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User avatar #4 - nephritho (06/15/2013) [-]
That will not work
In order to summon you need virgin blood of 6 different people and a virgin pure human soul (use soul gems and magnets) and a goat.
Use the virgins blood to draw a pentagram
lay the soulgem in the middle and chant in the ancient tongue.
if done correctly satan will come. Offer him the soul and slit the throat of the goat and let the blood spill on the DS and 3D glasses.
This should question satan as he give you money so you can buy one.
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