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#1 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Ill admit it. Tried it. Done it. Better from a girl.
User avatar #2 to #1 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, so what's life without 4 ribs like?
#48 to #2 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Here, have a link showing various men sucking their own dicks.

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#49 to #48 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Trying again..

reddit. com/r/ ************
User avatar #59 to #49 - aldheim (06/15/2013) [-]
Man I don't know why I'm surprised that exists.
#3 to #2 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Whats life like as a virgin?
User avatar #60 to #3 - aldheim (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey.... let's not be harsh.
It's not that bad.
User avatar #4 to #3 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you can't take your own, sorry you find yourself still in the boat.
#5 to #4 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
never said i took my own.... someones a bit bitters here.
User avatar #6 to #5 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Implying anyone on funnyjunk desperate enough to say "I'll admit it, tried it, done it, better from a girl.", a physically impossible task, has ever been feasibly reasonable enough in real life to be attractive to anyone.
User avatar #79 to #6 - christofferse (06/15/2013) [-]
hey ****** , even Ron Jeremy can. If you're looking for that kinda porn, which I'm guessing you are, since you know so much about other peoples' ***** , just search for "Ron jeremy self ******** " on google
User avatar #25 to #6 - emptysuperman (06/15/2013) [-]
I do it a least once a month, it's not physically impossible.
User avatar #10 to #6 - blamie ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
You are a true retard, just because you can't doesn't mean no one can, most athletes can because of the flexibility from stretching daily, you are just a fat retard whose own gut is too big and in the way to do so. I know someone that can without his ribs removed, hell, I even met him indirectly through Funnyjunk, so just shut the **** up.
User avatar #22 to #10 - lazaman (06/15/2013) [-]
Actually, you don't have to be an athlete.

I can do it and Im a little tubby myself.

Its all in the dick, and technique.
User avatar #35 to #22 - guymandude (06/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, Spongebob!
User avatar #11 to #10 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Wow, alright, I've got three different people barking down my neck over a comment based on the fact that without months, possibly years of proper fitness training the average person would need an anatomical anomaly to pull something off. You win, I concede. Now kindly go **** yourself with a cactus, this is the internet after all.
User avatar #39 to #11 - YllekNayr ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Make you a deal: you google image that, and if you don't find at least 10 people immediately, you can continue to talk.
User avatar #23 to #11 - lazaman (06/15/2013) [-]
I have never trained a day in my life, and I can do it.
I have all my ribs to.
User avatar #19 to #11 - ilovehitler (06/15/2013) [-]
No, you're just an idiot. If you're not fat and you're flexible enough, it's incredibly easy. It's called ************ .
#9 to #6 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Actually i've done it, not fully but like the tip, and i have all ribs and im not that flexible.
User avatar #12 to #9 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
You're the most accurate out of all of the people in this thread, congratulations.
User avatar #36 to #12 - riderdouble (06/15/2013) [-]
Look at all that red...
#8 to #6 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Not impossible, as i have done it, i was younger and i was more flexible, i wouldnt try it now as whats the point... and i like to think myself as attractive! confidence helps when tying to pull the ladies, my mouth skills with help with that.
User avatar #13 to #8 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Whatever then, good night to you sir, I'm to tired to deal with this anymore.
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