatar #194 to #170 - folkflunky
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**folkflunky rolls 99** I want to rape you.
#195 to #194 - folkflunky
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First roll in my life and I get dubs?
User avatar #191 to #170 - fnordyy
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**fnordyy rolls 67** "Sug kuk jävla hora"
#190 to #170 - anon id: bdfde60a
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**anonymous rolls 70** Re-rolling for intrepidy.

"Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the ****. "
#184 to #170 - intrepidy
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**intrepidy rolls 43**

Yeah, she's still mad at me after the miscarriage. I didn't mean to crash the car, but she seems to think that just because i didn't want to be a dad, i'd be willing to smash my car up. She ended up with a some broken bones after i hit her though...BUT on the positive side she is now getting help with the meth addiction thing. Pitty too, gumless blowjobs are the ****.

OH **** WRONG PERSON. SORRY.
#187 to #184 - intrepidy
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I spent awhile thinking that story up miscarriage ACTUALLY THANK YOU.

I didn't want some obvious "i am in lesbians with you" story.

Gawd you do better. I'm so unappreciated. D:
User avatar #188 to #187 - miscarriage
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i misunderstood what you were trying to do


i asked if you were autistic.

but then i seen what your reply was to.

my bad.
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User avatar #181 to #170 - Dap
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**Dap rolls 74**
User avatar #172 to #170 - bokkos
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**bokkos rolls 68** Suck the dick chicken?
User avatar #90 to #7 - sinclairr
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And than Snape kills Dumbledore
User avatar #54 to #7 - MoooP
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The amusing thing for me is that if you watch all 6 films in story order instead of creation order, it's basically told you to way before Vader says so. They totally ruined the main plot twist of the latter trilogy.
User avatar #112 to #54 - azraelthemage
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That's why you always watch/read movies/TV/Books in release order instead of chronological order.
User avatar #131 to #112 - RamzaBeoulve
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You've clearly never read the Redwall series.
User avatar #135 to #54 - sanguinesolitude
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yep. yet another reason why the prequels were terrible.
#57 to #54 - anon id: ba0be445
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No ****. Except you aren't supposed to watch them in story order. As the audience, you also know Palpatine is the emperor. It's called Irony. When the audience knows something the rest of the cast or story members do not. The prequels are just the prologue expanded and explained. How Luke's father, Darth vader, fell. How the Jedi were wiped out and forced into exile. How the Sith created an Empire. It just gives back story to the originals.
User avatar #59 to #57 - MoooP
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But usually with prequels where you are meant to watch them latter, they wouldn't do the stupid thing of numbering them 1,2,3 as if it was a normal series that you would watch chronologically.
User avatar #114 to #7 - drastronomy
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YOU LITTLE ******

AND I WAS JUST GOING TO WATCH THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY TOO
#106 to #7 - irishpunker
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"Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?"
#8 to #7 - lamerthanyou
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WHAT? NOOOOOO!   
   
   
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!
WHAT? NOOOOOO!


DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!
#55 to #7 - anon id: ba0be445
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Jon Snow dies...
User avatar #171 to #55 - wankershimm **User deleted account**
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All hail Lord Snow!
#77 to #7 - fnordyy
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dont ruin it you faggot
dont ruin it you faggot
#107 to #77 - azsx
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from?
User avatar #27 to #7 - tenfatcats
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yea right. then you're gonna tell me that Tyler isn't real.
#72 to #7 - manirock
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That's not true! That's impossible!
User avatar #38 to #7 - frenzysalem
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oh yeah! Well........the Titanic sinks!!!!!
User avatar #137 to #38 - sanguinesolitude
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Thank god titanic is just a movie. That many people dying would have been awful.
#21 to #7 - Omegashenron
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I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
I just finished episode 4!!!! GOddammit!
User avatar #11 to #7 - punnyjunky
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Oh my God are you ******* kidding me? I was actually thinking of watching that anime because of the funny dwarf, but you've just spoiled it all!
User avatar #138 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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anime? dwarf? wat?
User avatar #153 to #138 - folkflunky
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thatsthejoke.UWOTM8
#154 to #153 - sanguinesolitude
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This image has expired
i was hoping so
User avatar #156 to #154 - folkflunky
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We're all stupid sometimes, like me taking something out of the oven without any protection every ******* time.
User avatar #157 to #156 - sanguinesolitude
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hm usually not using protection leads to a bun in the oven. Are you sure you are doing it right?
User avatar #159 to #157 - folkflunky
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That's the point. I don't know why, but every single time I take something out of the oven, I try to grab it without protection. I am not a clever man.
User avatar #161 to #159 - sanguinesolitude
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i was making a sexual joke... i never take things out of the oven without a potholder or the like. When i was a child i taught myself that the oven is full of hot things.
User avatar #162 to #161 - folkflunky
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I didn't recognize the sexual joke (I'm from Ukraine, now I live in Argentina), and I was taught that too, but I still do it. Dunno, maybe I love too much the food.
User avatar #163 to #162 - sanguinesolitude
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fair enough. bun in the oven is american (and british i believe) slang for being pregnant. using protection is a euphemism for wearing a condom.
#165 to #163 - folkflunky
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User avatar #166 to #165 - sanguinesolitude
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not a good day for us
User avatar #167 to #166 - folkflunky
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Today I had to use my AK.
User avatar #147 to #7 - jouten
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Jesus Christ, you just spoiler somebody like thaSNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
User avatar #73 to #7 - jetpistol
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Dude spoiler alert !
#61 to #7 - larski
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2SPOOKY4ME
#20 to #7 - manofparody
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User avatar #15 to #7 - rel
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WHAT? I swear if you tell me Snape kills Dumbledore too, I'm gonna flip a ****.
User avatar #16 to #15 - IamWhoIam
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Snape kills Dumbledore!
User avatar #17 to #16 - rel
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GOD ******* DAMNIT
User avatar #23 to #17 - andrewjla
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Bruce Willis was a ghost...
User avatar #33 to #23 - cshp
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That's not how Die Hard went at all.
User avatar #91 to #17 - virtigo
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Bet you didn't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman, either!
User avatar #113 to #17 - dsgbiohazard
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Tupac never died.
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#1 - bushingenna
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lets get a force thread going
lets get a force thread going
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Fe=(kq1q2)/r^2
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holy ****
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#66 to #5 - cough
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I need the source of that video please!
I need the source of that video please!
User avatar #10 to #1 - anonemous
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F = M x A
#94 to #10 - neurofuzzy
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Pfft
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F=mu*N
#103 to #35 - software
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F = k x
#110 to #103 - draxdiesel
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f=(mv-mu)/t
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F = W / D
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#9 to #2 - vorarephilia
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first gif i ever saved
first gif i ever saved
#45 - huntergriff
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MFW Anakin went over to the dark side
MFW Yoda dies
MFW Darth Vader redeems himself then dies
MFW Order 66
MFW chewie dies in one of the books
#148 to #45 - porksammich
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I cried for a bit when I saw Darth Vader die in Lego Star Wars 2 <_<
User avatar #192 to #148 - huntergriff
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i did too.
User avatar #150 to #45 - darthblam
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Anakin's fall to the dark side was rather ****** in my opinion..
"Oh no! I had a dream of Padme dying! What's that old guy? You know a way to save her? Better destroy the government and murder an academy full of small children!"

And seriously... it was ALL so Anakin could "save" Padme.
User avatar #193 to #150 - andnowducks
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But if you think, he first step to the darkside was when his Mom got kidnapped.
User avatar #179 to #150 - huntergriff
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yeah, but the whole damn movie was just depressing
#155 to #45 - anon id: 22fe008c
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took a ******* Moon to kill him o_O
#109 to #45 - azraelthemage
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Chewbacca dies?
Chewbacca dies?
User avatar #116 to #109 - andnowducks
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Yeah, I'm going to just copy and paste it from the Wookiepeedia on his death.

In 25 ABY, Chewbacca, Han Solo and his youngest son Anakin were sent by Lando Calrissian to pick up a shipment on Sernpidal. When they arrived, the Solos and Chewbacca met an old man, the former mayor of Sernpidal City, who informed them that Dobido was headed on a collision course with Sernpidal and that it was orbiting its host quickly, dropping closer to Sernpidal at regular intervals. While Chewbacca and Han began loading as many people as they could onto the Falcon, Anakin rushed off into Sernpidal City with the mayor in tow. Chewie and Solo managed to evacuate as many people as they could hold, managing to rescue thousands of Sernpidalians, using the Millennium Falcon and various other starships.
Anakin calculated Dobido would collide with Sernpidal in seven hours. This event, unbeknownst to them, was a result of the Yuuzhan Vong tactic, Yo'gand's Core. As the winds picked up, Anakin was knocked into the distance, causing Chewie to run after him. Chewie was able to bring Anakin to safety on the Falcon, but another blast of wind knocked him out of reach. Anakin piloted the Falcon, while his father stood on the entrance ramp hoping to lift Chewie up, but was forced to flee from Sernpidal when he realized it was too late to save Chewie. The Wookiee stood in the moon's trajectory, howling defiantly, and was crushed to death with those Sernpidalians who could not escape. His death drove Han to a resentment of his son Anakin. Han eventually recovered and forgave his son, but the death of his battle-brother and dearest companion would stick with him forever.
#183 to #116 - huntergriff
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User avatar #128 to #109 - sanguinesolitude
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everybody dies eventually
#129 to #128 - azraelthemage
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Not me.
#132 to #129 - sanguinesolitude
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there can only be one
User avatar #180 to #109 - huntergriff
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yeah...one of the books, Takes a ******* moon just to kill the bastard though...he dies saving one of han and leia's sons...who dies anyway at a later time.
#85 to #45 - ohemgeezus
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OMG THANKS FOR SPOILING THEM!
#182 to #85 - huntergriff
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You're welcome random civilian!
You're welcome random civilian!
#100 to #45 - atoma
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Well **** you for spoiling something in book I was never gonna read cuz I'm a ******* casual!
User avatar #111 to #100 - brenton
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You should read it. It's a great book.

Here it is for $3.49 with free shipping within the U.S.

www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=10304085457&searchurl=n%3D100046078%26sts%3Dt%26tn%3Dvector%2Bprime%26x%3D46%26y%3D9
#120 to #111 - dctrpepper
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I totally know RA Salvatore, he's an excellent guy. He wrote this other book called the highwayman which I highly recommend.

inb4 nobody cares
User avatar #123 to #120 - crazylance
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R.A Salvatore, *****, you best be ready, because I love him, and I wanna find the PDF file of Highwayman, any idea where I can get it since I'm so poor and irish?
#125 to #123 - dctrpepper
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User avatar #127 to #125 - crazylance
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Ah, a shame, it doesn't work. Thanks for at least sending a link.
User avatar #149 to #111 - atoma
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I'm norwegian, and I really prefer to buy digital copies
#69 - localcatbarber
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#19 - HaloMythbuster
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"Is that a Health Sword?"
#31 to #19 - anon id: 4ab4b13c
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hehe grumps...
#68 to #31 - drmedic
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#28 to #19 - motherfuckingkenji
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Hold on, wait, excuse me.....



What?
Let me just
let me just think for a second....


No, it's not.
It is the exact OPPOSITE of a health sword.

How the **** do you even get that?
#43 - crazyolitis
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I wonder how expensive those things would be.
I wonder how expensive those things would be.
User avatar #133 to #43 - schneidend
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3000 credits a piece in the Star Wars Saga Edition talbetop RPG.

actshyualy.jpg
User avatar #88 to #43 - brenton
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Each Jedi has to make it themselves, so it would really just be the cost of parts plus a proficient knowledge of The Force. Unless you were to steal one from a Jedi, but good luck with that one.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis
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Grievous seems to be quite good with stealing them.
User avatar #102 to #89 - brenton
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Well the next time you turn into a 12-foot, 75% mechanical monster, let me know. I'd like to see this.
User avatar #104 to #102 - crazyolitis
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Allright, will do.
#51 to #43 - lordaurion
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You have to be force sensitive to use them anyway. But probably as much as a small vehicle.
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User avatar #58 to #51 - crazyolitis
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But how about General Grievous?
User avatar #63 to #58 - sovereignsunkown
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Grievous used lightsabers he stole from the various jedi he murdered.
because apparently he was just THAT awesome
#60 to #58 - lordaurion
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Special snowflake rules.
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i laughed harder at that gif than pretty much anything else all day. take all the thumbs
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ive never laughed so soul-lessly.......