Spider Bro. Everyone has one. imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits t
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Spider Bro

imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite
or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits
there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english
and when it talks it has a really deep mice and talks in a really
agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says
helpful things like "yo man theres balloons on sale in the out
aisle for like QUE off" in its deep spider mice and its just like a
realey chill spider overall
dafuq did i just read
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#2 - bosdogg (06/14/2013) [-]
Makes me think of this guy
User avatar #75 to #2 - myrolerian (06/15/2013) [-]
He was the ultimate ******* spider bro.
#83 to #2 - ohnotwoone (06/15/2013) [-]
Awe you beat me to it.
User avatar #84 to #2 - bubbabrent (06/15/2013) [-]
the only spider I will have ever liked..... now HE was a bro
#113 to #2 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Jeff is a nice spider
User avatar #60 to #2 - lawerancearm (06/15/2013) [-]
Whiney
Multiple eyes
A Spider.
Not Dead Spider.
Bakes so he obviously wants to eat me
Goofy Smile
Clingy

0/10
Would not own.
#94 to #59 - captnnorway ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Why dad
#95 - lolfire (06/15/2013) [-]
There are balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off.........friends....of..Hagrid.
#5 - sinery (06/14/2013) [-]
I'll give you two foot of Spidey alright.
#36 to #5 - barstoolninja (06/15/2013) [-]
I love how you and that other guy actually posted spider man pics in a way such that it appeared to be an actual conversation and/or story. Props to you both.
I love how you and that other guy actually posted spider man pics in a way such that it appeared to be an actual conversation and/or story. Props to you both.
User avatar #76 to #36 - maxataxx (06/15/2013) [-]
That is how I imagine all spider-man threads should work.
#105 to #36 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Well in the good ol' days that's how every spiderman thread worked
#9 to #8 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
Thinking he is Spiderman and stuff.
#11 to #10 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
Bitch is grounded.
#27 to #26 - maxataxx (06/15/2013) [-]
That's the same picture you used when we met...Sniff...I think I love you.
#45 to #27 - zouphy (06/15/2013) [-]
#29 to #27 - maxataxx (06/15/2013) [-]
You might not care, but I will always love you.
#28 to #27 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
#30 to #27 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
Take a look at my profile.
Take a look at my profile.
#51 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/15/2013) [-]
"rarely speaks when it speaks"   
   
Wat.
"rarely speaks when it speaks"

Wat.
#57 to #51 - tazze (06/15/2013) [-]
lack of punctuation, kthxbai I'm outta here
lack of punctuation, kthxbai I'm outta here
User avatar #82 to #57 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/15/2013) [-]
I know, That's just how I read it the first time.
#87 - thype (06/15/2013) [-]
#1 - twi (06/14/2013) [-]
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so kinda sorta like this guy
but a spider?
User avatar #79 to #1 - blokrokker (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh **** yeah.
#3 to #1 - mraye (06/14/2013) [-]
We should get your friend to meet my friend, I think they'd really hit it off.
#96 - harbingerwolf (06/15/2013) [-]
I actually own several, get on my level OP.

1 Holconisa insignis
2 baby Heteropoda lunula
1 Peucitia sp.
1 Avicularia veriscolour

<---Here's my australian huntsman spider, not fully grown yet, Holconia insignis. She is a pretty chill gal.
#109 to #96 - marcofoxroberto (06/15/2013) [-]
Does it warn you when there are balloon sales though?

R u evn trying harbngerwlf?
#114 to #96 - lilmoka (06/15/2013) [-]
She is so cute.
#32 - pedobearRAW (06/15/2013) [-]
or a really sexy spider girl.
User avatar #41 to #32 - playercz (06/15/2013) [-]
no matter how sexy the top part of the chick is (not talking about fifty eyes), that spider is ******* creepy.
#66 to #41 - pedobearRAW (06/15/2013) [-]
i find both halves quite charming.
#122 to #66 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I read "I like your personality"
#33 to #32 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up cocksucker piece of ******* **** worthless cum stain peasant faggot, ******* die you miserable cunt.
#46 to #33 - tazze (06/15/2013) [-]
chill man, here's some more sexy spider to (un)rustle your jimmies
User avatar #77 to #46 - mikalm (06/15/2013) [-]
what is this from?
#123 to #77 - tazze (06/15/2013) [-]
scroll down buddy, comment #55
scroll down buddy, comment #55
User avatar #38 to #33 - manofparody (06/15/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, dude...
Take it down a level... Damn.
User avatar #47 to #32 - kingron (06/15/2013) [-]
driders bro they are called driders and also some said they like bondage
#62 to #47 - pedobearRAW (06/15/2013) [-]
no, spider girl. i
#86 to #32 - thype (06/15/2013) [-]
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#88 to #86 - pedobearRAW (06/15/2013) [-]
i said sexy spider girl.

not freaky long limb girl.
#89 to #88 - thype (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #32 - asthmetheus (06/15/2013) [-]
Leg man
#112 - mrbobert (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #102 - dinobro (06/15/2013) [-]
**** that, it's got a mana bar
#81 - drhoffable (06/15/2013) [-]
HI'YA GUYS!
#107 - fourthusername (06/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the spider from "Arby n' the chief", greg. Man that was a good series
#101 - senseofpurpose (06/15/2013) [-]
dafuq are the commas at?
#100 - BigBallSack (06/15/2013) [-]
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#91 - moyk (06/15/2013) [-]
Hideas?
Hideas?
#6 - slendevara (06/14/2013) [-]
That would be ******* awesome!
#106 - wildemu (06/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather have a Mighty Tiger with Samuel L. Jackson's voice
#48 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
That would be amazing.   
   
I 			*******		 LOVE spiders!
That would be amazing.

I ******* LOVE spiders!
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