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#1 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Ill admit it. Tried it. Done it. Better from a girl.
User avatar #2 to #1 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, so what's life without 4 ribs like?
#48 to #2 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Here, have a link showing various men sucking their own dicks.

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#49 to #48 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Trying again..

reddit. com/r/autofellatio
User avatar #59 to #49 - aldheim (06/15/2013) [-]
Man I don't know why I'm surprised that exists.
#3 to #2 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Whats life like as a virgin?
User avatar #60 to #3 - aldheim (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey.... let's not be harsh.
It's not that bad.
User avatar #4 to #3 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you can't take your own, sorry you find yourself still in the boat.
#5 to #4 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
never said i took my own.... someones a bit bitters here.
User avatar #6 to #5 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Implying anyone on funnyjunk desperate enough to say "I'll admit it, tried it, done it, better from a girl.", a physically impossible task, has ever been feasibly reasonable enough in real life to be attractive to anyone.
User avatar #79 to #6 - christofferse (06/15/2013) [-]
hey Faggot, even Ron Jeremy can. If you're looking for that kinda porn, which I'm guessing you are, since you know so much about other peoples' cocks, just search for "Ron jeremy self fellatio" on google
User avatar #25 to #6 - emptysuperman (06/15/2013) [-]
I do it a least once a month, it's not physically impossible.
User avatar #10 to #6 - blamie ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
You are a true retard, just because you can't doesn't mean no one can, most athletes can because of the flexibility from stretching daily, you are just a fat retard whose own gut is too big and in the way to do so. I know someone that can without his ribs removed, hell, I even met him indirectly through Funnyjunk, so just shut the **** up.
User avatar #22 to #10 - lazaman (06/15/2013) [-]
Actually, you don't have to be an athlete.

I can do it and Im a little tubby myself.

Its all in the dick, and technique.
User avatar #35 to #22 - guymandude (06/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, Spongebob!
User avatar #11 to #10 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Wow, alright, I've got three different people barking down my neck over a comment based on the fact that without months, possibly years of proper fitness training the average person would need an anatomical anomaly to pull something off. You win, I concede. Now kindly go **** yourself with a cactus, this is the internet after all.
User avatar #39 to #11 - YllekNayr ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Make you a deal: you google image that, and if you don't find at least 10 people immediately, you can continue to talk.
User avatar #23 to #11 - lazaman (06/15/2013) [-]
I have never trained a day in my life, and I can do it.
I have all my ribs to.
User avatar #19 to #11 - ilovehitler (06/15/2013) [-]
No, you're just an idiot. If you're not fat and you're flexible enough, it's incredibly easy. It's called autofellatio.
#9 to #6 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Actually i've done it, not fully but like the tip, and i have all ribs and im not that flexible.
User avatar #12 to #9 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
You're the most accurate out of all of the people in this thread, congratulations.
User avatar #36 to #12 - riderdouble (06/15/2013) [-]
Look at all that red...
#8 to #6 - confusedanal (06/15/2013) [-]
Not impossible, as i have done it, i was younger and i was more flexible, i wouldnt try it now as whats the point... and i like to think myself as attractive! confidence helps when tying to pull the ladies, my mouth skills with help with that.
User avatar #13 to #8 - duelwing (06/15/2013) [-]
Whatever then, good night to you sir, I'm to tired to deal with this anymore.
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