The Future.... Are you kidding me you little piece of I’ll have you know I graduated top of my politics class and I've been involved in privilege checking with  tumblr shit okay pickles
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The Future...

Are you kidding me you little piece of **** I’ll have you know I graduated top of my politics class and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations I’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet think again ****** , as we speak I’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some Molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ******* DEAD CHERRY! I can be anywhere at any time and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your ******* face off the earth you little **** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your ******* tongue but you couldn't you’re ******* dead kiddo.

I last the can to an soda wattle.-
Thear": ' ' it &lla b" an soda without an cap,
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE **** . I COULDN' T FIND THE OAF* TO AN
ALMOST FULL.’ -2 LITER-‘ BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN' T ABOUT TO
DP. II" { THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT E‘ u' EN
LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FF?. IN THE
BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT { INCZI CALL ME
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#5 - starblood (06/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
her boob sends out a subliminal plea
#21 - dehymenator (06/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
or you could throw some sarran wrap over the opening and secure it with a rubber band.  But I guess thats too complicated for a blonde.
or you could throw some sarran wrap over the opening and secure it with a rubber band. But I guess thats too complicated for a blonde.
User avatar #27 - thepandaking (06/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm glad she made her point clear... but that can be solved with clingwrap and a rubber band.
User avatar #28 to #27 - slapchoppin (06/15/2013) [-]
a lack of condoms can also be solved with cling wrap and a rubber band
#8 - cnga (06/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
CANADA IS THE FUTURE
#22 - DrRubbleZ (06/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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In Philippines when you go to a local shack shop (it was like a box with a person selling a ton of **** ) and ask for a coke or drink they pour the drink in a bag and put in a straw.
#1 - optimos (06/14/2013) [-]
Be careful, she's the future!
Be careful, she's the future!
User avatar #99 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
...so soon soda will come in bags?

just like milk?
#100 to #99 - albertjester ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
don't.
#138 - frohling (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Amy is on Tumblr I guess
#42 - turbodoosh (06/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
....Use saran wrap and a rubber band?
User avatar #46 to #42 - gammajk (06/15/2013) [-]
I thought you meant put the drink in saran wrap in the shape of a bag and close it off with a rubber band
and that made sense to me
i'm going to bed
#117 - obese (06/15/2013) [-]
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#136 - rockerforlife (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This woman is a ******* genius,


it's like soda capri-sun
#3 - megumimaaka (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God damnit light bulb...
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#204 - unclegrumpybastard (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but they drink Pepsi in the future not coke....
but they drink Pepsi in the future not coke....
#182 - racrox (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well we already have bagged milk in Canada... this IS the future!
User avatar #19 - qqqqqqqqq (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but... it will go flat anyways, or the bag will pop and it will be hilarious
User avatar #123 - oceanfrank (06/15/2013) [-]
This might be kinda irrelevant but this reminds me of when I travel to El Salvador with my family and I'm at the beach or near a waterfall and I just ask the vendor for some soda and they give it to me in a bag with a straw. Just chillin on my hammock near the water with my Jarritos de Tamarindo in a bag. Also lol, it says help on her tit.
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