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She Wants the Dick

Today, I was riding a hike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came gut and asked " was
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Submitted: 06/15/2013
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#1 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
thirst meang desperte
#4 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I ******* hate muslim immigration to Europe, You don't now how much Muslims destroy European countries and cities. Did you know Muslims teenagers hate the European country their in and burn the country's flag? Did you know Muslims want Sharia law in Europe? Muslims are majority in crimes, rape, abuse and more. We need to get these filthy people out or its to late. Muslims will be majority in 2050.
User avatar #5 to #4 - riggyrigs (06/15/2013) [-]
this has nothing to do with the post,.
#10 - harshy ONLINE (06/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
at least you weren't hit a dog
at least you weren't hit a dog
User avatar #15 to #12 - imahugecunt (06/15/2013) [-]
You've gotta love how the dog just casually stands up and walks away, wagging his tail.
#40 - thechosentroll (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Who the **** gets hit by a ******* truck and then not only survives, but is also well enough to flirt? Wonder woman?
#36 - danielscqro (06/15/2013) [-]
was the truck driver russian?
User avatar #51 - minsheme (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Note that he said "A bike" and not "my bike" which proves the truck driver would have said "get in the truck" had this man not be black.
User avatar #17 - kabuthefox (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else press Ctrl+H to see what it did?
#62 - thewisedane (06/19/2013) [-]
This thread.
This thread.
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#50 - ddylann (06/16/2013) [-]
so when thirsty is used in the context of women it means they are thirsty for the d right?
User avatar #48 - idkijustdo (06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe the driver is gay.
Maybe the girl is actually 12 years old.
Or maybe the girl is just ugly.
#47 - yuukoku (06/15/2013) [-]
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oh... so "Crlt_H" brings up my history! ...I was never aware of that...
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wait, is this a guy or a chick, he could have seen a chick and been gay, or it could have been a guy and been like WTF!?
User avatar #43 to #34 - YugiDork (06/15/2013) [-]
"by Anonymous (woman)"
User avatar #32 - henryfordthegod (06/15/2013) [-]
man
#28 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
the lightbulb, lol
User avatar #26 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/15/2013) [-]
thirsty bishhhhh
#6 - iderstine (06/15/2013) [-]
I read this in a guys perspective. I was incredibly confused as to why he thought he was gay.
User avatar #44 - krazyfunning (06/15/2013) [-]
I would not try to flirt if i got hit by a truck I'd be pissed
User avatar #31 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/15/2013) [-]
Thirsty, meaning: wanting a mate, desperately.

Example: Damn, girl! You are the thirstiest person in the world.
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