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Funny junk dream. Thanks everyone for all your support! This is my dream to be app developer and I'm hoping to make enough money to pay for some ad's to get my

Thanks everyone for all your support!

This is my dream to be app developer and I'm hoping to make enough money to pay for some ad's
to get my app out there.

First post I did
/funny_pictures/4205201/Game+Queue/

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Hi funnyj unk
Last year I made a post about an
idea I had for an app balled
t I Game queue
I wanted to thank everyone for
their feedback and let you know
my app is out on android and
TOS and is free.
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Haaii note:
be Miah tll -
tbl
Please give it a go and
ocmment below for any
games you would like
added
If this post gets to 1000 Thumbs T
will put supported by
app and website
on my
Thanks again for all your support
and positive feedback
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#27 - bensho
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Your app is broken. All these dates are wrong! It says Metro Last Light came out 16/5/2013. There's not even 16 months in a year!
#404 to #27 - trollypollyz
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#102 to #27 - anon id: 854ef2dc
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its formatted day month year not month day year
#140 to #102 - donkeybonerz
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And now we all thumb down another ****** because the last ****** wasn't really a ******, ******.
And now we all thumb down another ****** because the last ****** wasn't really a ******, ******.
User avatar #303 to #102 - meganinja
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It's formatted year, month, day.

Lrn2 Japan idiot
#208 to #27 - anon id: 98cd8f91
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It goes Day,Month,Year.
Some people do it this way.
You. Dense. Mother. ******.
#413 to #208 - rooxass
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Comment Picture
#242 to #27 - anon id: a7ea24be
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Americans, What noobs its DAY/MONTH/YEAR
#348 to #27 - anon id: a8434586
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, because Merika.
#349 to #27 - anon id: a63c34d9
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he is british... people in england put the day then month then year
#382 to #349 - theist
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Jesus Christ... this is you right now.
User avatar #422 to #382 - askafj
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Don't make Jesus a part of this
User avatar #421 to #349 - diverdee
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Not only the pomes do it. Mostly everybody outside of 'Murica does it...
User avatar #271 to #27 - capinsquiggles
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At first look I was filled with udder rage at you, then it clicked and I was like "oh, lol"
User avatar #407 to #271 - fargone
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I was going to post a picture of udders, but they looked weird.
User avatar #409 to #407 - krasnogvardiech
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(06/16/2013) [-]
He was milking it for all its worth.
#401 to #27 - anon id: 59c3b3f8
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(06/16/2013) [-]
******* RETARD. 16th May you uneducated faggot.
#411 to #401 - atrumaliger
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User avatar #424 to #27 - syrenthra
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damn you ben and your thumbs
#450 to #27 - hinedodmansmith **User deleted account**
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User avatar #451 to #450 - bensho
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(06/22/2013) [-]
******, this comment is from days ago, and the joke is quite obvious by now.
User avatar #93 to #27 - penismunchernohomo
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Well, besides the murica joke, I think OP should put a regional date system thingy cause you know that is cool n stuff.
#174 to #27 - ordog
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I was preparing a massive rant against Americans but then I saw your pic. All my rage got diffused in an instant.
#157 to #27 - animedudej
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(06/15/2013) [-]
oh you, america! just like football you think everyone else has to have your date format too :p
User avatar #164 to #157 - psykobear
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Hey.... hey! Anime kid
It was a joke.
#170 to #164 - animedudej
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(06/15/2013) [-]
this was a joke as well so calm yo tits bear
User avatar #172 to #170 - psykobear
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When you don't post the meme face that he used, it's kind of hard to tell. I can't hear the sarcasm in your voice.
#176 to #172 - animedudej
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(06/15/2013) [-]
(Scandinavia and the world is aweome btw)
#179 to #176 - psykobear
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Good to know.
User avatar #276 to #172 - snowshark
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Well, look at it like this.

If you don't know if it's a joke or not, assume it is a joke. It's always better to think the best of people, even if you fear the worst.
User avatar #430 to #276 - contradiction
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apparently, because if you don't everyone hates you lol.
User avatar #431 to #430 - snowshark
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Well, this is a site where jokes are the main reason people come here. They come here to laugh, not to be put down by pointless arguing. It's why so many "feels" posts get to the frontpage, because they want to feel good, not bad.
User avatar #433 to #431 - contradiction
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well to be honest it was kind of hard to tell if it was a joke. when you cant tell if someone is joking then it turns into an argument.
but you already went over it with that other guy
people on FJ sometimes just thumb down people for no reason.
User avatar #434 to #433 - snowshark
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So? If you think it's not a joke then why bother posting something hurtful in the first place. From the looks of thing, other people seem to have been able to tell if it was a joke or not, either that or they just assumed it was a joke in the first place.

The stupid America reaction pic combined with the old as dirt joke (about how America always has the date the wrong way round) and the unneeded emphasis on the last sentence give a pretty clear understanding that this is meant to be a joke constructed around the concept of hyperbole.

Also, if you have a thick enough skin, everything is a joke to you, even insults. It doesn't matter if someone's being a cunt because you don't take it personally, rather you find joy and humour in it. That's the kind of person it takes to make the most of the internet. Wether you are sure it's a joke or not, it is still always a joke, because that's how real men roll.
User avatar #435 to #434 - contradiction
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it was mainly the football part(im not saying you have to like it, its pretty normal to not like a sport). i absolutely hate the Rugby/soccer elitists that bash everything.Sorry, it was just an assumption. and it is just so old too me that it isn't even funny.
but other then that i can understand jokes...just like i understood the joke from the guy up top.
User avatar #439 to #435 - snowshark
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Eh, that's fair dos, dude. Whilst I do feel Football and Rugby are better than American Football, I don't think it's worthwhile to start meaningless arguments over it like some people do. The sports are very much tied into the differing cultures across the Atlantic and whilst American Football isn't very popular elsewhere, that's probably because it is so uniquely geared to the American tastes, just like Baseball.

From that sense, to say one is definitively better than the other is to deny the sociological backdrop to the sports which differs so greatly cross-culture.

But, people find the most trivial and meaningless differences to piddle about with instead of looking for the important similarities. Racism is alive and well in the form of discrimination and it doesn't seem to be going away any time soon. At least there are sensible types that know what's worth looking for in people, eh?

I think that's the important thing to take away from this, that you should try to be the sensible guy in the melee. After all, a fight never fought is a fight won.
User avatar #441 to #439 - contradiction
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its just annoying when people bash on something with the worst reasons. I have to say something. If i read your original comment as a joke i would laugh but i read it as if you were serious.
User avatar #442 to #441 - snowshark
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I think that may be a cultural thing too. I get the impression you are from the US. In the US it's pretty common to speak out about things like that, however in other countries that's not the case.

I'm not saying this is always the case because we both know that's just not true, but I think you should consider that you don't have to say something, simply because you really don't need to. Just accept that sometimes people are jerks and it's really not worth getting involved. The ability to make the distinction between when you should or should not step in is tricky to learn but it's worthwhile to get to grips with it.

For me, I only step in when I think the person I am talking to can really get something from what I say. I don't go in to insult people or to defend people, rather I go in to try and find the common ground or to help people understand.

If someone is just blatantly bashing something you care about, leave them be. If they seem like they just don't understand it and may be open to a good word or two, that's when you step in to help because sometimes people are simply unreceptive to advice, no matter how well-reasoned it is. The trick is that they need to respect you if they're going to pay attention to you and angry screaming racists, religious nutballs and the like are unlikely to respect you.

That respect is earned through calm words, perhaps the occasional joke, and a bespoke conversation geared to their tastes and intellectual levels. I.E: Treating them with respect. You shouldn't expect respect from people who you yourself do not respect.

However irritating or annoying they may be, biting at their heels will do no good if they don't respect you, so there's no point in diving head-first into those kinds of conflicts.

I realise I'm a tad long-winded, so sorry about that, but I do feel these kinds of conversations are important in making people better and even if you take nothing from it, it does me good to straighten my thoughts out like this.
User avatar #443 to #442 - contradiction
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(06/17/2013) [-]
sorry, its just me i guess. Sometimes i leave things, but a lot of the times i just cant. especially because of the whole sports thing. i mean if it can turn into a calm discussion like we are having right now thats fine. i dont want it to turn into a full blown argument, i just want to get an opinion in there. and if we never agree then it will turn into an argument. Yes it may be pointless but i guess it is in my nature to speak out against something i see wrong even if it doesnt really do anything.
Anyways, you seem like an intelligent person and not someone who is ignorant so i respect you. thats why this conversation isnt a heated argument.
User avatar #444 to #443 - snowshark
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Aye, I practice what I preach. I'll say this though, does your opinion really matter to these people or, perhaps more importantly, do what they think of your opinion matter to you.

E.G: In this whole sports debate, everyone on both sides has more than likely heard a lot, if not all of the arguments that the other side cares to throw at them. Do you have faith that your opinion is going to affect anything?

Granted, the ability and willingness to stand out against the wrongs of life is shockingly important and altogether too rare these days, but is the ever-continual debate about which sport is best sport really worth dropping in another opinion to get lost amongst the rest when there are far more interesting and rewarding discussions to have? Or perhaps, if you do wish to have conversations about which sport is best sport, you may want to consider how worthwhile that discussion will be in the long-run.

I imagine that you and I can both hold a beyond decent conversation about sports and the like, both bringing different views to the table and different angles on many things, but does Jackbower214#snoopdog who is cussing out the US for being pussies and wearing body armour and naming Football Football when the ball rarely even touches their feet worth the time it would take to talk with him, or the possible frustrations you would receive from even trying to reason with him in his current state?

Opinions are powerful and important things that define who we, as human beings, are and how we perceive the world around us. However, just like all good things, they must be used carefully and in moderation. Tempered by facts and good company. Your opinion carries no less weight because you do not state it to every Tom, Dick and Harry.

I'm not going to tell you what to do or what not to do, but I do hope the points I raised here today at least serve as food for thought. And sorry for the novels, brevity has never been my strong suit.
User avatar #446 to #444 - contradiction
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i argue not because it matters to them, but because it matters to me. i just cant let some things go without saying something. at least in person i ignore many things but since it is the internet and i do remain anonymous for the most part, i pretty much can argue with no consequence(except for some red thumbs). and i dont consider either sport the better sport. i dont think football is better than rugby or vice versa. i just hate when people say the most ignorant things. If someone doesnt enjoy the sport i like thats perfectly fine, we all have different tastes. But if someone just goes off and starts hating on a sport because they are arrogant and believe they are superior and post something so ignorant then i have to say something. Again its for my sake, yes it will be lost in the internet, yes the guy im arguing with will probably forget about it in an hour. but i cant let some ignorant statement go as i have said before.
User avatar #449 to #446 - snowshark
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Eh, fair enough.

I maintain that it is better not to bicker but fair dos.
User avatar #315 to #157 - contradiction
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(06/16/2013) [-]
hence the giant american flag, its a joke. plus what does this have to do with football?
User avatar #131 to #27 - imnotkickthecat
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You damn communists run your date system as backwards as you run your counties.
#392 to #27 - tdotlegitz
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if you didnt add the picture of the last bold sentence, you would probably have -500 thumbs
#398 to #27 - anon id: 75412586
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your an idiot its dd/mm/year
#410 to #398 - yourafaggotharry
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#42 to #27 - yukitsumi
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I'm not sure why you're getting thumbed down, dude. I get the joke you're making. I live in the US and I'm not being butt hurt about a simple joke, so thumb up for you to try and ease the pain.
User avatar #68 to #42 - bensho
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It was simply because it was a lame joke. The only reason I have positive thumbs now is because you made it appear as if people were wrongly thumbing me down. I essentially got mercy thumbs.
So thanks for that.
#83 to #68 - yukitsumi
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Woah dang, I wasn't keeping an eye on this. No need to thank me, I just think people realized they were wrong in thumbing you down. I'm glad it's turned around though, my friend.
User avatar #209 to #83 - snowshark
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Nah, dude. Posting a "Saving Comment" like that really changes the way people see comments.

Personally (being from the UK and getting this kind of joke a lot) I don't mind it, neither do you apparently. The many thumbs are as much in protest against the butthurt faggot as they are towards the... not really laugh-out-loud funny but still titter-enducing joke.
#270 to #209 - yukitsumi
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Geez I never realized. Whenever I come back to this his thumbs shoot up. I'm glad he was saved, never did something like this before. Also I didn't realize I got so many thumbs too! Thank you to everyone.
#423 to #270 - bensho
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Holy butts, #1 Comment. I couldn't have done this without you, yukitsumi.   
thank you
Holy butts, #1 Comment. I couldn't have done this without you, yukitsumi.
thank you
#429 to #423 - yukitsumi
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That is awesome. I'm in top 150, I can't believe this. Mind blowing.
#50 - anoncannotvote
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(06/15/2013) [-]
>reads free
>goes to app store
>sees 0,89€
#55 to #50 - comanderspy
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get the lite version silly!
#96 to #55 - anon id: d795d063
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you're the reason why the game industry is ******.
#135 to #96 - comanderspy
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why...?
why...?
#236 to #135 - asftrooper
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I think most people were thumbing you down because of the pony pic
User avatar #239 to #236 - comanderspy
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yeah, i know that, i have a couple of other posts to counter the down votes so im fine (i like my thumbs ok!) but why... why am i the reason vidya gaems are ******?
User avatar #405 to #239 - sidekickman
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I think you should read a few more comments before posting some of your own
#221 to #96 - anon id: 12cbcb27
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Err... did you ever got an Idevice? Because you really don't know what a "lite version" is... And you know, the video game industry isn't going down.
User avatar #103 to #50 - ProWig
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there are like 4 different ones who was the developer
#88 - chosenonex
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Free my ass. Just checked the app store and its 99 cents.
Free my ass. Just checked the app store and its 99 cents.
#344 to #88 - moonbugy [OP]
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Game Queue lite is free one. sorry for confusion
#414 to #344 - rossbelfast
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You got my hopes up
You got my hopes up
#420 to #414 - moonbugy [OP]
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It does the exact same thing.
#152 to #88 - moonbugy [OP]
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Game queue lite is free version
#234 to #88 - nightlynutria
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#219 to #88 - tomscooter
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there you go
User avatar #100 to #88 - thecakeisaliereal
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Let me guess...You have an iOS device...?
User avatar #37 - nozepicker
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I say we need a FunnyJunk app.
User avatar #63 to #37 - infamoustrapper
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.....why. There's already a mobile site.
User avatar #97 to #63 - garentei
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which sucks donkey balls
User avatar #132 to #63 - davvi
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it's funny how even if you're off hating board you only get red thumbs
User avatar #188 to #132 - infamoustrapper
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Isn't it great?
User avatar #189 to #188 - davvi
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did you get an im thing from me? i suddenly have a box on my bottom right corner but don't know if it works
User avatar #94 to #37 - lolzordz
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that way we can watch funnyjunk at home and outside!
User avatar #214 to #37 - wizzerdofaus
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there's FJ mobile, but it's kinda ****, missing several features, DJ 4DM1N is "working on it", but he's a massive faggot and probably won't finish it, because he's never finished anything before.
User avatar #230 to #37 - pwoneill
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DJ 4DM1N was working on one, it just seemed to have low demand, I wouldn't mind one though
#351 to #37 - anon id: d0343a75
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There already is but it sucks. They should update it because right now it's just taking newest uploads or random funny pics, not top funny pics.
#358 to #37 - anon id: e4983818
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iFunny is basically funnyjunk.
User avatar #204 to #37 - posttwo
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its harder to make an app then a mobile site, you need to support mutiple platforms and devices. If FJs devs cant make a mobile site not suck they will not be able to make an app that works
User avatar #128 to #37 - zombiefied
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they finally turned the site into a mobile site, but its not that great
User avatar #417 to #128 - christopherdolan
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it's horsecock*
#1 - wickkles
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Party on my man. Love the idea.
Party on my man. Love the idea.
User avatar #266 to #1 - rustyoldrainbow
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(06/16/2013) [-]
sauce for gif. ?
User avatar #326 to #266 - wickkles
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Honestly, I found it on the gay board. No idea bro.
User avatar #395 to #326 - fuckingtrolls
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What were you doing on gay board without my permission?
User avatar #415 to #395 - wickkles
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Not masturbating...
#32 - thatguynextdoooor
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Are there no love for windows phone?
#169 to #32 - moonbugy [OP]
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soon
#368 to #32 - anon id: a3a20ed6
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WP is actually one of the best OS i've used, but Jollas Sailfish will be incredible.
User avatar #36 to #32 - prycebear
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Im so saddened for WP, why wont people love it!?
User avatar #45 to #36 - noket
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i know right? i worked for nokia-WP last week, i thought that WP was lame.. but after a week using a Lumia 620 i have to say that i find WP much more easier than Android a IOs..
User avatar #47 to #45 - baryonyxer
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Windows Phone master race
User avatar #299 to #47 - theprocrastibator
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Damn straight. I have a Nokia Lumia 920. Such a kickass phone.
User avatar #89 to #36 - drunkasaurus
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It has 6% marketshare so it's not doing too badly
#34 to #32 - roxasbaby
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Comment Picture
User avatar #38 - messerauditore
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so it's literally just a countdown for various games?
#123 - noutvissers
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**** you and your 'free' app, OP.
**** you and your 'free' app, OP.
#241 to #123 - anon id: 8bb6776b
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There is a lite version.
#48 - bitchpleaseshutup
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My phone broke 2 days ago
#57 to #48 - comanderspy
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Comment Picture
#134 - omnomsaade
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"Free"