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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#38 - I Am Monkey
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Alright Funnyjunk, time for one of life's greatest questions;
If you could suck your own dick, would you?
User avatar #68 to #38 - ugottanked
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yes
User avatar #66 to #38 - drastronomy
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no...i piss from there
#67 to #66 - certifiedidiot
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#63 to #38 - zakaizer
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Yes, without a doubt.   
   
<Gif in no way related, I just couldn't find anything better
Yes, without a doubt.

<Gif in no way related, I just couldn't find anything better
#69 to #63 - copycopy
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I love gaius he is such a good char.
User avatar #70 to #69 - zakaizer
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Gaius is definitely a contender for best character

Also, yaay, another FE fan, that makes three I've found!
User avatar #71 to #70 - copycopy
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I love FE...I am playing it right now. ^_^
User avatar #72 to #71 - zakaizer
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I was playing it, but put it down for a few hours, trying to calm my rage from it
User avatar #73 to #72 - copycopy
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Why rage? o.o
User avatar #74 to #73 - zakaizer
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Lunatic+ man, so bloody difficult, especially with stuff like Aegis+, Hawkeye, Luna+.... Even with max stats, you have to hope the RNG is in your favour, or you will fail...
User avatar #75 to #74 - copycopy
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Owuch that must suck donkey balls. V_V I am still on my first play through.
User avatar #76 to #75 - zakaizer
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Aye, it does Aegis+/Luna+/Pavise+ always activate, it's not a question of skill percentage, it just always activates, and with Hawkeye is they never miss a single shot. Ever. And what chapter are you at now, man?
User avatar #77 to #76 - copycopy
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Ahhh 19 I think? I am taking a slight break from it since I got into the infinite crisis closed beta.
User avatar #78 to #77 - zakaizer
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19, so that's the Valm Castle approach, the first fight with Walhart, yes, right after beating Yen'fay?
User avatar #80 to #78 - copycopy
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Yep.
User avatar #81 to #80 - zakaizer
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Ah right, one tactic that worked for me, have a Flying unit pair up with a tank unit (Like a Dark Flier and a Berserker), have the Flier fly as far up, switch to the Berserker, and make sure you have a powerful Sage with a Phychic, and keep him protected down below, and slowly move the company at the bottom up the map, keeping the Sage within range of the Berserker.

Course, there are many other ways of doing it, but that's one way I did it on Hard my first time
User avatar #82 to #81 - copycopy
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Ill just send my daughter up and she will end him lol.
#83 to #82 - zakaizer
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Ah, well, yeah, there is that option as well... Just be careful of Walhart, if he gets things right, he gets them REALLY right.   
   
&lt;MFW he stopped 4 attacks from a Brave Axe and then proceeded to kill me with his pesky sword...
Ah, well, yeah, there is that option as well... Just be careful of Walhart, if he gets things right, he gets them REALLY right.

<MFW he stopped 4 attacks from a Brave Axe and then proceeded to kill me with his pesky sword...
User avatar #84 to #83 - copycopy
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Oh my daughter is a grandmaster with maxed out stats. Her average attack hits for 80 dmg minimum lol. <3 Morgana
#62 to #38 - demonicstphenson
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The mental image of having jizz in my mouth, even my own, would make me vomit. Plus, I know exactly were my dick has been so for the sake of hygiene, no.
Pic related
User avatar #61 to #38 - erotictentacle
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sure, i'd do it somewhat like that guy from Shigurui.
Just without thinking about a little boy
User avatar #58 to #38 - aldheim
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You'd have to try it at least once.
User avatar #51 to #38 - jorah
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Most definitely.
Though even guys that can suck themselves can only get the tip, so it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Actually I probably wouldn't, but not because I'd be grossed out, just that it seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.
#50 to #38 - anon id: d2d317c8
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Nope.
User avatar #46 to #38 - lilmisspinkamena
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yes totally
#45 to #38 - poniesnstuff
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I mean.....well,,,,,,,,,,
#53 to #45 - princeofbrokensoul
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#44 to #38 - anon id: b1f1da7a
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I've done it before.

it wasn't all that great. it's hard to focus on the pleasure, because you're too busy trying to suck yourself off.
User avatar #43 to #38 - ThatGuyWhoTalks
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#42 to #38 - entarasu
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User avatar #40 to #38 - nervaaurelius
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I wouldn't be here to answer that question if i could