The Games just got Real. . When I am President an the United States, wwill create tho. Department at Letting everyone down.. Wait, isn't that already the Department of Education? The Games just got Real When I am President an the United States wwill create tho Department at Letting everyone down Wait isn't that already of Education?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - quazyjash
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(06/14/2013) [-]
Wait, isn't that already the Department of Education?
User avatar #10 - Nightelfbane
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(06/15/2013) [-]
ahahahahahaha i played this game a few weeks ago

"in a world ravaged by brown people, our only home is white people"

i didnt win
User avatar #28 to #10 - OOOnelsonOOO
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(06/15/2013) [-]
The next superhero duo: Dead babies and coat hanger abortions
User avatar #46 to #28 - Nightelfbane
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Michael Jackson's last thoughts were about Switching to Geico

sadly, i didnt play that card. which sucks because if i had i would have gotten that card
User avatar #69 to #46 - RamzaBeoulve
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Michael Jackson's last thoughts were about Michael Jackson always wins with me.
#45 to #10 - anon id: 15a7ccd7
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I never truly understood "date rape" until I experienced "a big black dick"
#73 to #10 - ryuryu
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(06/15/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
User avatar #23 to #10 - YllekNayr
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(06/15/2013) [-]
only salvation*
User avatar #29 to #23 - OOOnelsonOOO
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Solace*
Glad i have the box sitting right beside me...
User avatar #61 to #29 - YllekNayr
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I have been bested.
User avatar #78 to #61 - Nightelfbane
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(06/15/2013) [-]
you and OOOnelsonOOO are arguing over synonyms while ignoring that i said "home" instead of "hope"
User avatar #81 to #78 - YllekNayr
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(06/16/2013) [-]
No, that was actually the point of my original comment. Only salvation* rather than home.
User avatar #33 to #10 - retardedboss
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Mecha-Hitler always wins. Always.
User avatar #25 to #10 - blokrokker
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I won a round with this black card: ___ + ___ = ___
My three cards were: old people; Auschwitz; grandfather's ashes
User avatar #67 to #25 - theuglypanda
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Never before have I ever seen such a perfect combination in CAH
User avatar #68 to #67 - blokrokker
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I know, right? It was a miracle, I'm telling you.
User avatar #18 - thewolfrunner
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Remember watching some friends play this game. The subject card (or whatever) was "High-Five Bro!"

Someone put down "Chainsaws for hands" and another put down "Amputees."
#4 - joshofsouls
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Anyone up for a game?
pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp (online version)
I'll start a room with my name, the password will be funnyjunk.
#6 to #4 - anon id: 68b7115b
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(06/15/2013) [-]
game still going?
User avatar #9 to #4 - tispartaxd
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I will start a game with the same password.
#5 to #4 - tacotwelvepack [OP] **User deleted account**
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User avatar #27 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
_____ + _____= _____

My winning answer: A big black dick + A bigger back dick = All this blood
User avatar #48 to #27 - accomplishment
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(06/15/2013) [-]
always the best combo when you come up with those two
User avatar #49 to #48 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is a favorite.
So is YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
User avatar #50 to #49 - accomplishment
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Won my final card with that one. Works for everthing. That and "Elf cum". I was at an anime convention a few weeks ago and we had a room set up with 10 tables of 8-10 people and for some reason our table ended up yelling ELF CUM at the top of our lungs... became an identification technique between us for the rest of the con
User avatar #51 to #50 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome.
I brought my copy for a weekend NG drill. There were 4 of us playing surrounded by my entire platoon laughing along with our choices.
Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is now our nickname for one of our sergeants.
#52 to #51 - surrounded
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(06/15/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME INTO?!?!
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME INTO?!?!
#55 to #52 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
If you're going to stay here...
#57 to #55 - surrounded
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir, remember you need your Potassium as well
Thank you kind sir, remember you need your Potassium as well
User avatar #53 to #51 - accomplishment
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(06/15/2013) [-]
haha ****** excellent
User avatar #54 to #53 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I've written up an Anne Frank card and a Minibus (2 in the front 5 in the back) card. I need to make more.
User avatar #56 to #54 - accomplishment
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I need to get some of my own. That was actually the first time I'd every played, luckily my nonsense won it for me.
User avatar #58 to #56 - kaslin
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(06/15/2013) [-]
In that game nonsense is bestsense.
I've seen some weird ass combo's win just because the CardTzar couldn't stop laughing.
#63 to #27 - carioca
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(06/15/2013) [-]
D-do people have dicks in their backs?
User avatar #60 to #27 - colossusshadow
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Auschwitz + Jerking off into a pool of children's tears = Poorly timed holocaust jokes


My friend Vicky laid this in the first game we ever played.
#12 - joshofsouls
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Alright guys, starting up another game, hopefully more join this time 
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I'll start a room with my name, the password will be funnyjunk.
Alright guys, starting up another game, hopefully more join this time You need to login to view this link
I'll start a room with my name, the password will be funnyjunk.
User avatar #13 to #12 - joshofsouls
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(06/15/2013) [-]
.... pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
**** my space key.
User avatar #72 to #12 - fireyvoidence
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I can't find the room :/
User avatar #86 to #72 - joshofsouls
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Pssst, I have a game open.
User avatar #79 to #72 - joshofsouls
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Well, I doubt I'd keep a game running for 13 hours, haha.
User avatar #80 to #79 - fireyvoidence
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Oh phht
I should really check the time comments were uploaded
User avatar #66 - luckyxiii
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Friends and I played this and the card was "_________, High five bro!" Someone put "Clitoris" in and to this day my friends and I whenever we high five yell "Clitoris, High five bro!"
User avatar #77 - jacobomexicano
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(06/15/2013) [-]
I created the Department of Flying Sex Snakes...wat
#76 - zsabber
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(06/15/2013) [-]
And then people abuse the department to get their fix, licking asian battle monsters
User avatar #74 - sheep
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(06/15/2013) [-]
i had one, it went something like this
"You'll never fully understand the concept of applebees, until you've experienced literally eating ****."