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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - anon id: 9cc6bbb7
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Who doesnt have Doritos and Dew in their room?
User avatar #286 to #4 - froller
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me! i hate doritos and dew.
#58 to #4 - ilovethepenis
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Finnish people.
#300 to #58 - lifeiscool **User deleted account**
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Well we have dew and mämmi
#252 to #4 - anon id: 1c7c24ed
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people who care about their HEALTH YOU ******* FAGGOT
User avatar #308 to #252 - fedegon
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>Talking about videogames.
>Use "healthy" argument.

That's as idiotic as trying to greentext on FJ.
User avatar #297 to #252 - mattseven
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Yeah, eating tofu salad, drinking water... That's the real life! Keeps you in good shape to play games longer!
User avatar #59 to #4 - thefunnyjunkyard
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We non-Americans
User avatar #78 to #4 - comentator
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People in countries where it's not exported?
User avatar #95 to #4 - Rileto
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****, I would have to keep my gamers mini fridge open? I guess I'm just going to have to buy a PS4 instead.
User avatar #7 to #4 - shunkahaxD
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Filthy ******* casuals thats who
#74 to #7 - cough
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User avatar #79 to #7 - fuzzypickles
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im british, we dont have dew. our gamer drink is water, because it improves out performance
User avatar #87 to #79 - burnswhenipee
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I'm British and my local Londis has jew dew. Never actually tried it though
User avatar #303 to #87 - contradiction
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it tastes terrible
User avatar #319 to #303 - burnswhenipee
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Well now I don't know what to believe
User avatar #324 to #319 - contradiction
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its like fake lemons with a gallon of high fructose corn syrup.
User avatar #270 to #87 - siraiy
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Same here, Dew tastes like nectar of the sweet, sweet god.
User avatar #304 to #79 - drainbramage
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What part of Britain do you live in? If anywhere sells drinks, they usually have Dew.
#311 to #7 - TheGreatAnon
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#307 to #7 - nyeeeh
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#309 to #307 - umzar
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User avatar #151 to #7 - folkflunky
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I live in Argentina and here we don't have Dew. Just saying. Don't kill me.
#62 to #7 - anon id: 7121e9d6
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and Europeans because I swear we don't have mt dew here.

Dorritos are so expensive ;-;
User avatar #64 to #62 - legendaryhero
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We have mt dew here.
User avatar #302 to #62 - swaggerwagon
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im a eurofag, we have dew. well i dew
User avatar #285 to #62 - nnightfire
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We have Dew in the Netherlands since some weeks
#52 to #7 - anon id: a81a3403
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we don't have dew in sweden
#11 to #7 - traelos
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Who uses consoles?
#38 to #11 - xXCorpitoXx
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#91 to #38 - anon id: e63e5018
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i wish I was rich everyday.
Maybe I shiuld quit college. But I don't have a plan to go from then on.
Oh well...
#53 to #11 - ragingswede
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User avatar #16 to #11 - skilletpanhead
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People whose motherboard has burned out and don't have the money to fix/replace it.

Like me.

And that is why I am sad.
User avatar #45 to #16 - entarasu
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get a ******* job m8
User avatar #19 to #16 - traelos
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And Lament you should brother.

But Lo, a low end motherboard costs like $30, just be nice to and it'll make do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - skilletpanhead
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Tis this verily so?

I was not in knowledge.
User avatar #21 to #20 - traelos
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What's your processor?
User avatar #22 to #21 - skilletpanhead
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Don't know off the top of my head and too tired/lazy to look.
User avatar #24 to #22 - traelos
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Well, if its a bulldozer (AM3+) Also AM3+ supports AM3
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813135318

For a Sandy Bridge i3/i5/i7 (LGA1155)
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813138378

Although I wouldn't buy one of those without double checking your exact processor and making 100% ABSOLUTELY SURE that you're getting the right processor, as admittedly I don't really keep up with processors anymore.
User avatar #23 to #22 - skilletpanhead
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Checked anyway, 3.22GHz
User avatar #26 to #23 - traelos
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Or if that download is a bit much, you can hit the start screen, right click on "computer" and click on "properties" and then just copy paste whatever it says under "processor" to me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - traelos
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You need the chipset.

I can find it for you, but I need your exact processor such as:
AMD FX 4100
Intel Sandy Bridge i5 3.4

If you're not sure you can download and run this
www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.html
and it'll tell you the chipset right on it.
User avatar #28 to #25 - skilletpanhead
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Ah, alright.

AMD Athlon 64 X2 DCP 6400+
User avatar #29 to #28 - traelos
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Holy Balls.

That is an old ******* processor...

I could only find one motherboard on Newegg that supports AM2 (Which is your chipset) and its a bit more expensive than I may have promised, probably because of a low production rate since they've released 2 more chipsets since then.
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813157274&Tpk=Am2&IsVirtualParent=1

If you've got the cash you may want to look into an upgrade.

Also, I feel silly for not realizing this earlier, but that's the processor in the computer you want a new motherboard for right? If you checked on the computer you're on now, and its not an identical build then that's not going to be the right motherboard for you.
User avatar #55 to #29 - skilletpanhead
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Yeah, but it can run HL2 on default graphics settings and doesn't chug when doing so, so it's good enough for me.

Thanks, I'll look into those.

And I am on the computer that I need a motherboard for. It got fried during a power surge. Still works, but as soon as I start playing something other than Minecraft with bare-bones settings, I bluescreen.
User avatar #257 to #55 - traelos
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Are you sure its the motherboard?

Whens the last time you cleaned your CPU? And make sure the fan is still running.

You might be overheating.
User avatar #281 to #257 - skilletpanhead
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Yeah, I got it checked by a friend.

A wee before the surge, which was 2 months ago, and my fan still works.

It is possible. It does get warm from time to time. I'll clean my CPU and errthang.
#133 to #11 - anon id: 8f362a3d
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You forgot the glorious game sphere race.
#37 to #11 - hopdiggity **User deleted account**
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#41 - mayormilkman
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I am your god now.
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User avatar #88 to #41 - bighairyfart
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What game got a 10 & "It's okay?"
User avatar #104 to #88 - awesomanium
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Call of Battlefield: Modern Dogfare 17, of course
#280 to #88 - anon id: 39cc26b1
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The last of us
#47 - lazaman
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I actually really liked the Xbox 360 and how well it integrated gaming and social interaction. Its dashboard was easy to navigate and smooth. And the overall package was amazing.
It was rivaled only by steam pc gaming.

And I am saddened to see their drastic turn for the worse.

But as a man of PC, PS, Xbox, and Nintendo. I will still have options after xbox goes.

I will forever muse the idea of what xbox could have been had it not turned to poo poo.
User avatar #49 to #47 - mcgeeassy
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Well your ignorant, the PS3 actually sold more (though it was hardly anything) than the Xbox 360. So yeah... pretty big competition.
User avatar #69 to #49 - toughactintinactin
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And the Wii outsold them both, whats your point?
User avatar #67 to #49 - senseofpurpose
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my ignorant what?
User avatar #155 to #67 - mcgeeassy
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DAMMIT
#153 to #67 - anon id: fadbce04
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An honorary title, i.e. your majesty?
User avatar #112 to #49 - thatoneiranianguy
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Actually by the end of 2010 fiscal year Xbox had sold 40.1 whereas the PS3 had sold 35.
User avatar #253 to #49 - lazaman
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The PS3 was a fine system yes. I own one, so I would know this.

But in the end its social integration left much to be improved upon. And there is not way you can argue that.

But if you were an only child recluse, then the PS3 was a good system for you.
User avatar #68 to #47 - miklthepikl
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So, lets clear up some of the confusion around the Xbox one

microsoft has a horrible marketing departement, and happened to skip over the best part of the new xbox during the conferences.

they have this awesome feature called the 'xbox family' in which you can add 10 other accounts, gold or silver. Between these 10 accounts, players can trade games, and even play the same copy, at the same time, as long as the game was downloaded to the hard drive of each players xbox. The Xbox family umbrella also allows players to share DLC, which i personally love. In short, that means that i can have a copy of battlefield 4, share it with anyone in the 'family' and then we can all play together.

The only real downside of the new xbox is the 24 hour mandatory check in, but because of the backlash, I dont see it being a feature by the time the new consols launch. But, I find myself even more vexed by the PS4's mandatory facebook linkage to your PSN account, which allows your facebook friends to join your games without permission
User avatar #82 to #68 - Boogiemonsterr
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your misinformed. yes you can download and share your games between the ten accounts.,but only one account can play that game at a certain time.
just saying, you cant by one copy and have many people play it together, you would need a copy for each account to play at the same time.
User avatar #77 to #68 - aerius
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PRISM.
User avatar #306 to #68 - lazaman
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wow that actually sounds pretty good.
I dont know why you got thumbs down.
Just letting you know Im thumbing you up.
#277 to #68 - slinkinlip
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I find it funny that people are now trying to say "no you guys have it wrong" and trying to convince others to buy an Xbox One.    
Whereas with the PS4 everything is right there in front of you and it practically sells itself.   
I'm not a fanboy as I currently own a PS3 and a 360, but PS4 is where I'm headed
I find it funny that people are now trying to say "no you guys have it wrong" and trying to convince others to buy an Xbox One.
Whereas with the PS4 everything is right there in front of you and it practically sells itself.
I'm not a fanboy as I currently own a PS3 and a 360, but PS4 is where I'm headed
User avatar #305 to #277 - lazaman
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Im thinking about dropping console all together.

Digital gaming is the future, and steam is here now.

Im ******* tired of disks. Im tired of getting ****** on disk returns. Im tired. Good night.
#113 to #68 - anon id: c4156270
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On PC you can create a separate steam profile for games that you want to share. You can share each individual profile with any number of people(one at a time obviously) and then you can turn around and sell the account to a friend when you're bored of it. On xbone you could do the same thing except you'd have to pay for online on each profile
#207 to #47 - anon id: 97a9f1bb
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I agree. Also, I was going to buy an xbox one.
#115 - saladtongsofdeath
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User avatar #256 to #115 - rplix
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Alienware representing PC. Pfft.
#259 to #115 - richardfitzwell
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User avatar #120 to #115 - thechosentroll
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Do I look like I'm made of ******* money?
#121 to #120 - saladtongsofdeath
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then why dont you just buy more money?
User avatar #160 to #120 - turtlewithashotgun
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"******* money"
I thought you were a stripper tho.
#3 - mastereleven
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yeah, ceo of sony
User avatar #81 to #3 - mastereleven
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well that completely ****** over my account thumbs, should have thought that one through further
#172 to #81 - anon id: 88c82b37
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I thumbed you down because you complained about thumbs, faggot.
User avatar #219 to #172 - mastereleven
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I don't really care anon
#5 to #3 - Killerwale
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It's a joke meng.
#94 - fartmart
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#290 to #94 - anon id: ccd618b8
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Source?
#317 to #290 - anon id: c77c26d0
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the internet
#50 - popesoybean
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I am euphoric, not because of some phony communities's praises, but because I have paid the majority of reviewers.
User avatar #262 to #50 - imnotkickthecat
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I wonder how many people here are from reddit and actually know the context of this joke.
User avatar #83 to #50 - alcoholicsemen
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wheres the spaghetti
#61 to #50 - senorfrog
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#124 - drhoffable
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what if i fapped in the room with my xbox, would it detect my hand movement and put on porn for me?



now that i would buy.
#204 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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I don't see the problem.
I don't see the problem.
#233 to #204 - majortomcomics
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FAYGO DRINKING JUGGALO FAGGOT.
User avatar #241 to #233 - lilmoka
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Dont have to be a juggalo to drink Faygo. I bought some at the supermarket the other day and i didnt even know they drank it. I thought it was just another cheap version of soda. In fact, what the **** is a Juggalo?
User avatar #295 to #241 - dogwars
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An Insane Clown Posse (AKA ICP) fan. They're usually gigantic faggots.
#230 to #204 - anon id: 527f8d3f
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thats faygo you ******* tard moon mist to be exact icp demons attack!!!!!!
#232 to #204 - majortomcomics
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User avatar #263 to #204 - cycloneclone
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Goddamn I must know the source of that gif
#208 to #204 - delishusbenanas
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7/10
would breath more air out of my nose than usual again.
User avatar #254 to #204 - trojandetected
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Of course you dont see you have glasses
User avatar #209 to #204 - sabcy
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that's sierra mist.
#210 to #209 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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#211 to #210 - sabcy
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#213 to #209 - theicemancommeth
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actually its Moon Mist. Its made by Faygo out of Detroit. Its pretty good.
User avatar #220 to #209 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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are you retarded?
User avatar #244 to #220 - sabcy
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no, but I do have a mental disorder called adid which stands for attention deficit Impulsivity disorder, which means I have less control over what I say and do
#100 - tomoyomomo
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