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#16 - trollins (06/15/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Why are people so defensive on if they have foreskin or not?
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
is that how it works? circumcision takes away 20% of your penis? I was under the impression it took away the ugly ass foreskin and makes it more appealing to women in general. my bad
#2 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2013) [-]
Butthurt because some old man jewish cut your penis?
#65 - buttholee (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being a rabbi isn't that bad of a job...

I mean, I hear it's good pay, plus you get to keep the tip!
#54 - adu ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The female equivalent of a circumcision would be removing the outer labia. Like the foreskin, it served as excess skin that acted as protection, but became unnecessary once people developed things like pants and undergarments. Partner preferences can swing either way, and there are advantages and disadvantages to most.   
   
But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound 						*******					 retarded.
The female equivalent of a circumcision would be removing the outer labia. Like the foreskin, it served as excess skin that acted as protection, but became unnecessary once people developed things like pants and undergarments. Partner preferences can swing either way, and there are advantages and disadvantages to most.

But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound ******* retarded.
#38 - mrjimmyhush ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
" Excuse me! Why the skin off the penis?"   
   
                "We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."   
   
~Robin Williams
" Excuse me! Why the skin off the penis?"

"We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."

~Robin Williams
#56 - allinall (06/16/2013) [+] (22 replies)
It may just be because Im a woman, but I've never gotten why guys get so defensive over their foreskin, or lack thereof
It may just be because Im a woman, but I've never gotten why guys get so defensive over their foreskin, or lack thereof
#23 - nexdemise ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
#95 - johnylingo (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ya when i got circumcised my father was impatient, when he asked an ETA the doctor said it wont be long now


my fathers favorite joke
#105 - gardenmanly (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You fool... posting something about foreskin...   
   
DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
You fool... posting something about foreskin...

DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
#43 - floppyturd (06/16/2013) [-]
i have been circumcised but im not jewish
i have been circumcised but im not jewish
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#83 to #81 - durkadurka ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Woah there buddy, just take a deep breath and count to ten. It'll be okay.
Woah there buddy, just take a deep breath and count to ten. It'll be okay.
User avatar #21 - whycanticaps (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got circumcised, but I'm not jewish
User avatar #92 - skysailor (06/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm circumcised. I don't really care if other people are or not seeing as I'm a straight male.


Why do people argue about this?
User avatar #79 - joshlol (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't want to meet a man that's 20% foreskin if I'm being honest.
User avatar #67 - coolioplasm (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jewish men can't resist anything 20% off either. Does this mean that all male jews are gay? or bisexual?
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#112 - solarisofcelestia (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mentioning something as being 20% better summons Rainbow Dash. She is 20% cooler after all.
Mentioning something as being 20% better summons Rainbow Dash. She is 20% cooler after all.
User avatar #114 to #112 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
Literally how ******* unnecessary are ponies right now.
#141 - lazaman (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was cut.   
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.   
   
But as a gay man, I love all penis.   
   
Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.    
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.   
   
Can't all our dicks just get along?
I was cut.
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.

But as a gay man, I love all penis.

Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.

Can't all our dicks just get along?
User avatar #100 - llamagaga (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lolwut

I never knew men argued about circumcision

You learn somethin' new every day, I suppose
#143 to #111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
Because periods are so much better
User avatar #29 - dkkhafif (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im jewish and this is hillarious. Just wanted to state that b4 this content becomes front page and ********** start to brew
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