Cool, so what's life without 4 ribs like?

Man I don't know why I'm surprised that exists.

Whats life like as a virgin?

Hey.... let's not be harsh.
It's not that bad.

I'm afraid you can't take your own, sorry you find yourself still in the boat.

never said i took my own.... someones a bit bitters here.

Implying anyone on funnyjunk desperate enough to say "I'll admit it, tried it, done it, better from a girl.", a physically impossible task, has ever been feasibly reasonable enough in real life to be attractive to anyone.

hey Faggot, even Ron Jeremy can. If you're looking for that kinda porn, which I'm guessing you are, since you know so much about other peoples' ***** , just search for "Ron jeremy self ******** " on google

I do it a least once a month, it's not physically impossible.

You are a true retard, just because you can't doesn't mean no one can, most athletes can because of the flexibility from stretching daily, you are just a fat retard whose own gut is too big and in the way to do so. I know someone that can without his ribs removed, hell, I even met him indirectly through Funnyjunk, so just shut the **** up.

Actually, you don't have to be an athlete.

I can do it and Im a little tubby myself.

Its all in the dick, and technique.

Thanks, Spongebob!

Wow, alright, I've got three different people barking down my neck over a comment based on the fact that without months, possibly years of proper fitness training the average person would need an anatomical anomaly to pull something off. You win, I concede. Now kindly go **** yourself with a cactus, this is the internet after all.

Make you a deal: you google image that, and if you don't find at least 10 people immediately, you can continue to talk.

I have never trained a day in my life, and I can do it.
I have all my ribs to.

No, you're just an idiot. If you're not fat and you're flexible enough, it's incredibly easy. It's called ************ .

You're the most accurate out of all of the people in this thread, congratulations.

Look at all that red...

Whatever then, good night to you sir, I'm to tired to deal with this anymore.