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buttholee (06/16/2013) [-] 
Being a rabbi isn't that bad of a job...
I mean, I hear it's good pay, plus you get to keep the tip!
I mean, I hear it's good pay, plus you get to keep the tip!
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adu (06/16/2013) [-] The female equivalent of a circumcision would be removing the outer labia. Like the foreskin, it served as excess skin that acted as protection, but became unnecessary once people developed things like pants and undergarments. Partner preferences can swing either way, and there are advantages and disadvantages to most.
But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound ******* retarded.
But the most important thing to keep in mind is, you're not the one who decided whether or not you kept your foreskin, your parents are. Bragging about it makes you sound ******* retarded.
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VideotapeAxed (06/16/2013) [-] removing the outer labia doesn't sound that bad to getting your clit off with a rusty razor blade then getting sewn back up with no anaesthesia leading to infections at best and a painful bloody death at worst. 0/10 would not recommend.
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vaginalentry (06/16/2013) [-] there actually is female circumcision in some countries in Africa and the Middle East it involves removing the clitoris so the women has no reason to cheat for pleasure, because she gets almost none...
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doctadeathbench (06/16/2013) [-] well I dont have a say in this since they really had to remove my foreskin
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burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-] I don't think you know what it's like to be cut from the sound of what you are saying about it. On the same note I wouldn't know about being uncut I suppose.
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theist (06/16/2013) [-] I don't know what it feels like, that's true. What I do know is that the average uncut person has a greater sexual experience and in general, is more sensitive than a cut person. Do some research on it, it's true. The foreskin is extremely sensitive. Kinda feel sorry for you cut people.
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burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-] I kinda like mine just fine. My sensitivity is so high that sometimes its painful if a girl isn't careful doing some things. I'd almost hate to think of being more sensitive but I dunno.
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gardenmanly (06/16/2013) [-] You fool... posting something about foreskin...
DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
DON'T YOU REALIZED THAT YOU'VE DOOMED THE COMMENT SECTION TO AN ETERNAL MEANINGLESS ARGUMENT?!
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shamrockbandit [OP](06/16/2013) [-] Looks like I just picked up a big bouquet of OOPSIE DAISIES
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johnylingo ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-] ya when i got circumcised my father was impatient, when he asked an ETA the doctor said it wont be long now
my fathers favorite joke
my fathers favorite joke
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burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-] That reminds me of a story my friend's mom told me for some reason when I visited. She told me they botched his circumcision somehow so his is like one inch long. Then he commented that he was as wide as a pop can. They were all very high at the time of the story but weird crap like that is normal for them. Thinking back, now I understand a bit why I don't see them much anymore.
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mrjimmyhush (06/16/2013) [-] " Excuse me! Why the skin off the penis?"
"We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."
~Robin Williams
"We're traveling, people. You don't want sand in there."
~Robin Williams
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allinall (06/16/2013) [-] It may just be because Im a woman, but I've never gotten why guys get so defensive over their foreskin, or lack thereof
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guymandude (06/16/2013) [-] Since you're a woman, I would have thought that you would understand above anyone else.
Men are only defensive about it because a lot of women have a preference as to which "type" of penis they like, so men often start thinking that one "type" is better.
Men are only defensive about it because a lot of women have a preference as to which "type" of penis they like, so men often start thinking that one "type" is better.
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potatotown (06/16/2013) [-] I dont, i take that im uncircumcised with pride, because my parents cared about me and didnt want part of my dick cut off, and how its pointless to do so
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ilovemyguns (06/16/2013) [-] Yeah, I had a circumcision, never think about it ever. No reason to, I already know I'm better, no need to ponder it.
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coolioplasm (06/16/2013) [-] Jewish men can't resist anything 20% off either. Does this mean that all male jews are gay? or bisexual?
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skysailor (06/16/2013) [-] I'm circumcised. I don't really care if other people are or not seeing as I'm a straight male.
Why do people argue about this?
Why do people argue about this?
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burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-] Because the opposite of me is just gross looking!!!!!!!!!!!
for those that couldn't tell that is a joke about what many of the fights seem to be about over circumcision.
for those that couldn't tell that is a joke about what many of the fights seem to be about over circumcision.
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-] I care because it cut off thousands of nerve endings and a piece of me before I could stand up for myself. It serves as a reminder to me of why I dislike people who blindly follow their beliefs to the point of mutilation of their own children's bodies.
(and thus, an atheist was born)
(and thus, an atheist was born)
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-] Whether or not you're circumcised shouldn't determine the size of the head of your dick...
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-] Not useless skin though.
It has thousands of nerve endings and makes sexual pleasure more pleasurable.
It has thousands of nerve endings and makes sexual pleasure more pleasurable.
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lorddarkskull (06/16/2013) [-] Used to. Now it's irrelevant, and something that was useful previously that is unnecessary got fused to religion and hung on tight for dear life. With modern day hygiene there is no purpose to it.
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WtfStrawberries (06/16/2013) [-] If you are uncircumsized you are more likely to get std's.
I still think it's pretty useful.
I still think it's pretty useful.
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lorddarkskull (06/16/2013) [-] Maybe in developing nations without proper hygiene, but the world has changed a lot since this tradition was invented.
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linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-] I'm circumcised. All the men in my family are circumcised. It's always just been a normal part of life for me. Just like having a foreskin is just a normal part of life for some other guys. Unlike some people, I am not mad at my grandparents for having me circumcised. They did what they felt was right, and I respect their choice. I'm not mad about being who I am, nor am I ashamed of being cut.
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certifiedidiot (06/16/2013) [-] Why not just leave it intact and leave it to the kid if he wants to take a razor blade to his dick later on life?
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sidekickman (06/16/2013) [-] I agree, but you can change what's been done. Might as well just deal with it like a man.
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linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-] Well unless you do foreskin restoration. I've considered it, but I couldn't really get myself to do it. I think it's sort of like how some people who are uncut feel. "This is my natural stat, so why should I change it."
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sidekickman (06/16/2013) [-] I think it's a worse decision to get a restoration. I mean honestly, chicks don't care - and if they do, they're not worth it anyways.
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thegamefaceman (06/16/2013) [-] Same here man. It's just been a family thing, we're not jewish or anything. And hey, easier to keep clean and **** too.
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linktheherooftime (06/16/2013) [-] I agree. I feel like I've never really been mad mostly because I trusted my grandparent's decision enough to where I didn't really worry about it. Also were not really religious or anything either. Well, my grandma was raised Catholic, and my grandpa Pentecostal. Funny thing is, my grandpa isn't a very religious man. I think that's probably where I get my religious views from. We've never really gone to church, and I think we both agree that there really isn't any sure fire way of us knowing if there truly is a higher power.
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lazaman (06/16/2013) [-] I was cut.
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.
But as a gay man, I love all penis.
Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.
Can't all our dicks just get along?
Honestly I like it this way, My dick is built perfectly to be cut.
But as a gay man, I love all penis.
Cut, uncut. Long, short. Thick, thin.
Just as long as the owner has an XY chromosome set and isn't gross.
Can't all our dicks just get along?
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burningsmurfs (06/16/2013) [-] I think like 90% of guys in the U.S. from a certain range of years got circumcised. I forget what the thing was that started it but I remember researching it for some crappy class. I wonder when they started making it something you had to request and pay extra for.
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dkkhafif (06/15/2013) [-] Im jewish and this is hillarious. Just wanted to state that b4 this content becomes front page and ********** start to brew
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JoshOwnsAll (06/15/2013) [-] why would ********** brew...
any jew that complains or bitches about this has his head stuck so far up his ass as any politician.
(I'm jewish too)
any jew that complains or bitches about this has his head stuck so far up his ass as any politician.
(I'm jewish too)
