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#14 - bronybox (06/14/2013) [-]
I did research.
It says:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So, not stoned, put to death.
#136 to #14 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
I love how the Bible contradicts itself.
"Thou shalt not kill."
"They shall be put to death."
Apparently they were stoned while writing it.
#121 to #14 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
Depends on the translation.
#99 to #14 - clockworkphysicist (06/15/2013) [-]
One of the versions I read said "Beheaded"   
I don't know why but decapitation always seemed like one of the worst ways to die to me.
One of the versions I read said "Beheaded"
I don't know why but decapitation always seemed like one of the worst ways to die to me.
User avatar #74 to #14 - rhc (06/15/2013) [-]
it weren't written in english m8.
#59 to #14 - smudgycarrot (06/15/2013) [-]
Their blood shall be upon them   
   
upon them as in turning against them,   
   
AS IN AIDS
Their blood shall be upon them

upon them as in turning against them,

AS IN AIDS
User avatar #54 to #14 - flappyduck (06/15/2013) [-]
people died in 2013! :0 its true!!
User avatar #41 to #14 - rainbowrush (06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe it was different in the original, and it got changed one of the times it got remastered.
#45 to #41 - harleycurnow (06/15/2013) [-]
We can only hope.
User avatar #27 to #14 - lolfire (06/14/2013) [-]
No, this guy's right.

I've checked over 20 different versions of the bible, none of them say stoned.
Every single version says "their blood shall be upon them"

Strange, I always thought it said shall be stoned... it just doesn't.
#31 to #27 - jocosejenkins (06/14/2013) [-]
I hate to sound like I'm speaking against my faith, but after reading the bible it's pretty much implied that everyone is getting stoned. Some people for even less than this.

gay - Stoned
Lose virginity before marriage - Stoned
Any form of adultery really - Stoned
Pretty much anything to do with sex - Stoned

People got in **** for walking around too much on a Sunday or wearing clothing made of different types of material. If something happened that they didn't like there answer was to pretty much just throw rocks at it until it died.
User avatar #98 to #31 - clockworkphysicist (06/15/2013) [-]
In rome rapists had their testicles crushed between stones....
User avatar #38 to #31 - bloodyshart (06/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like ******* .
+1
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User avatar #37 to #31 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey, at least if I rape someone and they are a virgin, I can pay their dad 20 pieces of silver and marry her

>.> lolbible.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lolfire (06/14/2013) [-]
I know it was a usual punishment in those days, I just always thought there was a direct order to stone homosexuals in Leviticus, but I can't find one version where it says "must be stoned"
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