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#240 - ofmiceandmen (06/15/2013) [-]
Glorious high metabolism master race.
#451 to #240 - creosote (06/15/2013) [-]
Dude, having a fast metabolism is awful. I haven't gained weight since the 7th grade.
User avatar #533 to #451 - mattseven (06/15/2013) [-]
Lucky you... I gain weight when I eat salad....
#531 to #451 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
you can gain weight if you lift.
#388 to #240 - cooldudexy (06/15/2013) [-]
i has a high metabolism and i eat like a snorlax on weed
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User avatar #607 to #317 - ofmiceandmen (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm 23. Still going strong.
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User avatar #612 to #611 - ofmiceandmen (06/16/2013) [-]
Well then that would not be dependent on age now would it?
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User avatar #614 to #613 - ofmiceandmen (06/16/2013) [-]
Still not dependent on age which was what you were originally trying to say.
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User avatar #622 to #615 - ofmiceandmen (06/16/2013) [-]
I realize metabolism slows with age, but that comes at like age 30-40. 20-30 is the peak physical time of your life. Saying my metabolic activity will slow when I hit my 20's is just wrong. Also I was saying the reasons you were giving me were not age related, not metabolism in general. Everyone knows that metabolism slows as you age. Not once you hit 20 though.
User avatar #413 to #317 - nitsuan ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Only happens if you treat yourself like literal **** ...
#306 to #240 - itsbendingtime (06/15/2013) [-]
Meh the whole metabolism thing is kind of a myth.
Men have generally faster metabolisms than women, but the overall change in your daily calories burned off varies by only a few hundred between "slow metabolism" and "fast metabolism".
#459 to #306 - creosote (06/15/2013) [-]
You're completely wrong, I'm afraid. I have met people who hardly eat yet they're as bloated as a blowfish, and I eat constantly, hardly exercise, and I'm skinnier than any girl I've ever met.
You're completely wrong, I'm afraid. I have met people who hardly eat yet they're as bloated as a blowfish, and I eat constantly, hardly exercise, and I'm skinnier than any girl I've ever met.
#590 to #459 - itsbendingtime (06/16/2013) [-]
so anecdotal evidence is worth more than medical studies?
ok then buddy, ok.
User avatar #631 to #590 - creosote (06/17/2013) [-]
Give me a medical study that supports your claim.
#632 to #631 - itsbendingtime (06/17/2013) [-]
Fat people who claim not to eat a lot simply underestimate how much they eat, and overestimate how much they exercise.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1454084
User avatar #633 to #632 - creosote (06/17/2013) [-]
That's a pretty small test group, but that is interesting and it makes sense. Hopefully they'll do more studies on it, maybe on the psychological side. I'd be interested to see what they find out. It'd also be nice if they were to study us smaller folk and to figure out what's going wrong there, because if my inability to gain weight entirely lies with the difference between how much I exercise and how much I think I exercise or how much I eat and how much I think I eat, I'd love to know so I could make that change.
User avatar #392 to #306 - garentei (06/15/2013) [-]
You are so wrong.
#272 to #240 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Those guys aren't thin enough for the high metabolism master race... Filthy casuals, with their muscle...
User avatar #455 to #272 - zombiefied (06/15/2013) [-]
I have high metabolism and lift/wrestle , so I have big muscles.
User avatar #394 to #272 - garentei (06/15/2013) [-]
so you're saying people with high metabolism can't build muscles?
#568 to #394 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, I do lots of exercise, and lift some, but I don't get bigger, I just get defined, like... I have a six pack, lean arms and chest muscles, but I never seem to put on actual bulk no matter how much I eat, it is just hard.
User avatar #269 to #240 - ismellnewfag (06/15/2013) [-]
Where are the fat peasants?
User avatar #316 to #269 - nicoquitemad (06/15/2013) [-]
They're still trying to get up the stairs.
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