Dildactusboy. that would be a dildo-cactus-cowboy OC. zombiestookmybike theseandude. That is not an appropriate cactus for that habitat Why yes that is a dildactus
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - gobnick
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#7 to #2 - anon id: aba66ba7
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clit
#26 to #2 - anon id: 24dfe22c
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you dumb ******* virgin
User avatar #31 to #26 - gobnick
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right...cause not knowing about a women's sex toy makes me dumb, cause, you know, i plan to use this sometime in my life or it's going to play a major part. just because i am inexperienced with vibrators does not mean i don't know how to please a girl...
#56 to #31 - ironsoul
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yes it does
#49 to #31 - anon id: 528e9607
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Yes it does
#43 to #2 - anon id: b3b19670
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I'm being serious here just because i'm extremely curious. Are you 13?
#47 to #2 - xxangelisxx
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Seriously?
#5 to #2 - whovianofawesome
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The middle is for the vag, one is for the butt, and the third is for the clit
User avatar #6 to #5 - gobnick
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really? it must not be intended to be inserted very far then, if a girl tries to stick that all the way in the rabbit part will be up on her crotch it seems
User avatar #13 to #6 - Loppytaffy
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It's very difficult (mostly impossible, and sometimes paintful the try) to climax with penetration alone.
#32 to #13 - anon id: 564d15e8
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Just because its "mostly impossible, and times painful" for one girl to climax with penetration alone doesn't mean that's for all girls. Everyone's different. Some girls can with just penetration.
User avatar #38 to #32 - Loppytaffy
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Very, very rare. It's just a lot of pressure that causes a girl to yell out and you think she's orgasmed.
#27 to #13 - tsukaza
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You should mention that this differs from girl to girl.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Loppytaffy
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*to try
#46 to #13 - bouncingbananas
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Wasn't that hard for your mom last night.
User avatar #30 to #13 - gobnick
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are you serious? penetration is the only way to hit the g-spot (and yes, it does exist)...the first 1-2 inches of a vagina have these little glands along what i could only call the roof of the vagina, that connect from the clitoris to the urethra, massaging those well enough produces intense orgasms, in fact, it is the only way to get a girl to squirt....should brush up on your sex a bit
User avatar #39 to #30 - noideawhatimdoing
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You are beyond "inexperienced" i recommend that you never, ever make any sexual contact or engage in any sexual act with a female. Ever .
User avatar #37 to #30 - Loppytaffy
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Are you serious?! Are you actually ******* serious? You don't even know where the g-spot is? Holy ******* cow. I am a woman and I sure as hell know where my g-spot is, and I know nothing needs to be inserted into my vagina for me to climax.

Go educate yourself on something other than the myths made up by Freud.
User avatar #54 to #37 - gobnick
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and i also never said it was the only way to climax, i said it was the only way to actually achieve squirting orgasms, which is absolutely true...******* idiot
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIUt83srvc&list=PL09B9B63E842380B8&index=12
i suggest you educate yourselves, you know, with medical facts? not just "i know how my vagina works bleh bleh bleh"....stupid *************
and you really do have no idea what you're doing, noideawhatimdoing, if you really think that i don't know what i'm talking about
"The G-Spot (4) is reportedly located one to three inches into the vagina, at the side of the urethra (6) and the urinary bladder (2)."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Spot
#55 to #52 - noideawhatimdoing
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There is a HUGE difference between "Sexual Medicine" and actual sex. You cant even figure out how to use a ******* sex toy. And sweety, look at diagrams all day -wont help you anymore in bed. Granted you could coax a female there through your bland personality.
There is a HUGE difference between "Sexual Medicine" and actual sex. You cant even figure out how to use a ******* sex toy. And sweety, look at diagrams all day -wont help you anymore in bed. Granted you could coax a female there through your bland personality.
User avatar #57 to #55 - gobnick
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right...if you doubt what i say (which it really seems you do, for whatever the **** reason) go get your boyfriend to do it with you: doggy style, missionary position (with a pillow propping your hips up), spooning, or standing up with the right leverage. then tell me i'm wrong with my facts. until then, shut the **** up, cause while you are a girl, it doesn't mean you automatically know more than scientists and doctors who have figured this **** out.
#59 to #57 - noideawhatimdoing
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Thank you ever so much. The advice on using a pillow was beyond my tiny woman mind. I think by now I know what im doing in bed thank you very much. Now Mr. Sex Health, if you know SO much about human anatomy and women, why couldnt you figure out how to use said toy above? Thats right, because you have no clue.    
   
A Thought; everybody, and everyone is different -is your dick the medical standard length and girth?    
   
And the thought that you thought about me in bed with my boyfriend weirds me out.    
So please, STFU
Thank you ever so much. The advice on using a pillow was beyond my tiny woman mind. I think by now I know what im doing in bed thank you very much. Now Mr. Sex Health, if you know SO much about human anatomy and women, why couldnt you figure out how to use said toy above? Thats right, because you have no clue.

A Thought; everybody, and everyone is different -is your dick the medical standard length and girth?

And the thought that you thought about me in bed with my boyfriend weirds me out.
So please, STFU
User avatar #62 to #59 - gobnick
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hmmm, maybe because (seeing as i'm male), i brushed up on useful **** for me, you know, **** that doesn't include three-pronged vibrators....like i would ever even need to know about that sort of thing, seeing as it is private. and yeah, maybe i crossed a line in mentioning you with your boyfriend, but it was to illustrate a point, those positions are the ones most likely to produce female ejaculation. the fact that you automatically equate a man's knowledge of a vibrator to sexual competency shows you are just ******* ignorant, it's the same for me saying you're inexperienced for not knowing stimulation points on a man, by all means you can accomplish making a guy happy, seeing as you have a vagina in general, not knowing these things does not mean you are bad in any way with sex or the like, especially since a girls' masturbatory tool is most often completely separate from sex (seeing as this thing occupies absolutely all the orifices needed to achieve a girl's orgasm)....yeah, i'm the one that's stupid, for not knowing about something that is, and always will be, separate from my sexual experiences (i would be okay with having sex with a single vibrator helping me along, but seeing as, well, you remember, it would be impossible for me to be involved in said sexual activity with the content's sexual tool involved) now please, you shut the **** up.
#64 to #62 - noideawhatimdoing
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Ever heard of foreplay? Or even finishing her off after youve gotten off?
I think you need to look at the number of users countering your points and just shh in a corner or something....
User avatar #65 to #64 - gobnick
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did i ever mention excluding it? why in the world would any man (besides one about to rape someone) skip that? you keep making these assumptions and you think they'll save you, but you forgot the one rule. you know what that is? don't put words in people's mouths. goddamn you're ignorant
User avatar #67 to #65 - noideawhatimdoing
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Please use the above image.... itll make you seem less repulsive.
User avatar #70 to #67 - gobnick
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mhmm, will do, in the meantime you just work on that superiority complex you clearly have, it's a major problem, what with it making you justify ignoring medical facts and creating assumptions about people who are merely trying to show you how you're wrong.
1. i was/am, in fact, still correct about the general vicinity of the g-spot (though you still argue i could be wrong cause "everyone is different")
2. you keep making assumptions and jumping to conclusions trying to make me out to be something i'm not (i.e. implying that i said "you can skip foreplay, just shove your dick around in there 2 or so inches and plow upward" or something along those lines. see, i can put words in people's mouths too)
#71 to #70 - noideawhatimdoing
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You now bore me, good day.
You now bore me, good day.
User avatar #63 to #62 - gobnick
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also, i feel as though you presented one major hypocrisy in your comment, seeing as i "crossed a line" when talking about you with your boyfriend, the same can be said with you asking about my dick's length and girth...
User avatar #66 to #63 - noideawhatimdoing
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I didnt ask. I just was just pointing out that you had given measurements to where the gspot "is" when, in fact -every one is different and thus it wont always be "X inches past the gates on starboard side" --i made this point by referring to a cock because it seems thats what you know. And it proves my point quite well.
User avatar #68 to #66 - gobnick
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well, lemme see, these medical surveys would be done with, oh, say, about thousands of women, and in fact these glands do exist in every woman so far in these studies, thus leading to the logical assumption that...OH, all women have a g-spot, while it can vary, it's pretty much not gonna be anywhere but 1-4 inches up near the roof of the vagina by the clitoris and urethra. you reeeeaaaallly need to stop purporting that you know more than doctors, scientists, and very thorough studies of the female anatomy.
User avatar #69 to #68 - noideawhatimdoing
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1-4 inches... thats like saying every dick is 2-8 inches long.
Do you see how these 'facts' can lead to over zealous assholes such as yourself.
User avatar #72 to #69 - gobnick
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oh.my.*******.god. these are based off of studies of thousands of women and the general assumption that women don't have a urethra that runs the entire length of her vagina. you ******* moron. these things are correct because: oh hey, the bladder and urethra of almost every single woman, is in the same vicinity, thus, those glands there that run only the length of that, are gonna be directly proportionate to said vicinity. you dumb ****.
#73 to #72 - noideawhatimdoing
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You are literally too stupid to insult, or waste my time with.  Enjoy your mountains of pussy.
You are literally too stupid to insult, or waste my time with. Enjoy your mountains of pussy.
User avatar #74 to #73 - gobnick
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right....cause basing an argument on medical fact (you know, the stuff that's supported by millions of studies, doctors, and scientists) can be refuted by one dumb cunt that thinks she knows better. here's a little piece of information: unless it's you that has some sort of gigantic mutation in her dna that allows her urethra to loop around everywhere inside her, your g-spot is most likely gonna be in that exact spot that i mentioned, seeing as, well, yeah, all women are different, but this is the range (by that i mean, the absolute minimum and maximum, as proven by these people millions of times smarter than you) that the g-spot can be in. no more. no less. *******.stupid.bitch.go.cry.elsewhere.
#75 to #74 - noideawhatimdoing
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You must be black. If not then iv been reading your "Oh.my.*******.gods." in the wrong context. Good day
You must be black. If not then iv been reading your "Oh.my.*******.gods." in the wrong context. Good day
User avatar #76 to #75 - gobnick
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i feel as though i've wasted my day. (and no, i'm not black, but thanks for the borderline racism) because it is readily apparent that i actually am stupid, trying to reason with a troll (or someone so stupid their iq can actually match troll logic levels)
#77 to #76 - noideawhatimdoing
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User avatar #78 to #57 - Loppytaffy
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I have ****** in every damn position I know, and many different men of many different sizes. Even using fingers and pushing up into the supposed g-spot (pause to laugh) does nothing but cause discomfort.
I assure you, it an anatomy thing.

There are books on this, one called clitoracy, I suggest you read up. Because, believe it or not, women know how their vaginas work.
User avatar #8 to #6 - sladee
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massaging the clit gives more pleasure
User avatar #9 to #8 - gobnick
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i know, it just seems a little off on length, like it'll overshoot hitting the right spot if a girl puts it all the way in
User avatar #51 to #6 - sinonyx
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that's the point you ******* pre-teen
#3 to #2 - sxespanky
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one day... you'll learn about it...
User avatar #4 to #3 - gobnick
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well i'm just saying, both holes are filled and there's an extra attachment...what do?
User avatar #10 to #4 - aldheim
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The rabbit vibrators with the single branch are for clitoral stimulation, not anal stimulation.
User avatar #29 to #10 - gobnick
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wow, i remember one night i was up late and saw a product like the one you said but they did say to use that single branch for anal....i wonder how many disappointed/surprised women there were as a result
User avatar #34 to #29 - kyrozor
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I'm sure they figured it out.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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That is not an appropriate cactus for that habitat
#40 to #1 - richardfitzwell
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Bring it on.
Bring it on.
User avatar #18 - commanderbunbun
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anyone make a Sex Toy Story joke yet?
#19 to #18 - thedandude [OP]
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theres a 'snake' in my boot
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#42 - iRoflcopterU
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And then you turn it on...
And then you turn it on...
User avatar #60 to #42 - wardylocks
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i think i broke a rib laughing
#44 to #42 - thedandude [OP]
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User avatar #45 to #42 - thetattooedone
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Please, please tell me why you have this gif?
#61 to #45 - iRoflcopterU
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I need a reason?
I need a reason?
#79 to #61 - thetattooedone
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Not really.
Not really.
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#12 - anon id: 7fa989f7
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omg, thedandude, i didn't realise you'd posted this! i'm a huge fan!
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nice try zombiestookmybike
**** it, im gonna pretend this is real
User avatar #16 to #15 - zombiestookmybike
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dunno what youre talking about..
User avatar #17 to #16 - thedandude [OP]
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just you wait...
#25 - satanlovesyouall
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I thought of this guy..For...Some reason.
#11 - hudis
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Those totally look like sloth claws.
#58 to #11 - unclaimedusername
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User avatar #50 - ooooooooooo
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Looks to me like a really rude dildo
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hes been playing too much saints row the third
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